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Goldcrest/kungsfågel. Värmland, Sweden (April 11, 2021).

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There is a compilation video that consists entirely of sneak-shots of Sephiroth yawning.

He has found that watching it on repeat is one of the most reliable ways of putting himself to sleep when he needs to keep odd hours, and he lodges a formal complaint against the PR department when they finally get around to copyright-striking it. Luckily, they have a copy on hand for legal purposes and Turks are able to wheedle it out of them for his personal use.

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Weird bird alert! by Steve Large American Bittern (Botaurus lentiginosus)

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AU in which Angeal taunts Genesis into un-defecting (and also beating Angeal up) by threatening to donate his book collection to charity.

Genesis might have been able to brush it off except that the charity Angeal mentioned was exactly the worst.

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congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever

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shitass attitude

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Little Genseph doodle!!

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Genesis, like most other people living in company housing, makes a lot of noise about moving out and getting some space.

But, deep down inside, he suspects that few other buildings in Midgar will have nearly as good a water pressure in the shower.

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So I was watching a video on ptarmigans and it was mentioned that they dig burrows in the snow for shelter and protection. Which, cool! Burrowing bird! Then they showed this picture and

It's perfect

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[there was only one bed]

Cloud: *clinging desperately to the edge to avoid being squeezed off*

Zack: *wedged against Cloud's entire body*

Cloud: *clears his throat quietly*

Cloud: Zack, I'm starting to get pretty sweaty.

Zack: *mumbles in his sleep* S'all right, buddy. I don't mind.

Zack: *wriggles closer*

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Purple Martins (Progne subis), male, family Hirundinidae, order Passeriformes, Eastern U.S.

Photographs by Eva Bottelli 

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AU in which it's just Angeal's apple-stealing story retold Rashomon-style by an increasingly unreliable series of narrators.

Then Gillian lectures all of them, not least Angeal for embarrassing her with such silly stories, and would he stop telling people they are poor, for Gaia's sake!

Her version of the story is little better than an acid trip.

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Zack: Please, Seph, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. 

Sephiroth: I’m sorry Zack. 

Zack: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. 

Sephiroth: It has to be done. 

Zack:

Sephiroth:

Zack:

Sephiroth: *places +4* Uno.

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Green Heron (Butorides virescens), trying to catch a dragonfly, family Ardeidae, order Pelicaniformes, Eastern U.S.

photograph by James C Sengul

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Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.