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In my opinion, thicc thighs are amazing.

But, if you consider that you need to shrink em a bit, that is nothing that some exercise and good alimentation can't fix, i support you.

<3

I need my thighs to be half their size

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oh to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc

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Press Y to honk is now the new press F to pay respects

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The duality of man

Second goose cortecy of a friend of mine, titled: El Ganso

Untitled Goose Doodle

Honk honk

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Untitled Goose Doodle

Honk honk

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

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AL L GOBLINS AR VALID,,, U SWINE,,,,,, LIK,, NOOOO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

:((((((£(((

I'M GONNA SAY IT

Green goblins >>> Any other color of goblins

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Idk what Alex Hirsch is on, but i kinda want some

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when u pour tons of time and energy into making everything Look Nice for a guest coming over and they get there and your house still looks like this

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*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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me on my way to steal ur girl

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Fans of UGG hear me out rn:

Goosecore:

Mess with people for the sake of it

Lakes

Will attack if bothered

Bread

Steal stuff and toss it in a lake/pond

H O N K

Will attack in general tbh

Park aesthetic

Confident af

Think aboot it

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ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch

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That' a big goose u got there eh

Oh

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If there's something lost

In your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?

Goosebusters