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╰ ♡ SEX EDUCATION SENTENCE STARTERS. sentences from season one, episode one of netflix’s sex education. contains heavy themes of sex, drugs, and bullying. feel free to adapt where you see fit.
❛ d’you like my tits ? ❜
❛ where’s the spunk, [ name ] ? ❜
❛ you having some kind of preemptive midlife crisis ? ❜
❛ thanks for everything, mum. uh, [ name ]. [ name ]. definitely [ name ]. ❜
❛ your mum's new boyfriend is a big, hot, sticky wet dream. ❜
❛ [ name ], how are you getting on with your penis ? ❜
❛ i’m not a fucking eunuch, all right ? ❜
❛ just because he’s the only other gay in our year, it doesn’t mean you have to fancy him. ❜
❛ what’re you looking at, el pervo ? ❜
❛ he called you a spanish pervert. ❜
❛ excuse me. i gave two and a half handjobs to that guy i met at butlin’s. ❜
❛ i heard she bit [ name ] on the scrote and now it’s all wonky, like a discount avocado. ❜
❛ i heard she sucked off twelve guys in ten minutes for a dare. ❜
❛ are you a complete moron ? ❜
❛ fuck off, snowflake. ❜
❛ head boys notoriously peak too early. i’d watch out, if i were you. ❜
[ sms ] : meet me after class.
❛ . . . you set my desk on fire ? ❜
❛ dude, your mum has a lot of weird sex shit in the house. ❜
❛ d’you reckon his brain is so small ‘cause his dick is so big ? ❜
❛ my auntie got eaten by wasps. ❜
❛ how’s it going with knobzilla ? ❜
❛ the thing is, he can be really sweet when no one’s watching. ❜
❛ ta-ra, lad. ❜
❛ see you later, pet. ❜
❛ smoking is definitely not vegan. ❜
❛ my ham ! ❜
❛ tell anyone and i’ll maim you. ❜
❛ how long is this gonna take, new kid ? ❜
❛ do you wanna get monged ? ❜
❛ there’s a ball bag on the tv. ❜
❛ you should get on pornhub. there’s loads of stuff on there. you can watch a cgi demon fuck a horse. ❜
❛ you’ve got a sex dungeon. ❜
❛ your mum’s cool. why aren’t you cool ? and she’s hot. why didn't you say she was hot ? ❜
❛ —— ejaculation. jizz, spunk . . . man milk ! ❜
❛ information is empowering. ❜
❛ okay, calm down. take a breath. let’s . . . let the negative energy dissipate. ❜
❛ you need to stop analysing everything i do. ❜
❛ okay, i’m going to my room, because i’m angry and i need some space. ❜
[ sms ] : are you still alive ?
❛ we’re just fucking, [ name ]. we don’t need to know each other’s postcodes. ❜
❛ you know the rules. ❜
❛ hello, lover. ❜
❛ can you not even get hard now ? am i that bad ? ❜
❛ it’s fine. he was baked. he’s probably forgotten all about it. ❜
❛ i can feel it. look, it’s throbbing. ❜
❛ it could have been a lot worse. she could have been stroking an actual penis. ❜
❛ i know it was you who sent that video around. ❜
❛ it feels like it’s gonna explode, and not in a good way. ❜
❛ think of this room as being four walls of trust : anything you say is fine. there’s no judgement. ❜
❛ is three viagras bad ? ❜
❛ i feel lightheaded and i can taste scampi. ❜
❛ you could besiege a castle with that thing. ❜
❛ maybe you should try it some time instead of being such a joy fucker. ❜
❛ girls talk, clodpole. ❜
❛ i just can’t stop thinking about stuff when we’re shagging. ❜
❛ what if my dad walks in and it’s right when i’m blowing my load and i can’t stop and he sees my jizz face ? ❜
❛ sounds to me like you’re experiencing some performance anxiety. ❜
❛ i wish i could be a normal kid. with a normal dick. and a normal dad. ❜
❛ so everyone’s wrong and i’m basically awesome ? ❜
❛ be proud of your penis and your heritage. ❜
❛ your mum really got in my head. she’s like some kind of sexy witch. ❜
❛ yes, it is large, but i’ve done some googling, and it’s actually just above average in terms of worldwide adult statistics. ❜
❛ you have to break up with him. ❜
❛ i have to tell you something. ❜
[ talking to genitals ] ❛ welcome back old friend. how i’ve missed you. ❜
❛ i wanted to do it one last time. for, like, memories. ❜
❛ sorry, but it’s over. ❜
❛ thing is, school’s hard enough without having to date an actual flasher. ❜
❛ i can’t masturbate. ❜
❛ i can’t masturbate and i don’t want to talk about it. ❜
❛ your advice was shit. ❜
❛ everyone’s got a picture of my lovely big dick. ❜
❛ she hates herself, but she can’t stop wanking. ❜
❛ yeah, he’s definitely giving everyone pubic lice. ❜
❛ you have a gift. it would be irresponsible to waste it. ❜
❛ your words made him come . . . sort of. ❜
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muses of colour should be given the same respect as white muses, but writers of colour should take priority overall.
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send 🎤 + a relationship ( romantic or platonic ) and I’ll tell you what songs they would choose to sing at karaoke.
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╰ ♡ ALWAYS BE MY MAYBE SENTENCES.
contains themes of sex, drugs death, and mild violence. feel free to change pronouns and wording to suit you !
