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I’m in the evil lab playing my “sciencecore evil science vibes beats to study and relax to” playlist.

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Odd

Have you watched

Oppenheimer?

“Me? Nah, I haven’t! I probably won’t, too. I’m not the biggest on movies… Just not really my thing, y’know?”

*Cobalt steps in.*

“He’s a bit too hyperactive to sit through most movies. Besides, if he were to see one of the two, it’d probably be Ba-“

“Freezie! Stop ittt! I have a reputation to maintain!”

“Sure you do, ya goofball.”

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Out of question, how is vox doin?

"Eh, Vox? Oh, he's doing great! As usual, they're holed up in that lab of volts... I swear, that man needs to go outside every once in a while. Perhaps I could invite him along on my next hike... Ah, anyways. He's doing wonderfully, I'm sure. Volt's getting enough charge, at least!"

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Whenever you make something esplode you’re doing god’s work. Godspeed and godbless

KABOOM!!!

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Cobalt Cobalt are you keeping everyone safe Cobalt

"A-Ah, well. I try my best, aheh. I'm not always around to keep everyone safe all the time, though. I do have other responsibilities! When I'm gone, Vanta usually keeps everyone alive. He's scary, sure, but she has a good head on their shoulders! He's the only one I really trust to make sure Odd doesn't get into too much trouble, at least..."

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hello, this is Mel! The creator here at the ALTIVERSE! Was wondering about vox!

Sup with ya? Are you an android? Or a cyborg?

[Ah! So glad ya asked! Ahem. I, Dr. Vox Socket, am a geni-]

“A workaholic with a god complex and stupid ideas?”

[Vanta, no, stop. Ahem. I, Dr. Vox Socket, am a genius result of the powers of science and ingenuity, a marvel of craftsmanship! I suppose you could call me a bit of a cyborg, yes. I have augmented my mere flesh into the perfection of machine, improved my eyesight elevenfold, and even replaced my need for sleep with a mere need for charging! Brilliant, aren’t I?]

“He also blew his own leg off in a stupid accident. It was his fault.”

[It was an impromptu upgrading, thank you very much! >:[

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Well, the lab doors are always open to anyone who wishes to drop by! Similarly, I have a feeling a couple of the scientists may choose to drop by your inbox soon… >:)

Odd, you say? >:3

- Dr. Odd

Indeed >:3

I’d love to have cool chats with your scientists!!!

Klein would probably love to!

But I’ve heard that sky na5 might be interested too!

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Finally...a bunny can get what he deserves...

-🐇

*Vanta sighs, idly petting the bunny as he looks through the fridge.*

“Any preferences on flavour? Usually Teufel would say to give whichever we have the most of, but seeing as he can’t be in the same room as most small mammals for more than a minute, I don’t really think he has much of a say.”

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THIS IS A HOLD UP! JUICE REWARD OR I BITE

-🐇

*Teufel freezes, terrified.*

“Oh, s-shit… S-Stay back! N-No! AAAHHH!! VAAANTA!!! HEEELP!!”

*He bolts from the room as fast as he can, trying his hardest not to scream. Vanta soon walks in, confused as to what happened.*

“Oh. A rabbit. That’s why Fritz started screaming bloody murder. Anyways, juice reward, was it? Yeah, I can get that for you. We have some extra in anyways.”

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Hello! Dr. Odd here!

I am going to drink this! >B]

Awww, don't be sad, Here have a lava lamp. :)

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Hello, I was wondering if any of you are open to me giving away my lab partner, Richie. He genuinely wants to become an experiment, even if it’s a minor project, and I am not opposed to the ideas. Please feel free to take him off my hands whenever. Not for too long though, I’m going to need Richie back so we can continue to plot for complete world domination.

Yours, Dr. Mike Pavlov

*Vox's eyes light up. (Literally.)*

[Ay, I'll take him off your hands! I could use a new subject...]

*Jax's head snaps up.*

"You will not. We all remember what happened last time you got your hands on a test subject!"

[Aw, Cobalt? Please?!]

"Socket, you are strictly forbidden from this kind of thing. Do I need to call Dr. Sinister?"

[Fine, you win. For now...]

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WANT FREE MONS??

(I totally diddnt break into a bank)

Forces money into one of the scientists hands)

[Hwuh?!]

*Vox is a little confused, looking down at the money.*

[Oh, uh. Thanks, anon! We'll be sure to put this to good use. Now where did Vanta sneak off to... She's the only one I'd trust to handle finances, after all...]

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Whats the news round the lab?

"Around the lab? Oh, well..."

"For starters, we've had a few... Erm. Break-ins. Oh, yeah! If anyone sees an exact copy of themselves around the lab, perhaps trying to gain access to classified information, please report it to one of our researchers! Shapeshifters usually aren't harmful, but they are tricky!"

"What else... Oh! We have also recently discovered a ghost living in the arcade room! We should try making contact soon..."

"Ah, and one last thing. Our beloved Dr. Teufel has, against better judgement, decided to watch his favourite movie once again. Of course this means he will be attempting to recreate the killer alien plant once again, so maybe steer clear of his lab until it dies down again?"

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Do you still have blood

“I do! I think! Not sure about Vox, though…”

*Odd glances nervously at the door to Vox’s lab.*

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HALLO! Klaus here!! I LOVE YOUR SETUP! WOHOO!!

Ehem… anyways shall i join your lab?? If so, you must be ok with Cesare being around too! My adopted child!!

Also, fyi, I cannot die physically nor via age… I MADE TELEPORTING TRANSPORTABLE TOO!!

“Ah! Klaus! Welcome back!”

*Odd smiles, clapping their hands happily.*

“Joining the lab… What an amazing idea! Yes, we have the space, the resources, not quite the funding but we’ll figure that out later. The more, the merrier, as I always say! I’m sure the other scientists won’t mind!”

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how did you make your pet millipede?

(and how do i do the same with a banana slug?)

“Ah! Myria?”

*Teufel tilts his head, thinking.*

“Well, through some very selective breeding, gene splicing, and various forms of genetic engineering, I managed to have a specimen grow to more that quadruple the natural size!”

*He smiles, giving Myria a headscratch.*

“As for doing the same with a banana slug, it would definitely be possible. Though I wouldn’t recommend the method I used to beginners, I am working on a special food formula that allows for growth past natural limits as well as an extended lifespan! I’d be more than willing to give you some once it’s perfected!”

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Oh, I just had an idea for a fire extinguisher. I wonder if you have one hanging around?

*Odd gulps nervously.*

"W-Well, we did have one..."

*Teufel walks by, sticking his head into the room to answer.*

"Should be obvious at this point, but Odd drank it on a dare!"

"Teufel!"