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I took a sip from my bowl and the tiniest bit of soup managed to burn every individual inch of my mouth

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what are we even saying anymore

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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

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Im gettin' cremated so I can briefly be a roast

Don’t put my surname on my headstone. Put that I liked to paint.

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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

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because the thing is bisexual

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“Common me W” i say to myself every day alone

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Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

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this is so wild

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"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

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I had several people point out that a lot of my modern/present day characters have military backgrounds

Listen man. My family has only done like four jobs- the marines right after highschool, various warehouse jobs, fast food, and house keeping.

Protagonists aren't as fun to write when they work a 4 to 1 at fucking kfc, okay?

Its just more interesting when they have weapon training and McDonalds doesn't offer McPistols under their employee benefits.

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I am having the time of my life with this au

Didn’t wanna do real line art so take a colored sketch it’s a mess :D

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fuckin aced it, good work kid