❛ nobody wants to sit next to that kid with the thermos soup. ❜
❛ you’re, like, my best friend. ❜
❛ you don’t know the words, do you? ❜
❛ shh. I don’t need to know the words to know that it’s emotional, and sensual, and full of melodic feelings, okay? ❜
❛ hey, where’d you get that condom? ❜
❛ your car smells like parmesan. ❜
❛ no, that was supposed to be cute. that was supposed to be like, "'cause we had sex, I know what you sound like.” ❜
❛ you took off my underwear. you took it to the next step. ❜
❛ just because you’re always at our house, eating our food, watching our tv because your parents don’t care enough to ever be around, doesn’t mean you know shit about how I’m feeling. ❜
❛ you are such an asshole. ❜
❛ you can get it to go if you wanna eat it in your car and cry. ❜
❛ your mom wants to pick you up from the airport. I told her I’d get you a car and then she yelled and hung up me. ❜
❛ I’ve been thinking about this a lot, and if it’s cool with you, I’d like to postpone the wedding. ❜
❛ so instead of getting married, he’s gonna, like, just eat pray love? ❜
❛ never give anybody your heart. ❜
❛ hi. yeah, hi, ______. hi. hello. hi. wassuuuupp. ❜
❛ oh, he’s still an asshole. he’s just a stealth asshole. ❜
❛ okay, first of all, you sound like count chocula. ❜
❛ p.s. have you seen yourself in those coveralls? you look like a homeless astronaut. ❜
❛ don’t use your phone voice on me, bitch. ❜
❛ I have to say, I’m surprised you two lost touch. you used to be so close. ❜
❛ I always thought . . . maybe you’d end up together. ❜
❛ I was spiralling. ❜
❛ I didn’t think I would like retirement, but it’s good. yesterday, I hung a bird feeder on a tree. ❜
❛ uh, counter point: when has our band made any sense? ❜
❛ no, actually I’m a lgbtqia ally. so, thank you, uh, for your service. ❜
❛ I was a polyam before ______ and I got married. ❜
❛ we’re married spriritually. and sexually. ❜
❛ I'd be happy to charge you for the ride if it makes you feel any better. ❜
❛ she sleeps bottomless like a sexy asian winnie the pooh. ❜
❛ stupid beautiful ______. ❜
❛ are we done with this meeting? because I wanna smoke weed now, but I don’t wanna disrespect the process. ❜
❛ kids know that shit is delicious. ❜
❛ I cannot believe I wasted my prime reproductive years on you. ❜
❛ I hope you have terrible karma and come back in your next life as a nasty little lizard and get stepped on by someone on a hike! ❜
❛ all these men saying how much they want a strong woman. what they really want is a cheerleader. ❜
❛ I’m gonna die all alone in a big house all by myself in complete, utter, and deafening silence. I can feel it. ❜
❛ that’s how you remember your entire childhood. you painted the whole thing with a shit brush, but it’s not true. ❜
❛ ______ thinks she knows everything about everything. plus she’s a celebrity now, and all celebrities are insane. ❜
❛ I don’t normally broadcast this kind of thing, but we had the most insane, freaky-ass sex. ❜
❛ look, look! I have a hickey, like a teenager. ❜
❛ it’s like truth or dare but a little more apocalyptic. ❜
❛ the entire time. eighteen years, I had a crush on you. ❜
❛ if you had to choose one person in this room to die, who would it be? ❜
❛ you can’t change the world without influential people. ❜
❛ you can’t sit still. you just go and go and go and you fill your life up with these awards, and deals, and these idiot boyfriends who are obviously wrong for you, and you lie to yourself that any of it is ever, ever going to make you feel even slightly less miserable. ❜
❛ you have all of this talent, and you waste it. you do shit with it. ❜
❛ I punched keanu reeves. ❜
❛ you wanna hit that? you hit on him, I’ll mess up your life. ❜
❛ I love that you’re back home. ❜
❛ I mean, no pressure, but I feel like I’m a total natural godmother. like, the way I’m cradling her . . . ❜
❛ I’m gonna godmother the shit out of you. ❜
❛ you look llike 1980s ellen when she did stand-up. ❜
❛ who came up with that term anyway? it’s so pretentious. ❜
❛ asian food shouldn’t be served in a shot glass. it should be served in a big-ass bowl. ❜
❛ I love you, ______. I’ve loved you since we were kids. ❜
❛ I don’t need you to live my life, but I need you to understand that this is my life. ❜
❛ I wanna be with you. I wanna come home to you even when you’re being an asshole. ❜
❛ you are such a fucking coward. ❜
❛ I don’t want you to live a life of regret and think, “maybe if I tried harder---” ❜
❛ you lost mom. I can’t leave you, too. ❜
❛ at some point, you’re going to have to take a chance on something. ❜
❛ I am so sorry. I messed up. ❜
❛ I know this is too little too late, and you probably never wanna talk to me again, but I don’t know, I’m going to keep trying. ❜
❛ I can’t let another sixteen years go by without talking to you. ❜
❛ hi. there is a very middle class man on his way up to see you. ❜
❛ wow. you cute, but you dumb. ❜
❛ check the attitude, bitch. ❜
❛ the whole plane ride over here, I was trying to figure out how I could say this in some great way, but I couldn’t, so I’m just gonna say it badly. ❜
❛ I wanna be where you are. ❜
❛ I-I just want to be with you. I wanna make you laugh. I want you to call me out when I’m not pushing myself hard enough. ❜
❛ I probably should have left the sex part out. I’m worried that it cheapened it. anyway, I just . . . ❜
❛ that was the bad version? ❜
❛ it’s gonna be hard to give you an unbiased yelp review. ❜
❛ you think everyone knows I punched keanu reeves? ❜
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╰ ♡ TESSA VIOLET’S BAD IDEAS.
a series of sentence starters from tessa violet’s album BAD IDEAS. feel free to change pronouns and wording to suit you !
PRELUDE.
❛ I’m insecure. ❜
❛ I’m insecure, of that I’m sure. ❜
❛ there seems to be something that you keep behind your teeth. ❜
❛ you get what you see. ❜
❛ maybe it’s me. ❜
❛ you think I’d know better by now. ❜
CRUSH.
❛ I can’t focus on what needs to be done. ❜
❛ you think I’m tepid but I’m misdiagnosed. ❜
❛ I just need to play it cool now. ❜
❛ you make it difficult to not overthink. ❜
❛ when I’m with you I turn all shades of pink. ❜
❛ I wanna touch you but don’t wanna be weird. ❜
❛ I could be your crush. ❜
❛ hopin’ you’ll text me so I could tell you I been thinking ‘bout your touch. ❜
❛ I got a fascination with your presentation. ❜
❛ maybe if I’m busy it can keep me from you. ❜
❛ I’m pretending you ain’t been on my mind. ❜
BAD IDEAS.
