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Inspired by all of the iconic chaos of @mentallyunawareofpapaya's Batman/Jason Todd/DC HC's; I bring everyone this unholy amalgamation of an idea that has plagued me: The ACTUAL way Gotham finds out how Batman and the Red Hood are connected.

Okay so we like have HC's/fics on how other rogues of Gotham get relatively vaguely aware of the fact Red Hood allies himself with the Bats, or like tamps down on the murdering because thats HIS dysfunctional family okay, well, now I bring up the idea that the Red Hood's connection to the BatClan gets accidentally outed in the most Youre-In-Trouble-Way someone can get.

Lets set The Scene:

Jason, while as Red Hood is interrogating someone, or doing something that has an audience, after Bruce CLEARLY told him no, and then all of a sudden- BAM. Batman is here and has a look on his face that could kill god himself, and so now, everyone is preparing for like the final boss showdown, right?

WRONG.

Because its not just Batman who is now here, its BatDAD, and hoooo boy is he upset. Upset in a way that only a parent can be when their kid has ROYALLY fucked up. Where they only have to say a few words to have their kid panicking;

"Hood." "But I didn't even do anything!" "I said no" "Well I needed this information, you-" "I. said. no." "But--" "no." "But Dadddddd"

Its all the panicked of a /holy-shit-I-fucked-up/ intro to a meltdown, and now these rogues/goons/whoever is looking like a damn meerkat- because did, did Red Hood, THE Red Hood, just call Batman dad???? Are we hallucinating?? Were we drugged??

Meanwhile Bruce is like dragging Jason out by the collar and is like "Get in the car. NOW", and Jason-Theater-Kid-Todd is NOT going to make that easy. Cue full on dramatics, the "you dont love me"'s, the whole nine yards. Everyone else is convinced this is some fucking twighlight zone, like this period of shock is historically considered the Lowest Crime Rate in Gotham, and it goes on for like 3 whole days, the people are SHOCKED.

And ironically enough, The Red Hoods street-cred stays the same if not gets a bit better, because, okay yeah a duffle-bag full of severed heads this Red Hood guy is certifiably insane; but do you really want THE BAT sickked on you for fucking up his kid? Like we were all here to see the carnage after the 2nd Robins.. accident. HELL NO. Now people wont fucking TOUCH the Red Hood, because hell hath no fury like a Batman with a grudge because you decided to go after one of his kids.

And Jason? FUCKING LIVID at this information, acting like some caged tiger because now no one will fight him, and Bruce is very please, and a bit smug.

Bruce stops being so smug when Jason, as the Red Hood, later goes on to proclaim Harvey Dent as his other father.

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So I realize I havent posted any thing Top Gun in a hot minute so I did a little thing;

You Know I've Got It- So Come and Get It; Who's Your Daddy?

aka a Slider x Ice crackfic that was a product of me listening to "Who's your Daddy?" by Toby Keith once

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Vogue Japan's Latest Top Model

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Someone should draw Bruce and Harvey like this

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i LOVE everything about this, so here are a few more:

Whenever Taka goes out together it either always ends up in a (sometimes attempted depending where they are) revolution plan/utter chaos.

Once they were in Konoha and went out, and for obvious reasons the people/shinobi were very obviously concerned- somehow Taka got so drunk they took up residence in The Forest of Death and laid seige to the Konohan Government/Hokage for three days with nothing other than the feral racoons they found in the forest.

Unionized feral racoons committing a coup was not on Kakashi's Bingo Card that year

To this day no one knows how they managed to do it, more or less actually succeed in partial coup of the system.

All absolutely claim to have no recollection of the chaos

I think that they all have high tolerances just in different stages;

Suigetsu: Can pace himself but goes 100% in the beginning to enjoy the drunken haze at the end, once absorbed an entire bottle of vodka through osmosis. Will start fights. Karin: Feels nothing till she is blackout, and can and will throw down shots like water, has never lost a drinking competition. Will finish fights. Sasuke: Gets super giggly and happy almost immediately but can outlast everyone in drinking. Is 100% a runner and is a Disney Princess when drunk; will cry if a cat wont let him pet them. Will be the one who gets their drinks paid for by other patrons. Juugo: Doesnt drink but enables the chaos, because he's going to have fun one way or another. Will be the one to smile apologetically but revel in the discord.

