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next up on the docket: the author's blatant (and yet thematically relevant!) fetish

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The Democrats were in shambles. 

The economy was surging, the Impeachment Hoax completely backfired, and they were heading into what would be another decisive electoral victory for the party of Lincoln.

Their message failed to resonate with the majority of voters, and their “old-boys-club” mentality meant that their presidential nominee was a complete dud. 

It didn’t help that Joe Biden followed the Democratic principle of not receiving hand relief on a regular basis. As a result, his mental speed was very slow, and he often had difficulty putting together coherent sentences. 

Joe was so backed up and foggy-brained going into the final debate, that when he saw his opponent’s hand, he immediately grew erect. The thought of a hand on his member made him silently salivate.

For the rest of the election cycle, Joe couldn’t get it out of his head. Every interview he did found him bumbling through muddled points. He needed an outlet, but was unable to find one.

If only he had invested in a pleasure bot, he could have had it all. The smooth, cool plastic hands would have brought him to the edge over and over, and the biometric feedback scanners would have custom tailored a jerk for him each time. With long-life lithium-ion batteries, he could have been getting jerked so right, all night long.

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“I know who’s in those ducts. It’s my freak-ass uncle.”

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Nice whumpy thing: when people are intensely pragmatic about their injuries illnesses.

“Listen, if I pass out…”

“If you let up pressure, I’ll bleed out. So just, don’t move.”

“I know it ill hurt, just do what you need to.”

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not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy

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When your dog starts having a barking fight with another dog on a walk except it's laios

laios vs. dog

(i forgor they were supposed to be on a walk)

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I am continuing to be normal about this

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it's splat saturday

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contracts written in blood

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They are so siblings

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hey guys… we all know that it’s okay for mithrun to have a caretaker for the rest of his life, right? that even after he heals and potentially regains his desires he will probably still need support?? that the goal of healing is not to become a “normal person”, but to build skills to navigate the world in a way that accommodates your disability??? that relying on the people around you is not a failure, but proof of your desire to live????

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pride month

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i understand the love of college aus but i’m begging y’all to stop making mithrun an undergrad. that man is on his final year of a graduate program after a 10 year break from academia whose biggest enemy is his advisor that won’t stop assigning him to TA 100-level classes.