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have a tea party!! With yummy cakes and cookies and with your hellish friend,of course

Damien: "....This is boring"

"Hm, I think it's really nice~"

Damien: "...."

"Damie did you just set the table on fire-"

Damien: "I didn't mean to!'

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What are your hobbies? Do you enjoy doing anything outside of school?

"I enjoy art! It's one of my many hobbies, my good fellow! See this drawing I have here of me and Damien! It's one of my favorites, really! And I don't just enjoy art but I balance my creativity with sports!"

"Like this! I do sports for our school! I'm a part of the archery club! I'm actually.. the only kid in the archery club! But other than that, I do dogeball! I even won us to the tournament once! Oh, it was so fun, and the other kids seem to actually be having fun and talking to me!! It was so fun!! I do feel bad for.. breaking Kyle's nose.. I still think it's a little crook to this day, heh.. then we have football! I do enjoy it.. but.. they always forget my helmet! And I usually hurt my nog! But it's ok because after I get to talk to our wonderful nurse! And sometimes Damien comes in the nurse too because he's "burning up" all the time!"

"I also enjoy dancing! Oh, it's so lovely! Damien talks about how since he's a prince that one day he'll be able to throw a ball! I really hope he invites me when that day comes! Oh, I'd dress my best I would! And I'd be so good and wear my best suit! But damie never seems that excited for that idea.. even tho I think he enjoys dancing with me!"

"Then we have flower picking! I love to pick up flowers and give them a little sniff! Or put them in my hair or make a flower crown! I once made Damien one, and he went on a rant about how he's now a king since he had a proper crown! But usually, if I just hand him an individual flower, he looks at it like he's gonna eat it and then just sets the thing on fire! He sure does enjoy his fire. I heard he got in trouble with Mrs. tucker because he went and burnt down her garden she was growing with Craig and his sister! He never really provides a reason to why he burns stuff down I'm always curious if he does it fully on purpose or if he just has intrusive thoughts or maybe it's like a itch he has to scratch! Or is he one of those pyro-something people! Oh dear.. I hope it's not that does that mean he'd be sick then? I don't want my friend to be sick.. but speaking of damie let's ask what his hobbies are!"

"Damien! What's some stuff you enjoy doing hm?"

Damien: "I enjoy watching the flames of damnation burn at whatever reaches its flickering grasps!"

"Oh ok! What else do you enjoy any more hobbies?"

Damien: "Prank calls on the skitzo blonde boy! I find his screams amusing!!"

"Damie! Oh thats.. that's rude! Do you only do that to poor tweek?"

Damien: "Nope!"

"Oh, um.. ok, what else, my friend!"

Damien: "Hm.. well I do enjoy music.."

"Oh yes! The.. loud screaming music that hurts my ears! Yes, that sure does bring you joy! Why don't you tell them more, damie. Don't be shy!"

Damien: "IM NOT! I'm not SHY, don't say that! Hm.. well I enjoy my music! Usually I like it at the loudest volume! To the point that your whole body feels like it vibrating and your brain is pounding! That's not the only thing I enjoy load I also like watching movies! And gore flims! One full of screams and-"

"Oh, Damien! Why don't you tell them about the video games we play! You love playing those types of games as well as watching them!"

Damien: "AH YES! I love to play manhunt! Usually, I'll invite Pip over to my human home. Due to him still being alive so he can't come back to hell with me without the possibility of getting hurt! So i have my dad set up the TV there so we can play! Pip always gets scared when I'm hunting, but he does cheer me on to kill others!"

"Oh damie heh.. don't put it like tha- that sounds bad-"

Damien: "What it's true! You always get really close in case you have to hide like a scaredy cat, but bark compliments and orders in my ear! Then when I offer you to play you always go "oH! nO ThAnk Ya' DaMIe I'M tErRiBLe bAd aT gAmEs iLL JuSt WoTch YoU"

"Oh heh.. well yes-"

Damien: "SEE! I'm ONCE again, right!'

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Do you think you are in love with Damien?

"Oh yes... Damien, when I see him, he makes me feel like this! I drew some photos"

"My heart feels like it's gonna leap out my chest! And all I can do is stare. Sometimes, I feel rude because staring at damie is rude, but I just don't know what to do! And even worst I've thought about what would happen if I asked him out.."

"Id walk over with the most beautiful written note of my life, one confessing the feelings I have, yes"

"Id hand it to him, my hands a little sweating! And shakey, but I'd be swift with it!"

"Then damie would read it.."

"Look at me.."