❛ I hope you don’t think I’m rude. ❜
❛ I wanna make out with you. ❜
❛ no one ever called me smooth. ❜
❛ tell me, do you think about me? ❜
❛ I just wanna kiss you. ❜
❛ at least I’ll know what it’s like to have held your hand. ❜
❛ bad ideas, I know where they lead. ❜
❛ I wanna kiss you standing up. ❜
❛ I wake up still high on you. ❜
❛ it takes everything I got not to text. ❜
❛ I just want a kiss to get me through. ❜
❛ now all my bed sheets smell like you. ❜
❛ if you think you’ll miss me, come on back and kiss me. ❜
❛ I just gotta know what you and I would feel like. ❜
I LIKE (THE IDEA OF) YOU.
❛ I’ve got a radar for trouble and you’re a renegade. ❜
❛ I keep repeating the way you say my name. ❜
❛ we just don’t make sense, but still you fight for me. ❜
❛ I like the idea of you. ❜
❛ wonder how it’d be to love you. ❜
❛ I know I shouldn’t be guessing but you’re impressing me. ❜
❛ we fall in love with a feeling, just feeling you and me. ❜
❛ you think I’d learn but I love your touch, it is sweet like honey. ❜
❛ there’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear you call me funny. ❜
❛ guess I’m a sucker for you. ❜
GAMES.
❛ I don’t want a piece of that. ❜
❛ you make a toy of me. ❜
❛ maybe I just couldn’t see, couldn’t see that . . . ❜
❛ there ain’t nothing wrong with us at all. ❜
❛ you keep playing games with me. ❜
❛ I hate the way you break, and you take, and you tear me down. ❜
❛ boy, you really oughta knock it off right now. ❜
❛ I know I should trust my gut. ❜
❛ I just hate the path this could lead me down. ❜
❛ you say there’s nothing wrong and I long to take you at your word. ❜
❛ you’re lying. ❜
❛ I don’t wanna keep on crying. ❜
❛ I’ve been telling everyone I’m fine. ❜
❛ I’ve been telling everyone I’m fine when I feel like I lost my mind. ❜
FEELIN.
❛ spent the winter pretendin’ I’m okay. ❜
❛ I love a sinner ‘cause they look the other way. ❜
❛ I’m a girl of thunder. ❜
❛ I’m a girl of thunder, wishin’ all the world away. ❜
❛ I talk but I don’t say. ❜
❛ was it easy, decidin’ you’re not mine? ❜
❛ do you feel me, do I ever cross your mind? ❜
❛ I hate that you affect the way I feel at all. ❜
❛ I don’t deserve to find my footing just to fall. ❜
❛ now, voice, I don’t need you to crack. ❜
❛ no tellin’ what you might say and I can’t take back. ❜
❛ I’m afraid to give a voice to what I’m wanting for. ❜
WORDS AIN’T ENOUGH.
❛ you’re cold when it counts. ❜
❛ you can say you love me but --- words ain’t enough. ❜
❛ words ain’t enough. ❜
❛ you want me to stay, you say, but then you turn away. ❜
❛ I’m pressing my luck. ❜
❛ cut myself into easy pieces to chew. ❜
❛ carve me up into someone you’d choose. ❜
BORED.
❛ I’m stayin' up too late just to stay awake. ❜
❛ I wish I weren’t so self-obsessed. ❜
❛ wish that I could be the best. ❜
❛ I’m nervous and I’m bored. ❜
❛ I’m so bored of waking up. ❜
❛ I’m exhausted by my heart. ❜
❛ I’d feel good if only I could finish what I start. ❜
❛ I’m never tired in my bed. ❜
❛ my new habit of the week --- saying sorry when I speak. ❜
❛ I know that it’s no good. ❜
❛ I don’t wanna be ignored. ❜
❛ beat me up for bein’ a drag. ❜
❛ I wish you would love me. ❜
❛ I wish you would love me, but I keep it all inside. ❜
❛ you want it better but you-- you only choke. ❜
❛ is this all there is? ❜
WISHFUL DRINKING.
❛ separate me from the rest of the herd. ❜
❛ I can run away from all of my hurt. ❜
❛ say what you want me to say. ❜
❛ weave me a story so I won’t have to talk. ❜
❛ it’s not a problem if I never get caught. ❜
❛ tell myself I’m not thinking ‘bout how I could drown. ❜
❛ hatch demons where no one can see. ❜
❛ this is not a problem if I don’t want it to stop. ❜
❛ this is not a problem if convincin’ that it’s not. ❜
❛ don’t call it a problem, it’s the only thing that I still got. ❜
❛ go ahead and stop your thinkin’ now. ❜
HONEST.
❛ here’s the truth: my strength ain’t being honest. ❜
❛ my strength ain’t being honest. ❜
❛ I work mostly from wanting to be wanted. ❜
❛ guess I’m not doing well. ❜
❛ I’m no good tonight. no . . . I don’t feel alright at all. ❜
❛ how long until I feel myself again? ❜
❛ you can run but it can find you. ❜
❛ where would I go? where would you go? ❜
❛ flattery’s my choice of weapon. ❜
❛ poison tastes like my resentment. ❜
❛ sometimes I feel like there’s nowhere else to go. ❜
❛ lonely is the girl who doesn’t let it show. ❜
❛ every road I take is leading me back. ❜
❛ funny to notice that about yourself, like all at once I realise I didn’t want to see it. ❜
❛ and if I been going crazy, maybe it’s because I been telling myself a story. ❜
❛ I should be doing fine by now. ❜
❛ hey, hey, it’s okay. hey, hey, you’re okay. ❜
INTERLUDE III.
❛ I woke up today knowing no one really knows me. ❜
❛ all I know is that I’m lonely. ❜
❛ I don’t fuck around. ❜
❛ but now I’ve put you down, I’m afraid I’ve nothing left. ❜
❛ I want a touch of something new. ❜
❛ I want a touch of something new, something I can keep. ❜
❛ all I know is that everything I do don’t bear me no relief. ❜
❛ I’ve been telling all my friends I’ve just been working on myself. ❜
❛ wish I could learn to trust someone would want to put me first. ❜
❛ I can’t deign to hope when I’m bracing for the worst. ❜
❛ all I know is holding back won’t help me learn to let it go. ❜
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Send 🔞 + a kink for a drabble / starter about where our muses play that kink out.
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GLEE SENTENCE STARTERS. ---------------S02E01, Audition.
contains themes of bullying. feel free to change the pronouns to suit you!
how do you respond to rumours you’re incredibly difficult to work with?
that was out loud, wasn’t it?
how has life changed since the birth of your bastard child?
people think I went on vacation, but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.
did you know there’s a forum on my blog begging you to stop rapping?
when are you slated to make your triumphant return to the shire?