Everytime this happens whoever is in charge of wherever they are will call Orochimaru and be like "Pick up your hellions they are defacing the hokage monument"

This leads to heated custody arguments over Sasuke between Orochimaru and Kakashi

"He obviously gets it from your side of the family" Orochimaru hisses out "My side??? Well he obviously got repressed from your side of the family! He always used to smile with me!" Kakashi bites back "What is even going on right now?? Neither of you are actually his parents"

Everyone is very confused

There are several times when they will drunkenly experiment with jutsu that will change/alter them in a certain way, and when they sober up the next morning have absolutely no clue how to reverse it

They are no longer allowed to drink in Iwa after The Incident unless with approved personelle as supervision and are all only allowed a drink per hour

Team Taka and drinking

(Some random thoughts bc why not)

I had this crazy thought that what if, bc he’s basically water, anything Suigetsu drinks affects his coloring. Green soda? He’s going to look a little sick for a bit. Cool aid? Well he’s really pinkish now. Etc etc. and because of that he only drinks clear alcohols like sake or vodka. He drank beer once and it was not a good look.

Karin is mainly a shots person but sometimes she wants a cocktail. Her alcohol tolerance is high and she never really seems drunk until she’s passed out on whatever furniture is closest. The first time she ever drunk alcohol she ended up getting super sick (Suigetsu was there and complained loudly about having to hold her hair back) but has never been sick since. She has won every drinking competition she has entered.

Juugo doesn’t drink. He’s wary of mood altering stuff (for obvious reasons, poor guy) and avoids them at all costs. Doesn’t mind people drinking around him though. He is the designated driver.

(* side note: i definitely have AUs etc where Juugo does drink, but this list is more for in-universe them)

Sasuke will not drink any alcohol that tastes sweet. Suigetsu gave him rum once and he spit it back into the cup. Doesn’t actually drink that often but when he does it’s something light or in very small quantities. Has definitely taken a drink to get out of driving everyone home.

Drunk Suigetsu talks even more than sober Suigetsu but will get increasingly ominous and/or personal with what he’s saying. When drunk, Suigetsu will read you like a book and talk about all of your insecurities while smiling in the eeriest way. Not in an “I’m using this thing you’re struggling with against you” way but in a “hey, this [very specific] thing seems to bother you. We should talk about it. ‘Kay! :) “ kind of way.

Everyone generally likes it when Sasuke drinks a little because he gets so relaxed. He’ll actually smile and laugh and it seems like you’re seeing the real him instead of the troubled stiff thing he has going on most of the time, even around them.

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MDZS Seven Deadly Sins!AU

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Lets Be Friends!

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Lychee Lunch

"Ziyuan," "Hm?" ("It's nearly as sweet as you")

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Nie Xiaohui

The mother of Nie Huaisang, Nie Xiaohui was an artisian that caught Sect Leader Nie's eye one day.

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The It-Couple of the Jianghu

The way JC and LXC announce their courtship is by wearing the other's sect colors/clothing at a cultivation conference

***JC's design/outfit inspired by @demonicfarmer69, from THIS post***

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Young Jiang Yanli, with sun-freckles!

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Jin Ling plotting how to get rid of all the Jiu-Jiu thieves while Jiang Cheng takes him swimming

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Pearl Oasis in Lotus Pier

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The Asclepias of Gusu Lan

Asclepias; better known as Butterfly Weeds mean "Let Me Go".

I am on the kick of giving characters (particularly the Mothers) who are really just forgotten recognition, so this is Long Xinyu, who would later become the (former) Lan-furen, and mother to both Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji. While imprisoned at Cloud Recesses she planted fields of Asclepias, showing her unspoken desire to be free.

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Lan-furen, Gusu's Pearl

The Honorable Zewu-jun helping Jiang-gongzi with study materials during his stay at the Cloud Recesses

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I Forget About the Sky

"My lover asked me: /What is the difference between me and the sky?/ The difference, my love, Is that when you laugh, I forget about the sky." - Nizar Qabbani

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A Blessing and A Curse

So I have recently read a A Blessing and A Curse by @Hogwarts_Riddle on Ao3 and have fallen in love with the fic, so here is some fan art because I weak for pastel!JC and this fanfic!