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What if I just

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I’ve been away mainly because Yaoi, but also, I just had a thought and I’m a little pissed off. I just realized, I will never see my own skull. Like it’s mine, I should be able to see it if I wanna but I can’t. That’s so fucking stupid.

(Also the Yaoi I’m reading is Hold me Tight. I love it so fucking much)

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I had to explain to my aunt 9/11 pants and she goes “it was a tragedy. Why would someone joke about that.” And I look at her and said “just like how you joke about my miscarriage.”

why are 9/11 jokes so fucking funny like peak humor but why?

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I wanna run my hand over her thighs, and watch as she shivers, my hand going higher and higher until my hand meets the hem of her booty shirts, slipping my fingers under and find out she’s not wearing underwear and find her soaking wet. Then she puts her hand in mine, stopping me. Then we go back to watching the movie while she shifts on her seat of the couch. She likes to play around with my feelings, and she knows I’ll come back for more.

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WHY IS SO FUCKING HARD PUT A "FEM" IN FRONT OF THE "READER"???????

NOT EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING SITE IS A FEM OR USES FEM PRONOUNS YOU DUMB BITCH

NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO READ HALF OF A HISTORY ONLY TO GET A FEM NICKNAME OR A FEM PRONOUN THAT YOU TAKE OFF YOUR ASS

JUST PUT THE FUCKING FEM READER YOU ASSHOLE YOU NOT GOING TO DIE IF YOU PUT THREE FUCKING LETTERS IN FRONT THE READER

IS SO FUCKING HARD DEFENDING SOME AUTHORS BECAUSE THEY CONTINUE BEING DUMB

SOME MASC PEOPLE HAVE A FUCKING DYSPHORIA OR THEY DAY RUINED BY THAT

YOU WON'T LIKE IF WAS A MALE READER WITHOUT SAYING IS MALE, THEN PUT THE FEM READER BECAUSE WE DON'T LIKE EITHER

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Me and my cousins were making food in the kitchen and here’s a skit on how that went.

Me: *puts chicken on my plate*

Cousin1: one of us tells the truth the other one lies.

Me:*stabs cousins 1. Looks to cousins 2 is that one dying?

Cousins 2: *laughing* n-no *dies laughing.*

Cousin 1: why yes, those pants do make your ass look fat.

Me: *laughing.* *stops laughing.* Wait if (cousin 2) lies….

*moment of silence.*

*we all just bust out laughing.*

A separate incident, I thought cousin 1 was telling me being deaf causes diarrhea. But that’s a separate story.

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What did I just find on instagram. Darry on my 2025 cellular device?

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All I know is I’ve had 4 infections (working to get rid of 5) and was in the hospital 5 times this year. Worse part is I got into college, imma be a nurse.

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Do NOT pmo rn. FIRST OFF, wdym you drink milk unironically? You just grab a cup and pour milk into it? Not a bowl with cereal? SECOND, I’ve never broken a bone. But you get your ass that my cousin who drinks 1 1/2 gallons a WEEK has broken 4 bones. Did I break them? Sure. But if milk is such a home strengthening, why did they break so easily? SHUT UPPP!!! MILK TASTE BAD UNLESS YOU MARINATE IT IN CEREAL!!!

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Pack with what? My lunch?

[Fuck it. Draw on a mustache and pack your pants. Grunt and spread your legs when you sit. Be soft or be mean. Be a man.]

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Why are you such a nerd?

I’m not, don’t bully me.

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I don’t know when exactly it came out but my sister was obsessed with it and eventually I loved it too. It’s called shorts and it’s about this kid who thinks his life is unfair and then he goes to a rainbow and at the end is a rock. Not just any rock tho. A WISHING ROCK!! He wishes for something and boom, it comes true. Then the whole town finds out about it, and everyone is racing and this big city dude finds out about us and gets it and makes these giant transformers out of buildings and they are destroying the city and AHHHH. I don’t remember how it ends but that’s the jist of it.

i love boys with weird little obscure interests

like yes baby tell me all about your favorite movie that came out in 2001 that only you and 3 other people know about. You are the most gorgeous thing ever

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tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

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happy pride month remember you cant have a middle aged yaoi experience if you kill yourself

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dry humping should be desperate and needy. it should feel like you're trying to knock me up through 4 layers of fabric.

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Norah reading fae smut is the best thing ever. Like SAME! But also Ellen? Girl? I thought you were ride and die? WHAT!? HELLO!?