I don’t suppose there’s any way you could just cut out that last part, is there?
why so glum? cat crap in your coffee?
high school’s a dry run for the rest of your life.
you think your kids can manage life without their daddy?
you’re all coffee and no omelette.
so we’re plankton on the high school food chain. only difference now is that none of us really care.
[NAME] needs to be stopped and I need your help to topple her. you in?
I would have joined in with the kick-ass harmony, but the dude was naked.
we need chorus members --- people to stand behind me and stare at me with wet, moved eyes while I sing solos.
SHUT UP!
the panther isn’t cool with doing anything except doing exactly what she says without question.
the first ten to puke are off the team.
I think you’re great, but you’re a terrible boyfriend.
dude, your mouth is huge. how many tennis balls can you fit in there?
I’ve never had any balls in my mouth. have you?
I like his confidence, but the bieber cut’s gotta go.
fashion has no gender.
that’s awful. you’re awful.
it’s just so like me to be totally blinded by my concern for the two of you.
operation mean girl is a go.
these seats are currently being occupied by my ghost friends.
I want my girlfriend back, and I want abs.
I’m the captain of the u.s.s. kick ass, not the u.s.s. back talk.
a little bird told me that someone spent her summer vacation getting a brand new set of melons.
I can’t take my eyes off them. I’m actually talking to them right now.
you have a surgery when you get your appendix out. you got a boob job!
stop the violence.
WALK AWAY, AND TIGHTEN UP YOUR PONY BEFORE YOU GET TO CLASS!
[NAME] didn’t touch my boobs. actually, I really wanna touch her boobs.
I didn’t send her to an active crack house.
welcome to the glee club!
are those dog poop cookies?
I’ll never break up with you.
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╰ ♡ ROMANTIC FIRSTS. ---------------feel free to add ‘reverse’ if you’d like to see my muse's reaction to the opposite.
send CALL ME for the first time my muse called your muse.
send TEXT ME for the first time my muse texted your muse.
send DATE ME for the first time my muse asked your muse out on a date.
send KISS ME for the first time my muse kissed your muse.
send WANT ME for the first time my muse wanted to have sex with your muse.
send MISS ME for the first time my muse missed your muse.
send NEED ME for the first time my muse needed your muse with them.
send LOVE ME for the first time my muse said “I love you”.
send STAY WITH ME for the first time my muse stayed with yours.
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GHOSTS SENTENCE STARTERS. ---------------Episode 02, Gorilla War.
contains themes such as death and the paranormal.
[sms] am doing jobs --- REST!
what sort of heathen just barges in on a lady while she’s sleeping?
daddy gonna drill a hole in the wall.
i’m going to call it the ‘smile hole’.
don’t shriek, you ill-bred hen. it is unseeming for a lady to--- [SHRIEKS]
lady coming through!
what’s more likely, that you can see ghosts or that you’re still suffering from severe concussion?
conversings with the dead be witchcraft.
people been burns at the stake for less.
she may give ear to my overtures, but alas, she is yet to respond.
we work in shifts. campaign of attrition. guerrilla war.
gorilla always win.
what’s wrong with a nice ‘hello’? maybe show them around.
it is nice to be friendly.
befriended by you lot? i can’t think of anything more annoying.
no, i stopped a /crisis/. by starting a war, as it happens, but you know, that’s not the point.
you couldn’t negotiate your way out of a corn maze.
daddy gonna give it some DIY.
this is awful! i shall write to the owners. but where’s my quill? maybe i left it... [starts miming] downstairs.
i refuse to spend eternity in the company of a halfwit.
friends are peers and intellectual equals, [name]. we are neither.
this’ll learn those berks.
daddy gonna fix the boiler now.
oh, no, daddy. no.
we have a connection, a frisson, if you will.
this is a military campaign and i am not the sort to bring up the rear.
hello and welcome! on behalf of me and my fellow dead people, may i just say---
if you were dead, i would thrash your bottom, sir!
get out of my way, you soppy bit o’ rag.
a lady wouldn’t tell me to do that to myself!
you’re married, i’m dead --- it can never work.
i am too bold. forgive me. accurse my impetuous loins!
the room is full of zombies!
THE DOCTOR’S DEAD!!!
long story short : getting out now would probably bankrupt us. and i only added ‘probably’ to make it sound better.
you sort of just stays how you dies.
it’s your classic haunted house.
divorce him, kill yourself, marry me.
you mean, every person on the planet just thinks of me as the weirdo who died in some sex scandal?
renounce satan, witch!
and what about you, budget tarzan?
the good news, i’m not mad. they are.
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GHOSTS SENTENCE STARTERS. ---------------Episode 01, Who Do You Think You Are ?
contains themes such as death, the paranormal and murder.
*laboured breathing*
well, there are worse ways to go.
tenner says she stays.
deal.
we are those poor spirits who dwell on, compelled for reasons unknown.
all i can see is shoes.
bagsie her room.
her life ‘twas like a play.
nah, fair enough. i wouldn’t wanna live here either.
god i hate estate agents... apart from the good ones like you.
i’m calling to inform you that you have in fact inherited a house.
so, she was like my step-great auntie?
i feel like i’m in the headmaster’s office.
does that mean i’m a lady? okay, i know i’m a lady, but, like, a lady lady? like, lady gaga?
can we keep it if we want to?
ah, look what the cat’s dragged in.
little guy... prawn... go dooka dooka.
ideally, you want it about five potatoes high?
yes, my by-election victory speech. ‘91. very inspiring, very long, and a few smutty jokes to keep it light.
ever since I moved rooms, I have been woken every night by you, [name], screaming like a mad person.
do you know what an owl sounds like?
the garden view comes with the screaming woman!
ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH.
oh, for god’s sake. throw yourself out of your own damn window!
yes, that’s a compromise. keep the jumping, but do it silently.
let me pluck out my eyes, for never will i see such beauty again.
why must i always be spurned?
i’d rather kill them.
we could always try haunting? we’re ghosts.
when i pass through the livings, they smells burnings.
when i was alive, it was rumoured a little plague girl could often be heard singing in the pantry.
with my leadership and your skills, i believe we have everything we need to scare them out of their wits.
haunting’s hard, isn’t it?
we’ll be overrun with people taunting us with their life.
pushy or no pushy?
