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Jjk not trending on tumblr it’s a good day
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Achilles wouldn’t survive a day in doc martens
#achilles#homers iliad#silly#text post#slay#cryptic#girlblogging#funny#greek mythology#greek#mythology#doc martens
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writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.
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what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way
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Coming here from Pinterest to tell you that we all fucking love you over there
One of you fuckers needs to come over here and buy my god damn watch
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OUPPY DOGGIE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!
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Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see
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Guyss, new Sex Bob-Omb album!! (Real)(Not Fake)
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