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solid 7/10 quite baby but not entirely like those eyes? Baby! But those legs? Not so baby...

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8/10

Quite baby but like a baby with too much knowledge for a baby wise beyond its years

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baeus wasps!

10 out of 10 the most baby of babies

I mean look at those eyes! Those teeny little legs!

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HAPPY FUNKY BUG FRIDAY

I know it's late but I'm ill rn so shush

This week's category is....

on a scale of 1-10 how baby are they

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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

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"listen to your body" it is literally screaming at me constantly no thanks

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Lesbians dressed as clowns disrupted a "gender-critical" panel last month at University College London. Participants were surprised when trans and cis dykes from The Dyke Project obstructed the proceedings while in cheerful clown attire. Julie Bindel, one of the panelists, has been a major voice against trans, bisexual, and SWer rights. The protesters chanted, “you’re not feminists, you’re all clowns!” while interrupting her. More of these protests, please! Read the full story on Dazed.

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I have now been informed most people do not dream of when they can finally use mobility aids like a cane so that they don't have to keep cancelling plans and avoid going out

Hm interesting

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Welcome back to

FUNKY BUG FRIDAY

As always send your bugs through my asks please and thank you as this week's theme is

Can they swim?

For specification it's not if the species can swim that's too easy it's if I think they should be able to swim or not

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“I asked chatgpt—”

Well, I asked the washerwoman, whom I found using red sea glass after hearing the phrase "Light bent through prism, blood red door, only for those in need," and she told me, "When the ground moves and the bird cries, stop looking without, and look within."

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burning

The smoke burning in my lungs Cannot compare To the burning of your hands Around my throat Around my waist Around me Trapping me And stealing my oxygen So greedy Wanting my love My breath And my innocence Needing me To stay just close enough So no one could pull you away You were ill So incredibly sick In body In mind Too sick to love Too sick to care Too sick to leave Too sick to stay The pit of sickness you called your heart Was so warm But so cold The burning of running from you Can never compare To the burning feeling of your hands Engraved into my skin Scarred into my mind Nothing can compare To the burning

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Porcellio spinicornis the goat, not sure what such a bug would do in summer

(Porcellio spinicornis)

As a British person like this little guy the most British thing this guy is going to do is complain about the weather being too warm or too cold for the time of year

Seriously tho he would enjoy camping :)

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summer bug activities for rosy maple moth?

(Dryocampa rubicunda)

One of my favourite moths!

He would have sparkly rollerskates and do the sickest tricks at the skatepark

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I loooove transgirls

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Summer bug activities for mirror spider?

(Thwaitesia argentiopunctata)

SUNBATHING BY THE POOL while reading ofc look at that distinguished face

I MEAN SHES PERFECT FOR IT OMG

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@casperwyomingxer

(Chroantha ornatula)

They are playing frisbee most definitely I mean look at those head sensors they would catch a frisbee

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@spider-snap

(Amegilla cingulata)

THIS ONE IS SO COOL

I feel like they would enjoy glamping NOT camping