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just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

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owen wilson is really running around collecting roles to embody everyone's weirdly specific gay fantasy archetypes. cowboy. priest. businessman from the 70s. math teacher. cowboy again. car.

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hey lads i did this art, which i posted on my horsey/misc acc, but i’m rly proud so i’m reblogging it here too lol

Bated Breath Thoroughbred Stallion,

By Molly Meggs (me), completed in graphite

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physical intimacy and pillow talk after some rough heated sex before falling asleep in each others arms. just keep speaking, i could listen to your voice forever I wish this would never end. but nothing compares to waking up next to them, smiling at how pretty they look sleeping.

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they hate me because im an effeminate man and a masculine woman

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i literally don’t care if you have social anxiety you still need social skills

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Fuck.. this is gonna hurt so bad

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is she gay? is she gay??? is she gaaaayy???!!

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is she gay? is she gay??? is she gaaaayy???!!

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TH : He knows most of Hamlet. People don't know that. You know it by heart. OW : No. That's not true. TH : You know some of it. OW : Cease to persuade, loving Proteus. Home-keeping youth have ever homely wit. That's the first line from Two Gentlemen of Verona, I think. TH : *that's my boy* :)

Owen Wilson and Tom Hiddleston in Marvel Studios’ Assembled: The Making of Loki

Check out this funny extract : https://youtu.be/LEhGrUC38RA?t=34

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“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

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I hate that the stock response for "I'm lonely/I feel undervalued by my loved ones/I want a romantic partner" is "well do you value YOURSELF? You need to learn to enjoy being alone!" as if lonely people aren't very intimately familiar with being alone. Self esteem and love are important but they're not substitutes for companionship or friendship or romance and pretending that loneliness is a personal failure that can be fixed by self-improvement feels not only delusional but pretty cruel

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Hey bestie here's some gay people to get you through hard times

Made them myself I did yessir

THESE ARE EVERYTHING OH MY GOD