*READ AT YOUR OWN RISK* I'm A Girl From Southern California Who Probably Laughs Too Much At Stupid Shit. I Still Watch Cartoons, Even Though I'm 18, And I'm Extremely Addicted To The Internet. I'm Probably Cooler Than Your Friends, Also, I'm In The Navy, But I'll Still Be Nice And Talk To You....Or Something. I'll FOLLOW BACK. Most Importantly, And Very Honestly, I Don't Think I'll Ever Care About What You Think Of Me :) <33 Sleep All Day, Party All Night. Never Grow Old. Never Die.
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Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture
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Speaking of things I’ve never gotten over, when I was in elementary school, and we were learning the difference between ‘a’ and ‘an’ and when to use them, the teacher said ‘a’ was for before words that started with consonants and ‘an’ was before words that started with vowels.
So, I asked the teacher if we should go based on the letter, or the sound the letter makes, and when she asked what I meant, I said, “Like with acronyms and initialisms. Is it a FBI agent or an FBI agent? Or words like ‘hour’. Is it a hour because h is a consonant, or an hour because it makes an o sound?”
And not only did she never answer my honest question, she also accused me of pretending I didn’t understand the lesson just so I could show off that I knew the words “acronym” and “initialism” and didn’t let me to to recess for being a “disruptive show-off”.
Anyways, she works at the grocery store now and she’s always mean to me.
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What if plants are farming us? By giving us oxygen they let us live and die, then the oxygen decomposes us, so they get nutrients.
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