random-character-quotes
random-character-quotes
Character Quotes
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random-character-quotes · 4 years ago
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can I bother u with an eddsworld quote
this blog may have been dead for like 2 years but sure king <3
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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Alex: When was I born?
Jeff: Who said you were born?
Evan: When was he hatched?
Jeff: You were a science project.
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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"Well stab me in the neck and call me gay!"
- HABIT (everymanHYBRID)
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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"A few stabs to the gut always jogs the ol' memory."
- Jerome Valeska
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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Luther: Like.. Black darkness.
Five: As opposed to, what, yellow darkness?
Klaus: Personally, my favorite is green darkness.
Diego: Or red darkness.
Luther:
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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Winter: Umber came upon the realization that I am a snarky bastard about a week ago
Qibli: It took him that long??
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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"I realized why a good amount of my friends said they would we to live with me. I cook and bake when I'm stressed. And I'm always stressed."
-- Satou Rikidou probably
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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"I'm big. I'm angry. I hate the moon. I hate my dad."
-- Luther Hargreeves at any given point
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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"You speak fluent slander."
Five Hargreeves
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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Thor: I don't know of any bisexuals other than Steve!
Tony: I am Right Here.
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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Ted: You deserve better than a granola bar.
Paul: Aww
Paul: I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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"Tie me up, UwU."
Klaus Hargreeves
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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I am 58, and I despise both of you.
Five Hargreeves, to Klaus and Diego when they tease him for looking like a 13 year old
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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"My life is so BORING! Where's the drama? Where's the romance? Where's the adventure? Where's the bloodshed? Where's my nemesis, where there is extreme sexual tension between us as we battle with swords and are evenly matched so the tension can only rise?"
-- Roman Sanders
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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Bram: TFW you mess up and type "lamo" and it autocorrects to lamp.
Simon: Maybe you're a lamp.
Bram: Then you must be a moth.
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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Ace, waddling up to Joki on ice skates: I do not appreciate you and I do not love you.
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random-character-quotes · 6 years ago
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"I can't be a nerd--I don't even like Star Wars!"
-- Kevin Price
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