she/they friendly neighborhood neurodivergent I write because I don't have enough space in my brain for all these silly goofy stories
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quackingcrow420 · 3 hours ago
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I read one(1) problematic fanfiction and now I endorse all evil things in this world
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quackingcrow420 · 8 hours ago
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as long as i'm not pregnant my life is never at its very worst
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quackingcrow420 · 9 hours ago
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A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.
-Replacing his vitimens with poision
- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.
- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.
-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?
- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.
-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway
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quackingcrow420 · 11 hours ago
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one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
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quackingcrow420 · 20 hours ago
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Apparently, not everyone got yelled at for fucking up carpet lines as a kid...
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quackingcrow420 · 21 hours ago
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quackingcrow420 · 22 hours ago
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"Just tell them no."
"Just set a boundary."
DO YOU THINK I'D BE IN THIS FUCKING MESS IF I WAS CAPABLE OF DOING THAT?!
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quackingcrow420 · 24 hours ago
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feeling intrepid. going to add an egg to my terrible instant noodles
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quackingcrow420 · 1 day ago
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Those could literally be from my fic 🤣
It's nice to know I'm not the only one 🥲
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quackingcrow420 · 2 days ago
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Many such cases
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quackingcrow420 · 2 days ago
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one of the most boring lessons I’ve learned is that when a task feels overwhelming, you just have to start doing it. Even if you’re not sure how to do 90% of it, look for one small component that seems close and start there. Sometimes it’s reading one article on the topic, or searching one related term, or literally just googling how to do the task. Do anything other than thinking about it. The process of working on a thing inherently makes it less scary.
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September Prompts 🌻
Word prompts to use for doodling or writing
coffee smell
horizon
foggy mornings
juke box
lighthouse
bonfire
recipe book
windmill
gas station
wildflowers
bookmark
cave explorations
rosebushes
pine cones
nightlight
rocking chair
hitchhiking
lemon tree
vintage dress
bike ride
art museum
ghost town
blackberries
harvest moon
picture frames
dreamers
flower garland
ring bearer
color change
nightgown
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quackingcrow420 · 2 days ago
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Will Suguru give in to Satoru’s wishes?
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quackingcrow420 · 2 days ago
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This is God's Truth!
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