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Hi, everyone. This is Eric’s brother. If you don’t know, Eric is the one who ran the accounts for HelluvaCEO, ProfessionalCatnapSimp, and all those other ones. I REALLY didn’t want to post this, considering all the drama that this could stir up, and I didn’t think anyone would believe me. Last night, I walked into Eric’s room in our apartment. I saw him laying there, a knife in his hand. He had stabbed himself a few times, and I saw that he had hung himself on the fan. I won’t go into too many details, but he used a ladder to tie the rope, and that’s when he stabbed himself, before hanging himself. I’m sorry for all the shit my brother caused. I didn’t want to see him die, but I felt I should’ve at least TOLD you all that you’ll be free from him. I wish I could’ve stopped him. Both from this chaos, and his suicide. I’m sorry, everyone. Hope you can forgive me for allowing him to cause this.

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Goodbye

as manY Of yoU knoW, I’m @HelluvaCEO. since I can’t fOrgive myself, i’m gonna kill myself iNstead! Today is the day it’ll happen. i’ve been a Bitch, and can’t livE with my stupid Fucking self, alRight? End of discussion, Everyone. Bye. sorry for making this such a shitshow.

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https://www.tumblr.com/loud-kid2/756008412327903232/my-librarian-computer-doesnt-want-to?source=share

OKAY THANK YOU I GET IT

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Court

This is between me, @librarian-computer, and @HelluvaCEO5.

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I meant again AFTER THIS.

I swear this man is creating a drinking game. 🤦🏽‍♀️

So far its ten shots now for all of his accounts.

Block him.

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I thought if we saw him AGAIN, then we would report him to the police?

I swear this man is creating a drinking game. 🤦🏽‍♀️

So far its ten shots now for all of his accounts.

Block him.

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OMFG, this dude is soooooo annoying! 😭

Everyone. He's back AGAIN.

I am fed up with him. I've seen everyone's texts. And if he contacts me again, I'm contacting the authorities. I will even talk to Tumblr themselves. IM DONE. At this point, its illegal and borderline harassment.

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Why don’t we all go inside? I wanna rizz up some… CHICKS. Hehehe.~

-KC

Guys, let's start a reblog story

HEAR ME OUT Y'ALL

Heavy is dead x smiling critters

Stupid, but trust me, it'll be fun

I'll start it *clears throat*

*whistles* Man it is a good day to be alive!

-DD

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Hello! I just want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind :D

1. Fav food?

2. Fav drink?

3. If you were a mermaid or an evil siren , what would you do?

4. When you saw Catnap for the first time, what were your thoughts?

Have a beautiful day & take this free hug as a token of my appreciation! *Gives hug* 🫂

Favorite Food: Catnap Pizza

Favorite Drink: Orange Soda

3: I would hypnotize Senpai Catnap into marrying me!

4: THIS IS MY HUSBAND. EVEN WHEN I’M A BOY.

Why do you ask?

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SEMPAI!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

they homeless catnap box him

Reblog = Adopted him

Like = Pat head

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(All characters are gender swapped, besides Uniquecorn. They/them.)

The Frowning Critters are:

Catfeine: Happy, always awake Catnap

Dogpressed: Depressed version of Dogday

Wimpin Chicken: Cowardly Kicken

Floppy Flopzee: Lazy, sleepy Hoppy

Icky Piggy: Picky Piggy, but their a picky eater

Dumba Dummaphant: Basically the name

Groddy GrudgeBear: Angry, hateful Bobby

Uniquecorn: Craftycorn, but not creative AT ALL.

So hey, uh, you familiar with the “Frowning Critters”? If you are, just curious but, what would your rendition of those characters be in the Cartoon Smiling Critters universe you made? I’m kinda curious on what your take in the characters would be.

i know what the frowning critters are, kinda, but i had never thought in a ''opposite'' version of the critters, the most i had thought is a ''evil'' version, aka with the same powers and name but like the lake mirror episode in MLP.

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So hey, uh, you familiar with the “Frowning Critters”? If you are, just curious but, what would your rendition of those characters be in the Cartoon Smiling Critters universe you made? I’m kinda curious on what your take in the characters would be.

i know what the frowning critters are, kinda, but i had never thought in a ''opposite'' version of the critters, the most i had thought is a ''evil'' version, aka with the same powers and name but like the lake mirror episode in MLP.

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Reblog for sympathy for Charlie.

CHARLIE PLEASE STAY WITH ME!!

EVERYONE!! PLEASE HELP ME!!

@chibichax

SHE IS MY WORLD SHW IS MY EVERYTHING PLEASE FUCKING STAY WITH ME MY BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO WEEKS!!! PLEASE BE ALIVE FOR THAT!! PLEASE HELP ME!! IM FUCKING TRYING!! ITS BEEN TWEENTY MINUTES!!

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(Grabs the Catnap one, and clones it a few times for the others, before looking at everyone and hissing like a possum, and crawling away with the Squishmallow like the creature I am.)

Heheehe-

I squismellowfied the critters-

Witch one your fave?

i want the chicken!

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…so, I know this is a bad time, but… Catnap?~

Two Questions, if that’s okay:

Catnap:

(Rips off outfit, wearing a wedding dress)

WEDDING DAY, SENPAI!!!!!!!

Also, Hoppy:

Mmmmmmm… No. Kicken is NONE of those things. He’s narcissistic. (I will not elaborate on why I hate Kicken)

Ask Amber Anything 2128

Meanwhile..

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REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!