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Regulus: "I just got this really strong urge to do something stupid."

James: "I'M STUPID. DO ME!"

Regulus:

Sirius:

Remus:

Peter:

Literally the whole world:

James:

James: "Did I say that out loud?"

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Sirius: "I miss Prongs."

Remus: "Well, you still have me."

Sirius: "It's not the same. I could talk to him about things I can't talk about with you."

Remus: "Okay, like what?"

Sirius: "Like the annoyingly cute things you do."

Remus: "Sirius."

Sirius: "See. I can't talk to you."

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Regulus: "My kink? Knowing all the information."

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Regulus:

"What do you mean just standing there ominously doesn't count as socializing?"

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Sirius/Barty:

"Tragic that someone this sexy has to go through so much."

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James: "She was flirting with you."

Marlene: "She was what?"

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Regulus: "Potter is so fucking stupid."

Barty: "What did he do now?"

Regulus: "I created a scenario in my head and it went so wrong."

Barty:

Evan: "Understandable."

Barty: "Wha-"

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James: "So I have to get something off my chest..."

Regulus: "Oh my god."

Regulus: "Is it your shirt? Please let me see."

Barty:

Sirius:

Remus:

Evan:

Peter:

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Sirius: "Moony and I are dating."

James: "Yeah we know."

Remus, confused asf: "We started dating like 3 hours ago?"

Peter: "What the fuck were you doing before that?"

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Sirius: "You're so clingy."

Remus:

Remus: "You came into my bed."

Sirius, wrapping his arms around Remus's body: "And you let me? You're smothering me, Moony."

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Remus: "Why are you naked and covered in oil?"

Sirius: "You know how you always say I never glisten?"

Remus: "Listen. You never listen."

Sirius: "Oh."

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James: *leans in to kiss Regulus*

Regulus: *slaps him*

James: "Merlin's beard, Reggie!"

Regulus: "Shit sorry, I forgot we're dating now."

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[Evan as a lawyer]

Evan: "Your honor, you weren't there so shut the f*ck up."

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James: "You call it a near death experience."

Sirius: "We call it a vibe check from God."

Regulus: *eye twitches*

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Pandora: "Potter would throw himself in front of a moving bus for you."

Regulus: "Potter would throw himself in front of a moving bus for fun."

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James: "What if we kiss?"

Regulus: "What if I stab you?"

James: "Even better!"

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Remus, giving first-years a dorm tour: "Welcome to the house."

Random first-year: "There's a person standing on your table."

Remus: "That's just Sirius. He likes to feel tall."