ANSWER THE QUESTION, DAMN YOU.
what kind of coward would push a lady out of the window?
it was my husband. i caught him upon the groundskeeper with the butler on him.
it’s alright for you. you’ve been asleep for two weeks.
she spoke to me, she spoke to me, she saw me, she spoke to me!
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Your muse perished with Thanos’ snap. Send me FALLEN for my muse’s reaction.
Alternatively, send me SPARED if your muse survived.
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.。.:*☆ BAT OUT OF HELL THE MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS !
these sentences are from the official soundtrack to jim steinman’s, BAT OUT OF HELL THE MUSICAL. there are some references to sex and violence as well as some cursing. please feel free to change the pronouns to suit you !
ACT ONE.
LOVE AND DEATH AND THE AMERICAN GUITAR
❛ i remember everything! ❜
❛ i remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. ❜
❛ i was barely seventeen and i once killed a boy with a fender guitar. ❜
❛ i do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel! ❜
❛ the guitar bled for about a week afterward. ❜
❛ so i took my guitar and i smashed it against the wall! ❜
❛ stop! wait a minute! stop it, boy! ❜
❛ what do you think you’re doing? ❜
❛ you know i love you, but you’ve got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll! ❜
ALL REVVED UP WITH NO PLACE TO GO / WASTED YOUTH
❛ i was nothing but a hungry boy looking for something new. ❜
❛ i feel the fever grow. ❜
❛ d’you know what it’s like? all revved up with no place to go. ❜
❛ i’m just a blue-eyed, blond-haired, black-hearted boy. ❜
❛ what’s the meaning of life? what’s the meaning of it all? ❜
❛ they’ve got a file on you and it’s a mile long. ❜
❛ you’re just another case of arrested development and just another wasted youth. ❜
❛ they say i’m wild and i’m reckless. ❜
❛ you should be acting your age. ❜
❛ a wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. ❜
WHO NEEDS THE YOUNG
❛ who needs the young? ❜
❛ the sado-masochistic things they’ve never done... ❜
❛ disgusting! ❜
❛ my eyes just aren’t what they were... ❜
❛ is there anyone left who can see? ❜
❛ blind him! ❜
❛ my lips just aren’t what they were. ❜
❛ is there anyone left who can kiss? ❜
❛ spit on him! ❜
❛ my mind just isn’t what it was... ❜
❛ is there anyone left who can dream? ❜
❛ wake him! ❜
❛ is there anyone left who can sing? ❜
❛ silence him! ❜
❛ my sex just isn’t what it was... ❜
❛ is there anyone left who can fuck? ❜
❛ fuck him! ❜
❛ who needs the young when we’re spending the rest of our miserable lives learning to die? ❜
OUT OF THE FRYING PAN (AND INTO THE FIRE)
❛ it’s jugular, [name]! ❜
❛ maybe we should kidnap her? ❜
❛ what’s ‘ransom’? ❜
❛ it’s what you ask for when you’ve taken something that doesn’t belong to you. ❜
❛ she’s so pure and so beautiful! ❜
❛ i want her so bad and she’s so good. ❜
❛ it’s never been this hot and i’ve never been so bored. ❜
❛ you’re the answer to every prayer that i ever said. ❜
❛ you were looking so restless and reckless and lost. ❜
❛ i think it’s time for you to come inside. ❜
❛ and i’ll be waiting here with something you’ll never forget. ❜
❛ you’re only killing time and it’ll kill you right back. ❜
❛ guys, i’m beggin’ on my knees. I never do this. ❜
❛ she’s at the room at the top. ❜
❛ open the door, lay down on the bed. ❜
TWO OUT OF THREE AIN’T BAD
❛ baby, we can talk all night but that ain’t getting us nowhere. ❜
❛ i told you everything i possibly can. there’s nothing left inside of here. ❜
❛ maybe you can cry all night but that’ll never change the way that i feel. ❜
❛ i tried to show you just how much i care. ❜
❛ i’m tired of words and i’m too hoarse to shout. ❜
❛ i want you. ❜
❛ i need you. ❜
❛ ---but there ain’t no way i’m ever gonna love you. ❜
❛ now don’t be sad, ‘cause two out of three ain’t bad. ❜
❛ you’ll never find your gold on a sandy beach. ❜
❛ i can’t lie. i can’t tell you i’m something i’m not. ❜
❛ there’s only one boy i can ever love and that was so many years ago. ❜
❛ he never loved me back... ❜
PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT
❛ well, i remember ev’ry little thing as if it happened only yesterday. ❜
❛ you think you do, but you don’t--- ❜
❛ and i never had a girl looking any better than you did. ❜
❛ and all the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night. ❜
❛ now are bodies are oh so close and tight. ❜
❛ it never felt so good, it never felt so right. ❜
❛ c’mon! hold on tight! ❜
❛ ain’t no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed. ❜
❛ we were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed. ❜
❛ i’ve been waiting for you to come along and have some fun. ❜
❛ i wanna let your motor run! ❜
❛ you gotta do what you can and let mother nature do the rest. ❜
❛ stop right there! i gotta know right now! ❜
❛ before we go any further--- ❜
❛ do you love me? ❜
❛ will you love me forever --- do you need me? ❜
❛ will you ever leave me? ❜
❛ will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? ❜
❛ will you take me away? will you make me your wife? ❜
❛ let me sleep on it, i’ll give you an answer in the morning. ❜
❛ what’s it gonna be, boy? yes or no? ❜
❛ i couldn’t take it any longer, lord, i was crazed! ❜
❛ i swore i would love you to the end of time. ❜
❛ so now, i’m praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive. ❜
❛ if i gotta spend another minute with you, i don’t think i can really survive. ❜
❛ praying for the end of time, so i can end my time with you. ❜
❛ it was long ago and it was far away, so much better than it is today... ❜
MAKING LOVE OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL
❛ i know just how to cry. ❜
❛ i know where to find the answers and i know just how to lie. ❜
❛ i know just how to fake it and i know just how to scheme. ❜
❛ i know just where to touch you. ❜
❛ i know when to pull you closer. ❜
❛ i know the night is fading and i know the time’s gonna fly. ❜
❛ i’m never gonna tell you everything i gotta tell you. ❜
❛ i don’t know how to leave you. ❜
❛ i don’t know how you do it. ❜
❛ i don’t know how you do it, making love out of nothing at all. ❜
❛ the beating of my heart is like a drunk and it’s lost. ❜
❛ it’s looking for a rhythm like you. ❜
❛ you can take the darkness from the pit of the night and turn it to the beacon burning endlessly bright. ❜
❛ everything i know... well, it’s nothing till i give it to you. ❜
BAT OUT OF HELL
❛ there’s a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye and a blade shining oh so bright. ❜
❛ there’s evil in the air and there’s thunder in the sky and a killer’s on the bloodshot streets. ❜
❛ oh, i swear i saw a young boy down in the gutter, he was starting to foam in the heat. ❜
❛ baby, you’re the only thing in this whole world that’s pure and good and right. ❜
❛ wherever you are and wherever you go, there’s always gonna be some light. ❜
❛ i gotta get out, i gotta break it out now before the final crack of dawn. ❜
❛ we gotta make the most of our one night together when it’s over, you know, we’d both we so alone. ❜
❛ like a bat out of hell, i’ll be gone when the morning comes! ❜
❛ like a sinner before the gates of heaven, i’ll come crawling on back to you. ❜
❛ i’m gonna hit the highway like a bettering ram on a silver, black phantom bike. ❜
❛ nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole and everything is sunken and lost. ❜
❛ nothing ever rocks and nothing ever rolls, and nothing’s ever worth the cost. ❜
❛ then i’m dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun. ❜
❛ i think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell. ❜
❛ and the last thing i see is my heart... still beating... ❜
ACT TWO.
