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the good things in tumblr’s anti-nsfw movement:

no more porn bots! now when I scroll through whatever tag I’m looking at I don’t see porn every 3 posts. made looking at tumblr in public nervewracking lmao, they still showed up even though I’m locked in safemode

the bad things in tumblr’s anti-nsfw movement:

literally everything else

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world cup in a nutshell

south korea vs mexico

people rooting for mexico: can u believe there are mexicans who are supporting south korea bcs they like kpop or smth lmao fuck sk

south korea vs germany

people rooting for mexico: WE LOVE SOUTH KOREA THEY ARE GODS THE SAVIORS OF MEXICO GIVE EM A FUCKIN PARADE *starts singing lo siento by super junior and airplane pt. 2 by bts*

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Did you really win the House Cup?

In the 1991-1992 school year (Harry’s first year), when Gryffindor wins the House Cup, it is stated that they have broken Slytherin’s previous six year record over the cup, preventing them from making the seventh.

That means that canonically, throughout the entire duration of MC’s time at Hogwarts, Slytherin should win every year, except for MC’s first year, in which any house but Slytherin should win.

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*spends all my itunes gift cards to nyoom through year 1*

*becomes discouraged when I run out of money and stops midway through year 2*

*weeks later, I rise from the dead in determination, now once again a puny pleb*

this is me!!!

yes I am doing the stupid anime trope of dark skin + white hair. doing it mainly because I'm adding to the story where her hair is whitened by the cursed ice. that hasn't happened yet but I don't really care.

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hogwarts mystery levels be like

me, a second year, at courage level 11 when I need level 12, the first time I've ever not had a high enough level: nah fam you can do the revenge shit im good

my prefect: what the FUCK you fucking SUCK why were you accepted into slytherin you piece of SHIT was my training for NOTHING FUCK YOU

me: welp time to s l o w l y spam classes until im level 20 on everything i guess

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2 - seeing someone break stereotypes

3 - taking a candycane off the christmas tree (and eating it)

satisfying things

1 - buying something for yourself when you go christmas shopping. in this case, sour punch.

to be continued

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satisfying things

1 - buying something for yourself when you go christmas shopping. in this case, sour punch.

to be continued

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Dogs are so considerate

I’d like to give a s/o to dogs. Whenever they take a shit, they always try to bury it in dirt so that you don’t step in it because their lazy owners won’t pick it up, and instead sink your feet into the grass. Though they just end up throwing a bunch of dirt over it that clings to your shoes when you do step in it, it’s the thought that counts.