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Just when I thought top couldn't get anymore relatable.
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Okay so I have a problem. I am pretty sure that half of my followers are sex-bots or people with similar accounts. And the only dms I get are also from them. See my problem?
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Hell yeah
I was told when I get older, that all my fears would shrink. Now I’m insecure, and VERY VERY gay.
Yes
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@dennys what will it take to get free food for life? Naming my unborn child Denny? Or sacrificing it to the denny god.
(PLZ I NEED TO KNOW)
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Just went through and deleted half my posts (?????) It was mostly crap. But now! It is complete. And.total.crap.
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If anyone wants to start a snap streak my username is jon_tron1
Anyways, just looking for some frens
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I HIT 10 FOLLOWERS
Lame right? But thank you to those who do follow me. You are the absolute best. Ily 🤟
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Pokemon go acting like I ain't done shit
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Wish I could remember my dreams cuz my thoughts be wild
I forgot where I had to put my dirty socks (the laundry basket), so I ate them instead.
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Yes pregnant women consult your unborn child before exercising.
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Guess you’ll never know
this is the gay cat

if you reblog this you are either:
• gay
• love cats
• both
nobody will know which one
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I JUST SAW OWL CITY ON TOUR AND IT WAS FREAKING AMAZING @owlcityofficial AHHHHH I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I FREAKINGGGG LOVE HIM
#owlcity#idkifiactuallytaggedhimlol#owlcityisgodsson#adamyoung#heisthebesteverrr#owl#city#is#perfect#owlcityisperfect
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Yes

Real sharks have their own pool cuecumber.
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