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"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

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hello. do you own a BUCKET? with a BUCKET, you can put lots of STUFF into it (possibly LIQUIDS, or maybe even SOLIDS). look no further, THE GENERAL STORE sells BUCKETS. buy one today.

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i want to dance like a bar maid

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i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

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my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove

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i want to be more of a woman than a man. i want to be more of a boy than a girl. fuck you gender

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PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.

Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:

But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.

Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:

If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.

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killing abusers together as a fun date night activity

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how to woo a lady gomez addams style?

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same feeling as when you're watching the death note musical and misa dedicates a song to kira. the absolute undeniable mismatch of vibes. i gotta feeling and the feeling is dread

can't explain it but i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas feels like crying in the club bathroom or being a wallflower at the school dance. does anyone else experience this

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can't explain it but i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas feels like crying in the club bathroom or being a wallflower at the school dance. does anyone else experience this

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i live in a copypasta. every day i could write a diary entry that sounds like something straight out of a tumblr tween's wattpad fanfic but i'm not prepared to face myself yet. however i did spill my secrets to a pretty tgirl at the club last night and the way she absolutely cackled laughing ... girl i am right there with you

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some of you really need to remember, and i mean seriously internalize, that some of the idiots you're seeing online are 12 year olds who have no club penguin to run to. so they're jumping into discourse spaces with bad opinions because they simply do not have the context and have not learned basic research and fact checking skills, especially how to keep up with the fabric of the internet rotting beneath their feet while they try to learn to walk

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CARBS ‼️

PROTEIN ‼️

FRUIT AND VEG ‼️

THATS HOW YOU MAKE A MEAL ‼️

YOU SHOULD BE DOING THIS EVERY TIME ‼️

why does nobody know how to balance a meal? how to effectively choose burger ingredients so that they harmonize in your mouth? why am i having to pay out of pocket to modify the meal from your menu just to get a decent portion of a vital food group? were none of you taught in school how to choose what to eat? how did you open a business selling the things you do and why do people buy and consume the things you sell? has the world gone mad?

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each time i open the tumblr app i find a funky fresh new fandom that the autistics have begun drooling over. meanwhile i am consuming dozens of hours of content on the one thing that my brain will produce dopamine for right now. i can't get into another fandom for another few years sorry folks

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oh to be a simple mountain man. making a living fur trapping and trading.

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(with a tone you might take when approaching a scared bunny) what are you afraid of white boy?