Dead By DaylightIs your name David?Do you have your shirt off?WELCOME(shirts also welcome but $5 cover charge)
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Supreme David
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Lion in the Grass

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Bernard! Woah, are you okay? You’re looking a little… rough. Have you not been showering??

Found in my drafts.
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I brought you chrysanthemums! 
Found in my drafts.
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May I offer your highness a tic-tac?

Found in my drafts.
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Sure, I like chubby guys. When do you get off?

Found in my drafts.
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You’re not the first bear to break my heart, ya know.

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If I’m to be left to die I have to say this cage is very comfy. Great lumbar support!

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Better watch out, Phil. I been watching the Olympics!

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So… the mage fist it is.

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David Does Manhattan XXX

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David goes to SPACE!!
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Who wants a bloody nose?
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What’s unknown is how you got so sexy. Yes I’m talking about your butt-in-the-front.

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Like, how am I supposed to get your number if you don’t even have a phone?

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I’m slightly obsessed with the the blighted xenomorph.

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No, no!! I promise to never do Jennifer Tilly in drag again! I swear!

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