"Then set all my loving words on fire! And start scolding me on "THE SON OF SATAN NEEDS NO LOVE HOW DARE THO I SHALL MAKE YOU PARISH!!" Then after that he would.."

"Throw the letter on the ground.."

"Pick me up with his strong arms for such a little body, and by now, his tail would have popped out it tends to pop out when he feels strong emotions.."

"Then slame me on the ground! Using my body as a new bondfire! And I'd just sit there and burn while crying! And the worst part is this is the BEST option that will happen if I tell him! So yes I do but... I shall never tell I cherish our friendship too much..."

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Pip do you still hate the french and what's your opinion on Ze Mole/Christophie and Gregory? Does your hate if the French affect your opinion on them?

"Oh yes. French people are the WORST. But Gregory wasn't the worst! He really was a gentleman i just don't understand how he got everyone to like him so quickly when I've been trying to do it for years! They didn't even make fun of his accent and started a revolution on Canada!!... you know after that I haven't seen him since! You know, after Wendy rejected him and stuff.. hm.. wounder where he is now!"

"His friend, tho.. chris.. oh dear, he was too French down to the accent. And his nickname "ZEE mole" I do feel bad for him tho.. he seemed to have an overbearing mother, and his death was.. tragic, oh, being maul by dogs js horrible it pulls at my heart i dont think i can talk badly about a dead man.. oh, well, i already did. Oh dear, well, um.. as much as I hate French people, I could tell he really was a good lad! All he needed to do was learn how not to be French. I could have taught that nastiness right out him! Give him some gentleman classes! ... plus, he smelled like smoke all the time kinda like damie does"

"You know that musky smoke smell? I must say it tickles my nose in the right way! So I think we all could have gotten along! Damien would be friends with them. I feel so I should, too!"

"Heh.... friends with.. with French people.. yep! Heh!"

" .....i could fix them I could knock that stubborn French out of them!"

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Do any of you have… a special lil someone? Like a playground crush? *winky winky, nudge nudge* >:3

"Oh let's go ask Damien I know my answer but I'm so curious on what his is!"

"Oh damie! Do you have a crush on anyo-"

Damien: "No."

"....."

"Well I do!"

Damien: "WHAT?!??! WHO?!?! PIP?! WHO!! WHO IS IT?!?!?"

"Oh, you know no one~"

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"Oh, my good friends! I must tell you about this happy, wonderful dream I had! Oh, it made me so happy!"

"So! Last night, I was in bed, all snuggled up in bed like the other orphan boys! My eyes started to drift off and flutter softly! And then Damien was there! In my dream, I mean! And he looked at me and invited me to dance! So naturally I said yes to my best friend! And we danced! Oh, it was wonderful. I even got to dip him! Because I was leading the dance! It looked like this!!"

"Don't tell Damien I drew this"

"Oh.. how I wish it could be true.."

"...Oh I have a bad idea.. Oh geez I think I'll ask him if he'll dance with me now!"

"he said yes"

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"Herbert's in heaven" UHHHHH OH LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Oh dear!! I don't think my friend damien would lie! We don't do name calling here right dam-"

"...Damien what.. what are you doing good fellow-"

Damien: "THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE THOU TOUNGE SHALL PARISH!!"

"Oh dear.. Damien no need for violence! And get off that poor imps back they aren't a stepping stool!"

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Sup pip, I have a question for both you and your feisty fellow to answer!

for pip - Are you still in contact with Estella and Pocket?

for damie - Do you feel remorse after blowing pip up?

"Oh well, pocket is sadly in heaven flapping away! While estella said she would rather kill herself than talk to me again outside of London! I don't think she really meant it! But I haven't talked to her since!"

"I do wounder about her tho.. like if she's OK! Or if she's made any friends? She seemed lonely with her wired mother and a big castle by herself.. perhaps she'll visit one day! Or I can contact her with this phone! Ah I'm sure she'd love to catch up!"

Damien: "Tsk.. no. The spawn of the antichrist has no such feelings."

Damien:"...."

Damien:"maybe a little.."

"Oh damie!"

Damien:"Don't blink your eyes at me like that!! Or I'll hit you again!!"

Damien:"I said stop it!!"

"Oh! I just can't help it!! Your finally opening up!!"

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I just found this blog, seems very neato I must say! Now, I wonder, is Pocket dead? I've heard rumors that he had died unfortunately so and if he is did he go to hell and did Damien see him?

