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”I like to stay within plausible deniability of the speed limit”

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MY TOPIC GOT APPROVED LETS GOOOO

For my English final I'm doing a project where I can research a topic of my choice. I'm going to do a thing on the evolution of snakes.

Im really hoping my teacher approves my topic cause agghhh I already have so much information that I can talk aboutttt

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For my English final I'm doing a project where I can research a topic of my choice. I'm going to do a thing on the evolution of snakes.

Im really hoping my teacher approves my topic cause agghhh I already have so much information that I can talk aboutttt

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Got some nice pictures of my 2 holdback motleys from last year. While I generally prefer babies that aren't nervous, they are often a bit easier to take photos of than one that trusts me

Case in point, Iniveru who wanted to climb onto my hand rather than sit nicely for a picture

And her brother Idonin was, while not nervous, at least willing to hold still for about 30 seconds

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One time I had a dream that I was at the zoo and a giant snake slithered out of its cage to greet me while a zookeeper just kinda ignored me (it was like as tall as my knees)

Dream me was extremely concerned, not because of the escaped snake, but because me handling it would be going against basic large snake handling rules. Never handle large snakes on your own, always have a second person around in case shit goes wrong.

I think this says a lot about me

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Dude titanaboa is so cool. Big ass prehistoric snake. 45 foot long snake.

They ate giant turtles and alligators, they only ate like 4-5 times a year, they were just generally cool.

JUST LOOK AT THAT THING

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Yknow what my favorite snake is? The Californian Red-Sided Garter. They're so pretty I love themmm. Such fun colors!!!

Also they're super social and sometimes do this:

whats not to love???

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Shoutout to the Arabian Sand Boa, worlds derpiest snake

Fun fact: They're one of only two species of boas who lay eggs instead of giving live birth!

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Btw, the first thought I had upon seeing it was that it reminded me of that one dinosaur sitcom from the 90s

Why? Idfk

Shoutout to the florida worn lizard

Neither a worm nor a lizard, just a dude

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The image is probably real. I'm just now dedicated to finding where it came from.

Shoutout to the florida worn lizard

Neither a worm nor a lizard, just a dude

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I got really excited cause one reddit post had a website name on the image

Tried going to the site

Got jumpscared with porn. Thanks for that reddit.

Shoutout to the florida worn lizard

Neither a worm nor a lizard, just a dude

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THE EARLIEST VERSION OF THIS PHOTO I COULD FIND SO FAR CALLED IT AN AJOLOTE. A FUCKING AJOLOTE.

AJOLOTE IS JUST SPANISH FOR AXOLOTL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shoutout to the florida worn lizard

Neither a worm nor a lizard, just a dude

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Okay so, snake pearls are a mythical thing that are said to come from cobra's heads (I think?)

I just found a website that sells them for crazy expensive

I still have not found the original image

Shoutout to the florida worn lizard

Neither a worm nor a lizard, just a dude

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ellooo fellow maggot here (it’s Al) had no idea we shared a name untill now! Cool

Hi Al! I think this blog's name is the only place I ever call myself Al. Why? No fucking clue. But still neat that we share the name!!

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Okay one version of the photo on google images took me to a website on snake pearls. I did not know this was a thing. I'm going down a rabbithole now.

On the site this photo is there with caption "snake with legs?"

I must google further

Shoutout to the florida worn lizard

Neither a worm nor a lizard, just a dude

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also honorable mention to the mexican mole lizard. This came up when I was looking for a florida worm lizard and I thought it was fake for a solid minute as I tried to find the origin of this photo

I'm currently hunting down this photo in specific just to verify that I was not double bamboozled

Shoutout to the florida worn lizard

Neither a worm nor a lizard, just a dude