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"I want you-..."

"You can have me anyway you want, baby."

"..- to roll over and die, you asshole."

"Oh.... well, except that way."

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"I can't stop thinking about you."

"That's so romantic."

"No, I mean, I keep thinking of all the different ways I could kill you."

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Why artists and writers reblog their work multiple times:

They posted it late at night and want people to see it in the daytime

They want others to reblog it

They want more attention for it

THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT

They have followers in different timezones and want everyone to get a chance to see it

THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT

IF THEY REBLOG IT MULTIPLE TIMES, THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT ATTENTION FOR IT AND THEY’RE LIKELY NOT GETTING ENOUGH, SO THEY KEEP REBLOGGING IT IN THE HOPES THEY’LL GET SOME

BE A COOL BRO AND REBLOG

THEY’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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Write one story!?!

you want me to write just one story?

me?

focus on just one?

you fool

you absolut fool,

i am a being overflowing with thoughts

a being blessed by god with creativity

a being able to see the lines between reality and fiction

and you want me to just write one thing?

as if i can simply discard all other thoughts?

all other stories and characters i have imagined?

you are a fool for that,

no, even a fool would not be stupid enough for such a thought.

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"It's not fair that every time I try to get over you, and I think I have nearly succeeded, you do something, show me a smile or hold my hand, in a way that has me falling for you all over again."

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How to use Em Dash (—) and Semi Colon ( ; )

Since the ai accusations are still being thrown around, here's how i personally like to use these GASP ai telltales. 🦄✨

Em Dashes (—)

To emphasize a shift / action / thought.

They're accusing us—actually accusing us—of using AI.

To add drama.

They dismissed our skills as AI—didn't even think twice, the dimwits—and believed they were onto something.

To insert a sudden thought. Surely they wouldn't do that to us—would they?

To interrupt someone's speech. "Hey, please don't say that. I honed my craft through years of blood and tears—" "Shut up, prompter."

To interrupt someone's thoughts / insert a sudden event.

We're going to get those kudos. We're going to get those reblogs—

A chronically online Steve commented, “it sounds like ai, idk.”

Semi Colons ( ; )

To join two closely related independent sentences / connect ideas.

Not only ChatGPT is capable of correct punctuation; who do you think it learned from in the first place?

Ultimate pro tip: use them whenever the fuck you want. You don't owe anyone your creative process. 🌈

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-:"Look me in the eyes when you say you hate me" Enemies to lovers dialogue prompts:-

By @me-writes-prompts

"That's it? That was your big entrance? God, I expected so much more." "Oh, did I disappoint you? That's delightful!"

"You don't often see trash walking around." "Wow. You don't often see a corpse talking either." "I'm not a corpse." "You will be."

"You know, I heard that you got taller. I'd say it's the opposite. Still can't reach my shoulders." "No? I can reach your cheek though. With my hand. If you'd like a punch."

"Is this your new hobby? Walking around the campus at midnight?" "At least I have a hobby. You on the other hand..."

"Did you miss me?" "..." "I can tell you missed me by your smile." "It's a scowl, you idiot."

"You think you're so clever, don't you?" "Yeah, and I can see that you're stupid."

"We could've ended up dead back there! What were you thinking?!" "About what kind of matching grave stones we could have."

"You think you're so high and mighty? That everyone is scared of you? What exactly would they be scared of? Your blue eyes, beautiful smile, your pretty face?" "I--"

"When was the last time you showered? You stink." "Then how come you're still standing close to me?"

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!!!!!!!

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This... honestly. Can we just get someone who knows the importance of respecting the source material?

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

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-:"What it's like to be in love" Prompts:-

(We’re so baaaack!!! Lmao, have these angsty/fluffy(???) prompts, tag me if y’all write any of ‘em!!)

By @me-writes-prompts

To not realize you're in love because loving them is a second nature to you

It's the stolen glances, bruised expectations, quiet appreciation

"I love you, but I don't expect you to love me back."

Sitting in bed together in the mornings, performing separate routines in comfortable silence

"To love someone is to let theme exist, in their most natural being, while encouraging them to do so."

But is it so cruel to want them to love you back? Love is pain.

"Denial just makes your love stronger."

"My love wasn't enough to keep you by my side forever. To keep you."

Words left unspoken, dying on lips, because saying them would make them a reality. A truth.

Love exists everywhere, even if they don't. In the creases of the sofa, in the bed sheets, on the fingertips that haven't felt the same soft silkiness that was their hair.

"Loving you wasn't ever enough, was it?"

"Tell me you love me back. Please."

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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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The inconsistency of writing is fucking with me right now.

Sometimes I write for eight hours straight, then I can't type a single word for a month.

Sometimes I write as though I have been possessed by some kind of divine being, sometimes I literally become illiterate and have to look up every second word.

One day I love my characters, the next I decide how to kill them off — which gives my writing motivation only a temporary boost, but I'll take what I can get.

In the distance, my readers sob for updates and my heart bleeds for them... meh, I still can't be bothered to write right now. I'm kinda bored, though.

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When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!��� Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

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