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New profile pic.

You can’t tell, but I’m cumming in this photo. 💜

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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION:

When you think about it, your girl having an OnlyFans account means she’s flexing on other people in your honour.

“Look at all of this woman my man is getting for free, whilst you’re just paying to jerk off to my photos. You’re paying off our collective college loans, mortgages, etc., and we’re only doing part-time work as waitstaff, so we have more time to film ourselves phuq at home, so that we can keep profiting off of your crippling social anxiety and accompanying loneliness.”

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You’re welcome. :P

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Enjoy. :P

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My “Deck the Halls” is out now! Link in bio. . #Queensland #qld #rjmorph #today #autism #awesome #autisticlivesmatter #archangelofsin #australia #soundcloud #december #fatty #funny #hilarious #kingofautism #lordofnipples #comedy #new #now #mentalhealth #depression https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq6KM9PABF5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qk3x4xkx9vm3

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First track of my new #Christmas EP is out now! Link in bio. #qld #Queensland #rjmorph #today #awesome #autism #archangelofsin #autisticlivesmatter #sunday #soundcloud #funny #hilarious #december #lordofnipples #new #now https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq3qvLJASML/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=csakah8vgzi8

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Whom’st’d’ve tryna be this n*gga? 😂 . #qld #queensland #rjmorph #today #awesome #archangelofsin #autism #autisticlivesmatter #funny #fatty #hilarious #kingofautism #lordofnipples #november #sunday #2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/BqAe2fDj84D/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=inmeuijzyehp

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Of all my Gold Rarity cards, this one’s my favourite. 💜 . #Queensland #qld #rjmorph #today #yugioh #rare #awesome #australia #archangelofsin #autism #autisticlivesmatter #gold #slifertheskydragon #egyptian #god #card #collectible #kingofautism #lordofnipples #new #now #november #thursday https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp69GnmAkdd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1llg38fsmymd

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Time for a totally healthy lunch. 😂 . #qld #Queensland #rjmorph #today #pepper #archangelofsin #awesome #australia #autism #autisticlivesmatter #drpepper #healthy #health #healthfood #kingofautism #lordofnipples #luckycharms #cinnamontoastcrunch #new #now #friday #november https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpq2ir5Dgxb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lmmpqok513cs

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Finna try this energy drink. 💜 . #Queensland #qld #rjmorph #today #awesome #archangelofsin #autisticlivesmatter #autism #duff #thesimpsons #simpsons #friday #kingofautism #lordofnipples #new #now #november https://www.instagram.com/p/BpqnYLPjKRx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iimrwlzo5c6u

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It’s finally on YouTube, guys.

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My Mjølnir pendants. First pendant was given to me in Denmark back in 2006. I used to wear it all the time until I bought the second one. Second pendant, I bought on eBay in December of 2012, and I’ve worn it every day since, coz I didn’t wanna risk losing the first one. Third and fourth ones, I bought on eBay, although I don’t remember when. It was sometime between 2013 and 2015. . #qld #Queensland #nsw #newsouthwales #2012 #2006 #2013 #2015 #rjmorph #today #archangelofsin #awesome #australia #autism #autisticlivesmatter #thor #pendant #october #kingofautism #lordofnipples #new #now #monday https://www.instagram.com/p/BphEBOrjiii/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hasigxyi3p65

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LINK IN BIO. Holy shit, it’s finally here! 😂 . #qld #Queensland #wednesday #rjmorph #trap #trapmusic #today #twitter #welfare #WelfareFlex #archangelofsin #october #awesome #autisticlivesmatter #autism #soundcloud #fun #funny #hiphop #rap #hilarious #kingofautism #lordofnipples #nsw #new #now https://www.instagram.com/p/BpTropyDmlY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=oonu16t70g8z

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You’re welcome.