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phaze4ccelerator · 9 months ago

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anshine???? fucking ANSHINE????

you can do so much better than them. where is my list of their crimes

1. gentrified maytown. just look at the place. absolutely NONE of the whimsy it once had. WHERE ARE THE COLORS? THE CHARM??? they sucked EVERY drop of uniqueness out in exchange for what can only be described as some kind of mayoral adaptation of the beige mom aesthetic

2. RUINED the public infrastructure. did you notice how you had to do parkour just to get to the proper entrance of the town? it's deranged to expect any normal citizens to have to deal with that, not to mention the obstacle courses and LITERAL DEADLY STARS floating around the whole place. anyone who DOESN'T have wings is just fucked trying to go anywhere in star sanctuary, and god forbid any of the angels become temporarily unable to fly. this isn't parkour civilization. if doing that much fucking parkour was normal the star savior wouldn't be considered fucking impressive now would they

3. the fountain in the town square is an ENVIRONMENTAL TRAVESTY. you can see the thousands of gallons of water just pouring out of that thing and pooling on the ground far below. there isn't even any kind of visible plumbing system to recycle the water. anshine is just dropping unspeakable amount of presumably FRESH water out of the town for LITERALLY NO REASON (except that they're evil but we'll get to that later). even worse, the water might be full of FOUNTAIN CHEMICALS. i've stuck my hand in a fair share of fountains and let me tell you the water in those has a smell that is simply not right. that CANNOT be good for the ocean, or any tributaries the sanctuary passes over. fuck, if it moves, it might even douse unsuspecting cities and people. absolutely disgusting

4. THEY BROKE THE CLOCKTOWER. i don't know HOW they managed that but it's NORMAL now. they did the equivalent of turning the TARDIS into a normal fucking telephone box. no more time travel, no more shenanigans, no more love or light or joy in my life. now it is just full of machinery (dull and gray no doubt)-- and for what? ONE (1) STAR. that place used to be a proper world, and anshine subsumed it into their dystopian idea of what a town should be. fuck, if they'd just left it alone they could have used it to go back and save stratosfear early once they found out the truth. we all know the second star savior didn't really do shit in the last bossfight. i hope they regret it, but i know their regret will never match or satisfy the sheer hatred in my heart

5. back to my passion, PUBLIC INFRASTRUCTURE, i must ask, after seeing some of the structures in star sanctuary: why? why? genuinely. why? why did they do this. why are there no proper houses or sewage system or anything townlike anymore, why is it all replaced with. with NONSENSE now. sure maybe they abolished capitalism, but there must have been better things to utilize your limited resources (surely they had a limited amount of rock for the sanctuary to build with. surely they did not just scoop huge chunks of marble and granite and other minerals out of unsuspecting mountains. that could be another crime all on its own, but it is only a theory alas) on than "random obstacle course with two red coins in it." do the angels just sleep on the ground. what do they do all day. god i hope they have some kind of enrichment in the temples that isn't just the obstacle courses. why is star sanctuary, the only world that has actual people living in it, like this. why why why why why

6. speaking of the people. their NAMES. why are they all just named after forms of weather? "hail" "storm" etc etc did anshine not have a single other idea? why are they naming these angels like the table of contents of a weather book for kids. anshine isn't even a weather name they had ABSOLUTELY NO REASON to go for a theme. these are angels, PEOPLE, not fucking beanie babies. i thought one of the angels standing near hail was named stone and i thought to myself "that's fucking stupid but they would wouldn't they" and then realized it actually wasn't but the fact i thought that says a lot about society. fuck, why are they naming these people at all? didn't they have names before? y'know, since they were maytown residents?? WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM, ANSHINE??? DID YOU MAKE THEM FORGET? or are they just so brainwashed by you that they'll take on whatever stupid name you give them? fuck. i'm just realizing it now. star sanctuary is a CULT. anshine's probably been doing evil shit for years and they just let them get away with it because they've warped their senses of morality so much.

7. at the end of adventure forward 1, the star savior brought anshine 51 stars. we know that the stars are incredibly powerful, but you must note the eyes on the things. they are, if not sentient, at least sapient. we also know that star sanctuary is sustained on the power of the stars, which must be somewhere near limitless considering it's supported a floating city for 300+ years. which brings us the question: how, exactly, did they get the energy out of these stars? are they capable of boiling water to turn a turbine? i highly doubt it, considering the star saviors collected them without any protective gear, the same going for any radiation arguments. but how many ways are there really to generate (magical) power? i have a feeling that whatever went down was not vegan, and definitely not ethical. furthermore, what if the energy is not limitless? has anshine been using up those poor stars and then discarding their shriveled, empty husks? the idea disgusts me. the stars deserved better. the first star savior collected them because they fell from their rightful place in the sky, and anshine had no right to cast their (debatable) souls into the slavering maw of their dystopia

i could go on, i really could. i should. but my time is limited. i hope you get the picture. really, if you don't mind selfcest, i would recommend choosing stratosfear as your wife/husband/thing instead. please. you deserve so much better than anshine

i accidentally developed an f/o of one of the trud killers. save me. ohhhh guest 666 how i love u

- trud fictive non (ive been here before and thats what my last one said so its my identity here now(

i’m 1 step away from self shipping with anshine af2…

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