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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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I wish I wasn't a stranger in my own skin

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This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless. Iron Man (2008)

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Jon Bernthal as 'The Bear' THE AMATEUR (2025)

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Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (2012-2015) ↳ 2x13 Murder Under The Mistletoe

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the price of love is high........ (i couldn't choose which one i like better, so here are both versions of Bucky)

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#get yourself a woman who can do it all

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JENNIFER CONNELLY AS JENNIFER CORVINO PHENOMENA (1985)

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Jennifer Connelly, photographed by Kumeo Nagaham c. 1985.

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Jennifer Connelly

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I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC, I'M NOT EPILEPTIC, AND I'M NOT ON DRUGS! PHENOMENA / CREEPERS — dir. Dario Argento

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Jennifer Connelly as Alicia Nash A Beatiful Mind (2001) dir. Ron Howard

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JENNIFER CONNELLY for Telva Magazine photographed by JUANKR (2022)

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Jennifer Connelly as Sarah Williams Labyrinth, 1986

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