so this is where I share the weird things my husband says
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I took my pig on a walk and he ate an expensive mushroom!! I have weeeeird hobbies!
#shitpost#shitposting#my husband says some weird stuff#mushroom#mushrooms#mycology#truffles#truffle#truffle mushroom#foraging
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*him playing a planet game* You're not crossing the border this time, Mexico
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I was re-alivened by your sexiness
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*me feeding him a banan split* Can i get some banana in my next bite? That's what she said
#shitposting#my husband says some weird stuff#shitpost#blowjov#suck it#i love him#so much#he's so cute#he's so silly#he's my soulmate#he's what hozier sings about
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The gentleman's code of honor: ladies cum first
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This is my preface post. This is where I'll share all the weird stuff my husband says. There'll be some good ones, so stick around XD
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