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Life is so much better when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you how bad it is

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I saw an Instagram post with a Pacu in it, a South American fish and I wanted to know more and this was on the wiki page??

LMAOOOO ball-biter sack-sucker fish

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It’s fitting that I got my invitation to ao3 at 1:27 am

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Men whimpering and begging and whining and

Does it make sense to be woman but like men in a gay way

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Like men are so fucking hot but sooooo gayly

Does it make sense to be woman but like men in a gay way

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Does it make sense to be woman but like men in a gay way

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I wish fingerless gloves were like a big thing because I would wear the fuck outta them

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Zoro’s voice in the anime hehehehehe

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Everyone is a bot and I’m sick of it

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Okay so I started reading the manga, and up to the start of chapter 109 I’ve gathered that Zoro is always dying and/or sleeping, Sanji will flirt with a brick if there’s lipstick on it, and I am oddly attracted to Arlong

Shut up

It was when the gun was in his mouth shut up

This isn’t exactly giving my take on every single chapter like a college professor but that seems like overkill, right?

Will I gain a following if I say I’m gonna try to watch the entirety of One Piece in under a month and write about my findings like a college professor

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Okay so I’m in college and I’ve decided that it is not smart to try and do this while also taking classes. The only way I will actually watch One Piece is if I challenge myself (at least that’s what it feels like) but summer seems like a much better time to do this

Will I gain a following if I say I’m gonna try to watch the entirety of One Piece in under a month and write about my findings like a college professor

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Will I gain a following if I say I’m gonna try to watch the entirety of One Piece in under a month and write about my findings like a college professor

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Pussy

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Waist not for holding? But. It’s perfect for my hands.

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My mom just said you can watch Wheel of Fortune without sound and listen to Family Feud without watching. She’s right

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Am I the only one that likes being swaddled? Warm under two layers? Comfortably toasted in a long sleeved shirt and jacket or a hoodie like I get cold so easily maybe someone can h old m

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actually i deserve to have glowing yellow eyes and teeth a little sharper than normal. i earned it