IN THE LAND OF THE PIG THE BUTCHER IS KING
❛ look at them now! ❜
❛ they all live on so aimlessly. ❜
❛ but what do they know? ❜
❛ their lives are purely meaningless while we are busy being blessed--- ❜
❛ with all that we can take and pocket, no one needs to know. ❜
❛ can’t you hear the choir now? ❜
❛ listen to the animals sing! ❜
❛ in the land of the pig, the butcher is king! ❜
❛ their lives are all so tawdry and they’re nothin’ but trash. ❜
❛ they’ve got no standards. ❜
❛ listen to the abattoir sing! ❜
HEAVEN CAN WAIT
❛ heaven can wait. ❜
❛ a band of angels wrapped up in my heart will take me through the lonely night. ❜
❛ and I know... I know. ❜
❛ all the gods come down here just to sing for me. ❜
❛ give me all of your dreams and let me go along on your way. ❜
❛ give e all of your prayers to sing and i’ll turn the night into the skylight of day. ❜
❛ i got a taste of paradise. ❜
❛ i’m never gonna let it slip away. ❜
❛ that’s all i really need to make me stay. ❜
❛ all i got is time until the end of time. ❜
❛ i won’t look back. ❜
❛ let the altars shine. ❜
❛ i know that i’ve been released but i don’t know to where. ❜
❛ nobody’s gonna tell me now and i don’t really care. ❜
❛ if i had it any sooner, you know--- you know i never would have run away from my home! ❜
OBJECTS IN THE REAR-VIEW MIRROR MAY APPEAR CLOSER THAN THEY ARE
❛ when i grew up with my best friend, we were close as any brothers that you ever knew. ❜
❛ we were close as any brothers that you ever knew. ❜
❛ we were ready for adventures and we wanted them all. ❜
❛ there was so much left to dream and so much time to make it real. ❜
❛ i know i’ll never learn why any boy should die so young. ❜
❛ but i can still recall the sting of it all--- ❜
❛ we got in trouble but we sure got around. ❜
❛ there are times i think i see him peeling out of the dark. ❜
❛ if life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. ❜
❛ objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are. ❜
❛ i heard my father cursing everyone he knew. ❜
❛ he was dangerous and drunk and defeated and corroded by failure and envy and hate. ❜
❛ my father’s eyes were blank as he hit me again and again and again. ❜
❛ so many threats and fears, so many wastes years before my life became my own. ❜
❛ though the nightmares should be over, some of the terrors are still intact. ❜
❛ she taught me everything i’ll ever know. ❜
❛ i’ll probably never know where she disappeared. ❜
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
❛ i was lost till you were found... ❜
❛ i was falling before i reached the bottom. ❜
❛ oh, i know you belong inside my aching heart. ❜
❛ don’t you hear me crying: ‘oh, babe, don’t go!’ ❜
❛ don’t you hear me screaming: ‘how was i to know?’ ❜
❛ i’m in the middle of nowhere, near the end of the line. ❜
❛ there' a border to somewhere waiting and there’s a tankful of time! ❜
❛ take me to another land where i don’t have to stay. ❜
❛ i’m gonna need somebody to make me feel like you do. ❜
❛ for crying out you, you know i love you! ❜
❛ i was damned and you were saved. ❜
❛ i never knew how enslaved--- i was kneeling in the chains of my master... ❜
❛ i could laugh, oh, but you could cry... ❜
❛ when you’re crying out loud, you know i love you. ❜
❛ ---and you gotta know, for that i serve you. ❜
❛ all in all, for that i want you. ❜
YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH (HOT SUMMER NIGHT)
❛ on a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? ❜
❛ will he offer me his mouth? ❜
❛ will he offer me his teeth? ❜
❛ will he offer me his jaws? ❜
❛ will he offer me his hunger? ❜
❛ and will he starve without me? ❜
❛ and does he love me? ❜
❛ yes. ❜
❛ i bet you say that to all the boys. ❜
❛ when i listen to your heart, i hear the whole world turning. ❜
❛ i was dyin’ just to ask for a taste. ❜
❛ you know there’s not another moment to waste. ❜
❛ and then you took the words right out of my mouth. ❜
❛ it must have been while you were kissing me... ❜
❛ i swear it’s true, i was just about to say i love you. ❜
❛ my body is shaking like a wave on the water. ❜
❛ we’re finally alone and we can do what we want to do... ❜
❛ no one’s gonna know where you’ve been. ❜
NOT ALLOWED TO LOVE
❛ i’m not allowed to love, not allowed to fall... ❜
❛ it seems that after all, some rules must be unbroken. ❜
❛ the beauty of your eyes must still remain unspoken. ❜
❛ i’m certainly no fool. ❜
❛ i’m no fool, for i know i’ll always be allowed to find exceptions to the rules. ❜
❛ i’m not allowed to love after all these years. ❜
❛ i’m not allowed to cry, tremble, whimper, sigh... ❜
❛ say you will. ❜
❛ i’ll hang on every word, i’ll hang on every letter. ❜
❛ nothing’s gonna change the truth. ❜
❛ my love is better. ❜
WHAT PART OF MY BODY HURTS THE MOST
❛ what part of my body hurts the most? ❜
❛ what part of my soul is crying --- for crying out loud? ❜
❛ what part of my heart is beating faster than the speed of love? ❜
❛ is this the way it’s supposed to be? ❜
❛ come a little bit closer. ❜
❛ come here now, let’s see. ❜
❛ there are times in the still of the night when i don’t think i’ll get over you. ❜
❛ but i got no choice... i must. ❜
❛ the darkness has dissolved and i can see but only just. ❜
❛ you’ll always be here with me. ❜
❛ you’re a ghost and i’ve been cursed. ❜
❛ i toss and i turn every night and i try to feel your touch. ❜
❛ and i can’t stop wondering--- i can’t stop wondering--- ❜
