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can I bother u with an eddsworld quote
this blog may have been dead for like 2 years but sure king <3
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Alex: When was I born?
Jeff: Who said you were born?
Evan: When was he hatched?
Jeff: You were a science project.
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"Well stab me in the neck and call me gay!"
- HABIT (everymanHYBRID)
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"A few stabs to the gut always jogs the ol' memory."
- Jerome Valeska
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Luther: Like.. Black darkness.
Five: As opposed to, what, yellow darkness?
Klaus: Personally, my favorite is green darkness.
Diego: Or red darkness.
Luther:
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Winter: Umber came upon the realization that I am a snarky bastard about a week ago
Qibli: It took him that long??
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"I realized why a good amount of my friends said they would we to live with me. I cook and bake when I'm stressed. And I'm always stressed."
-- Satou Rikidou probably
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"I'm big. I'm angry. I hate the moon. I hate my dad."
-- Luther Hargreeves at any given point
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"You speak fluent slander."
Five Hargreeves
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Thor: I don't know of any bisexuals other than Steve!
Tony: I am Right Here.
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Ted: You deserve better than a granola bar.
Paul: Aww
Paul: I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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"Tie me up, UwU."
Klaus Hargreeves
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I am 58, and I despise both of you.
Five Hargreeves, to Klaus and Diego when they tease him for looking like a 13 year old
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"My life is so BORING! Where's the drama? Where's the romance? Where's the adventure? Where's the bloodshed? Where's my nemesis, where there is extreme sexual tension between us as we battle with swords and are evenly matched so the tension can only rise?"
-- Roman Sanders
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Bram: TFW you mess up and type "lamo" and it autocorrects to lamp.
Simon: Maybe you're a lamp.
Bram: Then you must be a moth.
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Ace, waddling up to Joki on ice skates: I do not appreciate you and I do not love you.
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"I can't be a nerd--I don't even like Star Wars!"
-- Kevin Price
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