"Oh dear.. Yes, my good friend pocket is dead he's been dead for a bit after my trip to London! But damie here has ensure me he's in heaven! I even drew a photo look!"

"Oh I bet he loves it up there!"

"Oh, isn't that just right, damie! You saw him flutter up to the sky's yourself didn't you!"

Damien: "....mhm-"

Damien: "Yes. Heaven. He's safe and living the life in heaven. He would be nowhere else being a.. eh, gentleman?"

"Oh golly, yes!! Oh, I bet all that hard work paid off, hm! Fluttering above the sky!"

Damien: "You should qstop all that good talk of heaven It is gonna make me sick."

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How does Damien react to holy water? Does he burn or just hiss at it? Does he melt?? I’m a curious moron.

"Oh dear, I dont know the words to explain this, so I drew you some photos! I'm am not the best artist, so bare with me!"

"This is the face he makes when holy water is close! I found this out when he walked by the church! He gets wide-eyed like a cat and hisses at it! With his little hair spikes sticking up! See the arrow I drew?

"Then when he smells it too much, he gets a horrible headache! And his pupils go sideways kinda like a goat! But.. it isn't fun to watch.. I always feel so oh horrible.."

"Then, if it touches him, he gets a nasty burn! One like a burn victim! That means kid cartmen threw some on damie once, and I think it's one of the only times I've seen him cry.. it was horrible. I'd hate to see what happens if more then a splash got on him!"

"And the last phase is he gets really sick. I'm talking REALLY sick he can't leave bed! And he looks dead! Oh, it's horrible, and he doesn't act normal he acts slow and weak, oh dear, it's horrible, really.. but I don't think it can make him melt! Or harm him to death!.. I hope? I don't really know. I've been too nervous to ask him since cartman splashed him he was so tired and hurt, and I felt so bad! Or when I brought him close to the church because the orphanage makes me go on Sundays and he started to get headaches and hissing!"

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Do you enjoy being friends with Damien? And why?

"Oh yes! You see, Damien might have a sharp tongue and be the son of Satan, but he really is a hinny!"

Damien: "Is that an insult?!?!?"

"Oh dear, no, no! It's a nice word, I promise indeed, I promise! Hmm, now as to why I'd be friends with the boy who blew me up to impress those other mean boys is because he didn't mean to! You can just tell he wanted acceptance, so instead of holding a grunge, I picked myself back up brush off my hat and found the lad just about to leave for hell! I marched over and asked nicely-"

Damien: "he begged me."

"Oh Damien, i didn't beg! Don't twist my words! And if i did, it didn't take much because you sure did accept! And that's when I found out he's just as much as an outcast as me! And secretly, really sw-"

"Ow.."

"He's really sweet tho but he doesn't quite understand how to articulate his words or actions yet, but I'm trying to help him open up! And I can tell he does really enjoy my company unlike the others! Plus he makes me laugh"

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What’s ur opinion on Tim Tams? ALSO, HI DAMIIIII!!! :] 🫶

"OH I LOVE TIM TAMS!! my favorite is strawberry's and crea-"

Damien: "They taste gross."

"...if they taste gross why do you always steal some from my platter?"

Damien: "Don't listen to him. I don't do that."

"damie, you know it's ok to like a sweet treat -"

Damien: "THE SON OF SATAN DOESNT ENJOY SWEETS SHUT UP!!"

"Mhmmm~"

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You mentioned a blonde triangle-human with a top hat Damien was looking at in the last post. Was it perhaps Bill Cipher? He’s a character from a TV show called Gravity Falls!

"Oh let me ask him! Damien! Damien come here!"

"Oh, look at this comment. Is this the person you were looking at?"

Damien: "...were you watching over my shoulder."

"Oh dear... yes, here, let me search for this character! Get a better look!"

"Whats a sexy tumbler man?"

Damien: "...."

"Damie-?"

Damien: "...I'm not answering that."

"O-oh.. well um I guess we'll move on-"

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"Oh dear how do I work this thing! Is it ok?"

"Ello?"

"Ah!"

"There we go! Oh golly, this is amazing! Look you can see my good friend damien back there, yes? Hello damie!"

"Ok, you might be intrigued how I'm here! Well, damien here got me my own phone! For I don't have to get detention again for drawing pentagrams at recess to play! But then I heard or eh.. don't tell, but SAW him scrolling on this tumbler app looking at a wired eh, blonde? Triangle- human? Top hat wearing gentlemen! And thought, oh, how lovely this seems fun!! Maybe I can make more friends! So um ello!! Feel free to ask questions hm?"