❛ always reaching out but you’re never here. ❜
❛ running after your image as it soon disappears. ❜
❛ i can trace all the kisses that i missed in the night. ❜
❛ i can still see a vision of you but it’s out of my sight. ❜
❛ you’re always out of my sight. ❜
DEAD RINGER FOR LOVE
❛ every night i grab some money and i go down to the bar. ❜
❛ i got my buddies and a beer. ❜
❛ i got a dream --- i need a car. ❜
❛ you got me begging on my knees, c’mon and throw a dog a bone. ❜
❛ a man, he doesn’t survive on rock ‘n’ roll and brew alone. ❜
❛ they don’t mean a thing when i compare ‘em next to you. ❜
❛ i know you and i, we got better things to do. ❜
❛ i don’t know who you are or what you do or where you go when you’re not around. ❜
❛ i don’t know anything about you, baby, but you’re everything i’m dreaming of. ❜
❛ you’re everything i’m dreaming of. ❜
❛ i don’t know who you are but you’re a real dead ringer for love. ❜
❛ you’re a real dead ringer for love. ❜
❛ you’ve been trying to look away but you finally get the point. ❜
❛ i don’t have to know your name and i won’t tell you what to do. ❜
❛ you got the king of legs that do more than walk. ❜
❛ i don’t have to listen to your whimpering talk. ❜
❛ listen! ❜
❛ you got the kind of eyes that do more than see. ❜
❛ you got a lot of nerve to come on to me. ❜
❛ you got the lips that do more than drink. ❜
❛ you got the kind of mind that does less than think. ❜
❛ why don’t we give it a shot and get it ready to go? ❜
❛ i’m looking for anonymous and fleeting satisfaction. ❜
❛ i want to tell my daddy i’ll be missing in action. ❜
ROCK AND ROLL DREAMS COME THROUGH
❛ the beat is yours forever. ❜
❛ the beat is always true. ❜
❛ and when you really, really need it the most, that’s when--- ❜
❛ you can’t run away forever. ❜
❛ there’s nothing wrong with getting a head start. ❜
❛ you want to shut away the pieces of a broken heart. ❜
❛ i treasure your love; i never want to lose it. ❜
❛ you’ve been through the fires of hell and i know you’ve got the ashes to prove it. ❜
❛ i treasure your love. ❜
❛ i want to show you how to use it. ❜
❛ you’ve been through a lot of pain in the dirt and i know you’ve got the scars to prove it. ❜
❛ remember everything i told you, and i’m telling you again, it’s true. ❜
❛ let the drummer tell your heart what to do. ❜
❛ keep on believing and you’ll discover, baby. ❜
❛ and when you need it the most, that’s when rock and roll dreams come through... ❜
IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW
❛ there were nights when the wind was so cold... ❜
❛ there were days when the sun was so cruel. ❜
❛ i just knew my eyes were drying up forever. ❜
❛ i finished crying in the instant that you left. ❜
❛ i can’t remember where or when or how. ❜
❛ and i banished every memory you and i had ever made! ❜
❛ but when you touch me like this... ❜
❛ i just have to admit that it’s all coming back to me. ❜
❛ when i touch you like this, and i hold you like that... ❜
❛ it’s so hard to believe and it’s all coming back to me. ❜
❛ it’s all coming back to me now. ❜
❛ there were things i’d never do again but then they’d always seemed right. ❜
❛ if i kiss you like this... ❜
❛ it was lost long ago but it’s all coming back to me... ❜
❛ if you want me like this and you need me like that--- ❜
❛ i can barely recall but it’s all coming back to me now! ❜
❛ but you were history with the slamming of the door. ❜
❛ i made myself so strong again somehow. ❜
❛ i never wasted any of my time on you since then! ❜
❛ if you forgive me all this. ❜
❛ i’ll forgive you all that. ❜
❛ we’ll forgive and forget and it’s all coming back to me... ❜
❛ when you see me like this and i see you like that... ❜
❛ we see all that we want to see. ❜
❛ and if we--- ❜
I’D DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE (BUT I WON’T DO THAT)
❛ i would do anything for love. ❜
❛ i’d run right into hell and back. ❜
❛ i’d never lie to you and that’s a fact. ❜
❛ but i’ll never forget the way you feel right now. ❜
❛ i would do anything for love, but i won’t do that. ❜
❛ some days it don’t come easy, and some days it don’t come hard. ❜
❛ some days it don’t come at all... ❜
❛ these are the days that never end! ❜
❛ some nights you’re like nothing i’ve ever seen before or will again. ❜
❛ and maybe it’s crazy, but it’s crazy and it’s true. ❜
❛ i know you can save me. ❜
❛ no one else can save me now but you. ❜
❛ as long as the stars are burning. ❜
❛ i’ll be there until the final act. ❜
❛ and i’ll take a vow and seal a pact! ❜
❛ but i’ll never forgive myself if we don’t go all the way tonight. ❜
❛ some days i pray for silence. ❜
❛ some days i pray for soul. ❜
❛ some days i just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock and roll. ❜
❛ some nights i lose the feeling... and some nights i lose control... ❜
❛ maybe i’m lonely, that’s all i’m qualified to be. ❜
❛ there’s just one and only, one and only promise i can keep. ❜
❛ as long as your prayers are coming true, you better believe it! ❜
❛ i would do anything for love, and you know it’s true and that’s a fact. ❜
❛ i would do anything for love and there’s never be no turning back. ❜
❛ i’ll never do it better than i do it with you. ❜
❛ i would do anything for love, anything you’ve been dreaming of. ❜
❛ but i’ll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life. no way. ❜
❛ will you raise me up? will you help me down? ❜
❛ will you get me right out of this godforsaken town? ❜
