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I love when they hug, best thing in the world

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noncon friendship

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I'm watching lotr and crying for boromir for the millionth time, recommend fics where boromir survives and is happy please

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hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit

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I hope this email rules you all. I hope this email finds you. I hope this email brings you all, and in the darkness binds you.

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Yes, but when was the last time you were actively running for your life from a horde of zombies through a decrepit urban jungle?

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕋𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕤

Viggo Mortensen as 𝐀𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐧 (dir. Peter Jackson • 2002)

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir.: Peter Jackson

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my favourite LOTR thought at the moment is how absolutely confused Samwise Gamgee must have been when he truly met Peregrin Took for the first time. Of course he'd seen Pippin before, but he'd never actually interacted with him because Sam is just a humble gardener, while Pippin is the heir to the richest and most influential family in the whole Shire.

Poor Sam was most probably expecting a well-mannered young hobbit with very nice clothing (and perhaps a snobbish attitude), someone like Mr Frodo, or perhaps even quiet, calm Meriadoc Brandybuck. While both have a mischievous streak, they're still well-to-do and obviously so in how they act and dress and interact with one another.

There is absolutely no way he was expecting an absolutely feral hobbit-child with far too much energy and a mouth that prattles on a-mile-a-minute about absolutely everything his mind comes across. Or Pippin's favourite hobby of singing loudly in every possible scenario, or vanishing off to climb a tree or catch a fish in a nearby brook. Bare-handed.

This concept is absolutely hilarious to me and I honestly need more Sam and Pippin interactions, especially at the start of the journey when they're walking to Buckland.

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Underrated duo Pippin and Faramir, Pippin gave his only son's name after Faramir was so cute

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IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR ????????

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