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Louis: I can’t?? Believe??? Clowns are??? Real?? What the heck?? What the heck???

Donut: You’re 27 and just discovered mirrors?

Louis: SHUT!!! UP!!! SHUT UP!!!!

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Katia: What do you say when you answer the phone?

Ellie: Hey!

Imani: What’s up?

Louis: Yolo!

Carl: No they’re dead, this is their son.

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Carl: Do you have any family?

Goblin: Family?

Goblin, gesturing around to the other minions: These guys are my family.

Donut: Great, so you don’t.

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Donut: Carl, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Carl: The good news?

Donut: I won’t do it again.

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Crying over this panel specifically

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Princess Donut: And for the record I did NOT say driving over those goblins was fun.

Carl: …yes you did?

Princess Donut: Really, Carl. I said it was like a ride. Which is totally different because a lot of people don’t like rides!

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Florin: If I was a boss, I would treat my goons right. They would know love. “You got it, boss” would be met with “Stay safe out there, boys! You’re my pride and joy”.

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SPOILERS FOR BOOK 7

Donut: Oh and if you speak disrespectfully about Mongo again, I will kill you.

Princess Denadia: *laughs*

Donut: Carl, she thinks I’m joking!

Donut: *laughs*

Donut: But I will kill you.

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Louis: I hate old people, man. “I was in a war”. Congratulations dude, but I’m in the current one and they have death stars now.

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Ai: I just want you for my own.

Carl: Please leave me the fuck alone.

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Odette: What is Donut to you?

Carl: The reason I get up every morning.

Audience: *oooohs and awwws*

Donut, at 5am bouncing around and pawing at Carl’s face: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! RISE AND SHINE CARL! WAKE UP!

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Carl: Let’s put this matter aside for the time being.

Louis, high as a kite: Can only you see this Time Being?

Carl: Huh?

Louis: Is it standing next to me?

Carl: What?

Louis, on the verge of a panic attack: The Time Being.

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Princess Donut: If my grand funeral doesn’t have a licensed merch table, I’m going to be pissed.

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Mordecai: Now that I've explained the math for the third time, do you understand?

Carl: Yes

Mordecai: Are you lying?

Carl: Yes

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The AI: NEW ACHIEVEMENT! Shapeshifter. You’ve cast a spell or drank a potion to temporarily change your form!

The AI: You know, shapeshifting is just the BEST power. You can basically have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can even turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins.

Carl:

Donut: Well that took quite a turn. But I’m still on board!

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Carl: Look Donut, can’t you just be nice, for once?

Donut: The best I can do is fake a smile and hide my dead eyes behind these shades.

Carl:

Donut:

Carl: Alright, I’m sold.