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thande pani ki botal mein ye jiya duba sa rehta hai

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allez allez

jane remover in 2021: i have no friends :(

jane remover in 2023: My flesh is ripped apart by the eyes of a thousand men; the one I love is staring down the barrel of a gun and now we're both bleeding out on the bed in the hotel room...

jane remover in 2025: I PEGGED SATAN

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Paani toh pila de

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STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME THIS IS NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

im jus bein str8 up sista quit freakin out

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Smoking a cigarette out on the balcony but the cigarette has goodnight gold flash ultra jasmine flavor liquid in it

I want to sleep so bad but these stupid mosquitoes MY EYES ARE RED LET ME SLEEP PLEASE ILL INHALE THE GOODNIGHT LIQUID NOW

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the joke is definitely on me

Haven't opened Spotify in a week

My music addiction is cured ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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yeah these fan theories are going to get me on trial some day

I prefer calling people's opinion of me fan theories.

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borders cease to exist when the great massage commences

Cairy mai pink salt, sugar aur mirchi daalke acche se massage karke khana chaiye. Ekdum alag level.

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Wait for that one song that you start thinking of and then open spotify just to look it up and there are you are, 3 hours later stranded on a highway singing patakha guddi

Haven't opened Spotify in a week

My music addiction is cured ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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im low, unsurprisingly

our average is mid

that sentence is more depressing than it should be

Chat why are you more popular than me in 2 days (i haven't received this many asks in the entire year)

Battle of mid

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Chat why are you more popular than me in 2 days (i haven't received this many asks in the entire year)

Battle of mid

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need two dogs named romo and fobi now

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Maybe you're the one who's not tasteful ayushee leave the poor little idlis alone

If you're presented with a triangle dosa with aalu in the middle then let me tell you how to eat it. First eat the dosa right above the aalu because it's already coated with aalu so you don't need more aalu for it. After you've made a hole big enough to access the aalu you can continue to eat the rest of the dosa however you like. I like eating the soft bits first and then the crispy ones at the end. This way you don't have to destroy the whole dosa to access the aalu.

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crazy ass show ong

I fw this show heavy

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the way they introduced all the characters in the theme song and it was so cute and funny and cool omg

These cocomelon ipad kids will not understand the thrill of waking up at 6 AM just to dress fastly for school and sit in front of television to watch thomas and his friends, gali gali sim sim while your mummy comb your hair as you gobble up your breakfast. And the regret when the school bus comes but the cartoon hasn't ended yet.

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is your pfp Diddy or my eyes doing the thing again

its j cole stopping you from committing sins at the traffic signal

I get the eyes thing i sometimes mistake myself for the person childhood me wanted to be