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If a friend made you a handcrafted, one-of-a-kind piece of art? Would you dislike it? Would you tell them how much you hated it, critique every imperfect brushstroke, misplaced carving?

...Then why do you hate your body? Something that was handmade just for you? Something created so wonderfully that science has yet to determine half of it's mechanisms.

What if those "imperfections", those brushstrokes, and misplaced carvings were the mark that you were made one-of-a-kind? Not by machine precision, packaged and made 100% perfect in symmetry and design, but handmade, designed with love and care.

Instead you tell the creator to his face that it's too wide, too imperfect, too messy, too flawed.

If you wouldn't say it to a friend, don't say it to yourself or to the one who created you.

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In honor of today's Hamilten performance at the Tony's, I did the entire show.

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Huge ego boost today.

Posted a cover of Satisfied, apparently the algorithm thought it was Renée. Best compliment I've ever gotten, especially for a song I was unhappy with. (Can't seem to get that high belt on UNIOOOON)

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Dang, so I just barely missed him?!

I am... fairly sure he wasn't.

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Did the entire 2nd of Hamilton for funsies

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Does that mean I cooked?

I did the entire first act of Hamilton.

Wasn't my best work, wasn't my worst. Feel free to enjoy.

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I did the entire first act of Hamilton.

Wasn't my best work, wasn't my worst. Feel free to enjoy.

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Is this too blunt for a final paper?

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I am... fairly sure he wasn't.

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On a plane, my mom reading over my shoulder. She sees my paper about media and privacy laws in the US, skims it.

"You sound like a lawyer."

I'm honored, but please don't read over my shoulder.

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On my RP blog as a 40yo man,

"*Foggy gave him a gentle pat in the back, standing up fully, listening to the percussive chorus of his kneecaps playing the rice crispies symphonic. "Good Lord, I'm getting old", he thought to himself*"

Sometimes I wonder why the Lord has given unto me the gift of writing if I am to use it like this.

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Why is chewing a popsicle stick the most satisfying thing known to man?

Like, after my bomb pop is gone, I love to sit there and chew the stick until it's nothing but splinters in a lignin-flavored string cheese.

It satisfies some deep, primal urge within me, the simple act of chewing wood.

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My dad was napping earlier. He was on the couch beside me and I had to get up, so I decided to be sneaky.

I make it to the stairs before my knee cracks and I turn around to see his eyes fluttering open.

Why does this never happen in a spy thriller?

I want to see the world's greatest spy sneaking through somewhere, they're perfectly silent, trained in their craft. Not even a breath comes out of place.

Then their synovial fluid betrays them and they get made.

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That stupid dodgeball.

apollo has the ability to do the funniest thing ever

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I identify as spumoni.

just invented a new pride flag for people who have given up on their identities this one goes out to anyone who knows that theyre not cis or straight but is just plain fed up with thinking about it like seriously? figuring out your identity in this day and age? due to personal reasons i will be giving up

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TIL that the nerve endings in D'Onofrio's hands are interconnected and his finger dexterity isn't great.

Common thing, mostly genetic, but it made me chuckle 🤷‍♂️

iconic photo alert

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On this day, I have finished my wizard trials. Behold the fruit of my labor.