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as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said "dad there's a huge snake in the closet"
so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams
it turns out he didn't actually think he'd find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces
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honestly the original is still funnier than 85% of the edits people make
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gary larson this is one BANGER of a comic, thank you.
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if tumblr shuts down you can find me in everything you see by looking for me there
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Happy Halloween! Shirahama's latest art with the main atelier all dressed in RPG gear around their giant pumpkin. Thank you for your continued support of this archive!
She doesn't list exactly what class each character is but their outfits really shine though - here's my best guess or what I think would be fun, what's yours?
Coco: witch/mage (possibly a red-mage?)
Qifrey: archer/ranger
Agott: I'm not as certain, but she reminds me of a merchant type - maybe even a rogue or a prince
Richeh: fighter/brawler
Tetia: cleric/white mage
Olruggio: barbarian/berserker
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this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me
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Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up
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