❛ will you make it all a little less cold? ❜
❛ i can do that. ❜
❛ will you hold me scared? will you hold me tight? ❜
❛ can you colourise my life? ❜
❛ i’m so sick of black and white. ❜
❛ can you make it all a little less old? ❜
❛ will you make some magic with you own two hands? ❜
❛ can you give me something i can take home? ❜
❛ will you cater to every fantasy i got? ❜
❛ will you hose me down with holy water if i get too hot? ❜
❛ will you take me to places i’ve never known? ❜
❛ after a while, you’ll forget everything. ❜
❛ it was a brief interlude, a midsummer night’s fling. ❜
❛ you’ll see that it’s time to move on... ❜
❛ i know this territory, i’ve been around. ❜
❛ it’ll all turn to dust and we’ll all fall down! ❜
❛ sooner or later, you’ll be screwing around. ❜
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IT JUST WON’T QUIT
❛ i never really sleep anymore. ❜
❛ i always have those dangerous dreams... ❜
❛ and i never get a minute of peace. ❜
❛ i gotta wonder what it means. ❜
❛ maybe it’s nothing and i’m under the weather. ❜
❛ is this a blessing or is it a curse? ❜
❛ does it get any better? does it get any worse? ❜
❛ will it go on forever? ❜
❛ is it over tonight? ❜
❛ is it richer than diamonds or just a little cheaper than spit? ❜
❛ i don’t know what it is, but it just won’t quit. ❜
❛ there used to be such an easy way of living. ❜
❛ but there never used to be this girl... ❜
❛ maybe i’m crazy and i’m losing my senses. ❜
❛ can you get me a prescription for that one perfect touch? ❜
❛ is it a stairway to heaven or a subway going down to the pits? ❜
❛ there was a time when nothing really mattered. ❜
❛ there was a time when there was nothing i didn’t know. ❜
GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN (BUT BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE)
❛ you’re burning up your bed, you got a fever of love. ❜
❛ there’s not an antibody in sight! ❜
❛ [name], why are you crying? ❜
❛ i guess when you’ve been living such a sheltered life, you never lift your head too high. ❜
❛ you don’t have a lot but it’s all that you got. ❜
❛ you can turn it into more than it seems, just give it a shot! ❜
❛ no one said it had to be real, but it’s gotta be something. ❜
❛ you can reach out and feel now. ❜
❛ the good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere. ❜
❛ why are you shaking when a girl should do whatever she can? ❜
❛ you’ve been an angel every day of your life and now you wonder what it’s like to be damned. ❜
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WARNING : don’t ship with me. I will only ever come up with devastatingly adorable fluff or heartbreaking angst. there is no in between.
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.。.:*☆ MACGYVER 2016 SENTENCE STARTERS !
These sentences are from season one, episode one, ‘ The Rising ’. Please feel free to change the pronouns to suit you.
❝ How do I look ? ❞
❝ Yummy. ❞
❝ I’m sure you’ll find other ways to use it. ❞
❝ Guys, you know this is an open channel and I can hear you, right ? ❞
❝ We don’t talk about Cairo, remember ? ❞
❝ What can I say ? Lifelong boy scout. ❞
❝ EXFIL’s in Vienna. See you in twelve hours. ❞
❝ When did you learn to speak Italian ? ❞
❝ If you know how they work, you can bend them to your will. ❞
❝ Improvise. ❞
❝ _________, get out of there now ! ❞
❝ START THAT DAMN BOAT ! ❞
❝ It’s going to take more than chewing gum to fix it. ❞
❝ Give it to me and nobody else will get hurt. ❞
❝ You won’t kill her, but I will. ❞
❝ Whatever doesn’t kill you, makes you want to get even. ❞
❝ Just in time, roomie, I’m making waffles ! ❞
❝ Nooow... put ‘em back on. ❞
❝ Is there anything you want to say to me ? ❞
❝ You know how you hack computers ? Well, I hack everything else. ❞
❝ No. You don’t look that smart. ❞
❝ Have you ever done anything to help someone knowing it might hurt you ? ❞
❝ Yes, I am guilty, and if I had to do it all over again, I would. ❞
❝ You have a unique skill set we can utilise. ❞
❝ This was supposed to be an interview, not a jailbreak. ❞
❝ I thought you said this was going to be hard ? ❞
❝ Titles really don’t matter to me. ❞
❝ Oh, my man never jokes about tin foil. ❞
❝ So I guess this is the end of your silly game of hide and seek, _________. ❞
❝ Because you’re a bad guy, I’m gonna reserve my right to not believe anything you say. ❞
❝ Why do guys like you always try to convince guys like me that you’re honest ? ❞
❝ Congratulations. Your friend just beat you in the mad dog crazy department. ❞
❝ Don’t get cocky. You’re the only other one here. ❞
❝ You wanna shoot him, you have to go through me. ❞
❝ Go ahead. You already had me killed once. ❞
❝ Was everything a lie ? ❞
❝ I thought you died trying to do something good. ❞
❝ I would have chose Beyoncé as an alias, but hey. ❞
❝ Sometimes a purge is necessary to fix what’s broken. ❞
❝ You go kaboom, I go kaboom. ❞
❝ Yeah, well, you know how you always have to pick between the blue wire and the red wire ? Well, I’ve got about twelve wires down here, and they’re ALL green. ❞
❝ Yeah, save it for happy hour, you still have work to do. ❞
❝ Thirty seconds of the clock. ❞
❝ D.I.Y. or die. ❞
❝ My man, saving the world in style ! ❞
❝ We’re family and family don’t knock. ❞
❝ In ancient mythology, the phoenix rose from the ashes stronger than it ever was. That’s us. ❞
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