podcastwizard

[podcastwizard]

that's MY president game master

[podcastwizard]

no weapons, even playing field. no third option because the rule of threes requires choosing the third option and i want honest opinions

[podcastwizard]

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

[podcastwizard]

no weapons, even playing field. no third option because the rule of threes requires choosing the third option and i want honest opinions

[podcastwizard]

hey you seem cool, let’s go seek our fortunes together. don’t invite our kind-hearted and gentle-mannered youngest brother, though, he’s super fucking lame.

do you ever get the feeling that if you were in a fairytale you’d be the morality lesson. i think i’m biologically predisposed to being tricked by a magic bird.

[podcastwizard]

no weapons, even playing field. no third option because the rule of threes requires choosing the third option and i want honest opinions

[podcastwizard]

do you ever get the feeling that if you were in a fairytale you’d be the morality lesson. i think i’m biologically predisposed to being tricked by a magic bird.

[podcastwizard]

I love her 

[podcastwizard]

every day I think about little dancer, the musical about the subject behind degas’ little dancer statue that premiered at the kennedy center in 2014. they never recorded a cast album so there are only a few clips online and when i think about it too long i start foaming at the mouth

[podcastwizard]

the heart shaped locket with a portrait of my nemesis inside stays ON during sex

[podcastwizard]

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world's bs

[podcastwizard]

i found a mysterious potion in my cabinet but the label is entirely in french. im sure nothing bad will happen if it drink it

[podcastwizard]

A wish bounced off the moon and broke up on reentry, blanketing the southwestern USA in shards of high velocity desire.

[podcastwizard]

not sure how much longer ill be able to handle things costing money

[podcastwizard]

[girl who would like to take a break from being a person voice] yeah no I'm just a little tired today

[podcastwizard]

we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

[podcastwizard]

as another 'in bed by midnight' person who also likes to go clubbing, you have to let the exhaustion bring you into a lucid dreaming/manic-like state where you are just Going and Dancing. alcohol can help but ime it's not necessary, the one thing is if you ever take a minute to calm down, you will not be ablet to start again

Love this advice. Go manic on the dance floor girl. Do NOT sit down