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I like to think Alice is keeping the 60 euro chair. She's just lugging it around the airport under one arm, putting it through customs and baggage claim and all that.

She sets it up in the OIAR office. No one ever sits in it again. They don't even acknowledge its existence. It just sits in the corner for the rest of the series, collecting dust. But it's there.

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canon, I was skin mosturizer bottle #48

idk if this is even funny

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the archives crew not telling sam about sending the monsters into other worlds to save their own VS sam not telling the archives crew about his girlfriend throwing him through a multidimensional portal

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you dislike agamemnon because he sacrificed his own daughter and you think he does it because he doesn’t care about her. i dislike agamemnon because in the iliad he is straight up annoying. we are not the same.

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be gay, punch fascists

It’s still Pride in the Boiling Isles 🌈

I still cannot believe I got the chance to work on such an incredibly special show 🥹 Lemme rant for a sec:

There’s so much more to The Owl House than just Lumity, but watching these girlfriends fall in love in canon really touched my life and the lives of so many queer kids around the world. I was so honored to play a small part in Luz’s coming out story and her relationship with Amity.

I’ve visited middle schools, high schools, and colleges around the US where I spoke to classrooms about my job on TOH, and so many kids told me how much this show meant to them as young queers, artists, and neurodivergent weirdos. We need to be supporting those kids and their futures now more than ever. Nobody can diminish your light!

Queer rights are human rights. Joy and Pride is resistance. Expression and Nonconformity are threats to power. So is Humor, and Art, and Love, and Community— all precious as they are vital, especially in times like these.

Trans rights are human rights— the right to privacy, autonomy, and deciding what’s best for our bodies is between us and our doctors, not our governments. Anti-trans laws reflect fascist ideals, the lavender scare, and racist segregation throughout history.

Immigrant Rights are human rights— the rights to travel, seek asylum, build a life for yourself, share your culture with others. Immigrants are a disruption to an ethnostate.

Heroes and Villains from The Owl House, though fictional, represent and embody these very real concepts from our world. And that’s just part of the reason why this show genuinely resonates with me and so many people.

Ok enough rambling from me… please stay safe out there

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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Trojan War high school AU where Cassandra is a Greek Myth nerd and keeps pointing out the parallels, but everyone dismisses her because it's "nerd stuff."

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A lot of people have been asking me to talk about it, so here is my post.

Recently this video came out in regard to the Epic Video game that had been discussed a while ago:

As of right now we only know this one side of the story (Liam’s), as Jorge has not yet said anything on the topic, and the discord chat has banned discussion of it. (It has been stated this is because the mods know nothing more about it then anyone else, and they do not want outside drama in the sever as the server isn’t for the business side of Epic) (<- a paraphrased message from a mod)

As a reminder, I don’t speak for Epic, I have no idea what happens behind the scenes, and I doubt Jorge had any ill intent in his actions, but it still led to some negative repercussions for those involved. 

Hopefully Jorge will release some sort of official word on it soon, maybe explain something as to why Liam was never given contracts for the game? In any case sweeping it under the rug is not the way to go. 

However I advise everyone to be respectful until we have more details- as Liam himself said, he doesn’t want to start anything. 

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I've only had Heinreich Unheimlich's 60 euro chair for two episodes, and if anything were to happen to it, I would kill everyone in this fandom and then myself

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Colin Becher

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

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As a glubby yank, my favorite part of The Magnus Protocol are the Starkwell Agents.

I can just hear Jonny/Alex/the guest writer just going "yes, YES! How does it feel to have all your characters be boiled down to basic stereotypes that use cartoonish lingo nobody from there actually uses and all have the same exaggerated personality!" through the script.

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Just finished Season 1 of The Magnus Protocol

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CELIA WHAT THE FUCK!!!! I TRUSTED YOU!!!!

YOU AND SAM WERE SUPPOSED TO GET TOGETHER AND SURVIVE EVERYTHING AND BE CUTE AND GET MARRIED AND BE A CUTE MARRIED COUPLE AND SAM WOULD BE THE PERFECT DAD FOR JACK AND YOU SHIPNAME WOULD BE SAMELIA!!!!!!

THEN YOU JUST YEETED YOUR ME-ASSIGNED SOULMATE INTO AN UNWILLING ISEKA!!!!?????

also RIP Colin, I shall blast Scotland Forever and Hammer Time simeltaniously in your honor

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Sir, a second musical has hit the EPIC fandom

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The urge to put on a stubble and a sweat-stained kaki and go on an adventure in late 1800s/early 1900s North Africa in search of a lost ancient artifact while making snarky one-liners

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Everytime I'm reading a piece of Ancient Greek litterature or reading a summary of one, and I get to a part where the author has to ask the muses in the middle of the story to tell him of something, I can't help but think the poet forgot it and is stalling the audiance until he can remember. I don't mean the invocation at the start, I mean times where the poet just starts doing it in the middle of the work.

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That feeling when you write a self-insert fanfic so good people think it's canon and it reform the entire language you speak

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Schaffrilias has officially made it impossible to view Tomatoa as an actual unique character and not "funny movie and pickmin man"

My new crackship. Shiny is mercy upon ourselves 🔱✨

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Guys, I just watched Anniflamma's Challenge and I notice something.

Penelope strings the bow before entering the hall with the Suitors in it, but she strings it the wrong way for the type of bow shown.

She's ensuring The Suitors will subconsciously string the bow the wrong way