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all dreams become ash at dawn
#hsr#I am so behind because i got stuck fighting a bug#so i have no context of what’s happening#but this is SO pretty#love love love
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I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive
#txt#its also my go to argument for people complaining - sometimes something is not made for you and that’s okay
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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once again in shambles emotionally bc of this fictional character (diluc genshin impact)



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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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Inside, it rained.
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officially the best line in The Odyssey
#me talking to patients#sometimes if i fuck up in the first call when i call back i pretend im someone else and blame past me for the mishap lol#shitpost
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If wishes were.
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executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-
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i know we'll reunite one day, up there in the clouds
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I love my tragic twins with a stupid last name. Fenrys and Connall ever tangled, ever unravelling. Pulling away and drawn together. Love and hate are two sides of the same coin, after all.
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Fenrys Moonbeam
(requested by somebody on instagram 😊)
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