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PINK!!!!!!!!!

52 DAYS TO OFF

qotd: what's your favorite color, reader?

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guy who will take any and every opportunity to call himself your husband …. introduces himself as such if he meets someone new and you are with him. if not he’ll slip in a ”my spouse is waiting for me at home, i need to head back.” or ”well, i wouldn’t be a very good husband if i didn’t know how to cook.”

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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What is wrong with him why is he like this (I’m madly in love with him)

57 DAYS TO OFF

Qotd: what's your favourite quote from off?

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love the trope of being created for some nasty high purpose - You Were Meant To Destroy Them All™ - and the character instead finds empathy and hope. good shit right there.

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Can you draw Zacharie?

i enjoy drawing from your requests :o)

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

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62 DAYS TO OFF

Qotd: what's your favorite off character and why?

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The saltwater crocodile has the strongest bite force ever recorded in a lab, thanks to their massive and extremely stiff jaw muscles. These muscles are specifically designed to clamp down, but they're not as well suited for opening the jaw. A saltie's mouth can be held shut with just a few layers of duct tape! ©NatGeo

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For comedic effect I made it as low quality as possible

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is this anything guys/ got jumpscared by a piece where i saw fem zach and got so excited til i realized it was JUST gender swap sugarie.... LESBIAN SUGARIE FOR YOUR SOULS happy pride month off fandom

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I would love to see Zacharie from OFF. His first mask, preferably

Hopefully this is his first mask! I’ve never played this game.

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IT’S A MONTH AWAY GODDAMMIT

IT’S SO CLOSE YET SO FAAAAARRRRRRRRR

AUGUST 15!!!!

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zacharie’s miau as the volume tester when you go to the settings to adjust it

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Ok I locked in and watched 2 livestreams of Deltarune chapters 3 & 4 I’m not gonna spoil anything so dw but holy shit

My brain is still digesting everything from the new chapters I’m so scared of what’s gonna happen in the OFF remake since we’re getting new bosses and possibly new zones because what if the lore gets sadder and more fucked up 😀 IM TRYING TO PROCESS DELTARUNE HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE THE OFF REMAKE