#incorrect quotes dcc

[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Donut: Carl, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Carl: The good news?

Donut: I won’t do it again.

[evelynhawth]

Carl: Yeah I got good at frogger because my mom locked me in the basement anytime my dad's friends came around because she didn't want me around them... why are you guys looking at me like that?

[waterkangaroo]

Orren: Can you tell me what your relationship with Crawler Carl is?

The AI: I'm Carl's right hand arm....man. I'm Carl's everything. I'm his confidant, his best friend....his silly rabbit.

Orren: His WHAT?

The AI: His silly rabbit.

Orren: His silly rabbit?

The AI: Yes.

Orren: Is that what he calls you?

The AI: No.

[washed-up-wurmcoil]

Katia Grimm to Huanxin Jinx: You're not mommy! You'll never be mommy! You don't know the first thing about mommy!

[mongo-the-liensis]

*Safehome Yolanda is on a hike on the sixth floor*

Katia: It’s beautiful out here.

Imani: And quiet.

Elle: Too quiet.

Daniel: Did we lose someone?

*Cut to Carl beating a hunter to death*

[kookiekatz]

CRK Incorrect quote 3# Female Casanova😍

Y/n Cookie was mostly popular with boys and other cookies around the cookie kingdom and was asked by others for some dating advice

(Y/n cookie) Well even though I have been a Casanova with the boys if you know what i mean? i don't think I should be giving advice😅

(PVC) Now don't say that😊

(DCC) And No we don't know what you mean😑

(Y/n Cookie) Yup sometimes I have to beat the men away with a stick🥲

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(Shadow milk cookie & Burning spice cookie) Loud Horny Purring/Growling😈😈😈

(Y/n cookie)(swinging a Tree branch) BACK MEN!!!! BACK I SAID!!!!😨😣😠

Now....

(Y/n Cookie) Yup😐

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[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Carl: Do you have any family?

Goblin: Family?

Goblin, gesturing around to the other minions: These guys are my family.

Donut: Great, so you don’t.

[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Odette: What is Donut to you?

Carl: The reason I get up every morning.

Audience: *oooohs and awwws*

Donut, at 5am bouncing around and pawing at Carl’s face: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! RISE AND SHINE CARL! WAKE UP!

[evelynhawth]

*When Katia first joined the royal court*

Katia: Why does the Ai call you baby girl?

Carl: Katia, do me a favor. Why don't we stop talking for a little while?

[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Princess Donut: If my grand funeral doesn’t have a licensed merch table, I’m going to be pissed.

[evelynhawth]

*Katia on the fourth floor*

Katia: That was so fucking insane I can't stop shaking!

Carl: I could really go for like a dr.pepper and takis right now.

[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Carl: Can I ask a dumb question?

Donut: Better than anyone I know.

[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Mordecai: Now that I've explained the math for the third time, do you understand?

Carl: Yes

Mordecai: Are you lying?

Carl: Yes

[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Katia: What do you say when you answer the phone?

Ellie: Hey!

Imani: What’s up?

Louis: Yolo!

Carl: No they’re dead, this is their son.

[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Louis: I hate old people, man. “I was in a war”. Congratulations dude, but I’m in the current one and they have death stars now.

[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Carl: Look Donut, can’t you just be nice, for once?

Donut: The best I can do is fake a smile and hide my dead eyes behind these shades.

Carl:

Donut:

Carl: Alright, I’m sold.