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sometimes I think my life would be better if I cleaned the black mold out of my window

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] get 40 pounds of ribs shipped from Chicago to Uijeongbu

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they are best friends

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Sometimes an episode of M*A*S*H will be a heartbreaking journey, where you watch Hawkeye lose a friend and try desperately to save someone else as penance for failing someone he loved. An episode where everything is taken away from him; even mundane comforts denied by a universe uncaring.

And then two episodes later his longjohns get stolen and passed around as currency

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there truly is no show like mash. the main character lineup in season 1 is a groucho marx fanboy who reads nudist magazines and can't stop making puns, his roommate the cheating husband but it's okay because he's blond, their other roommate who probably has the constitution and the army rules and regulations memorised and doesn't understand a word of them, the woman he's cheating on his wife with who he's convinced himself doesn't count somehow because she's married to the army, their commanding officer who keeps fishing lures on his hat and hooks his finger every time he salutes, the possibly psychic teenager who listens in on the co's calls when he's not busy racing bugs, a guy trying so hard to get out of the army on grounds of mental instability he's eating a jeep and cross dressing, and the boxer army chaplain who somehow gets along better with the first guy than anyone else here because at least he can appreciate a joke.

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psssttttt

you can use #dponly to more easily sort and find non-crossover danny phantom content on tumblr 👍

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Hello?

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finding out danny phantom fans are sick of dc/batman crossovers clogging THEIR tags is frying me idk why I never considered that. we are in the same damn boat omg

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The Danny Phantom cast share their favourite lines from the show.

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Not trying to be annoying today but i fear i may be succeeding

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*taps microphone* is this thing on? Okay…

🎤 THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE ROBINS ARE SMART, GENIUSES IN FACT. THEY ARE IN A FAMILY OF DETECTIVES. THATS LIKE THEIR WHOLE THING. ALL OF THE ROBINS (AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM TOO) ARE CLEVER, STRATEGIC, AND CAPABLE, NOT JUST TIM. (No hate to my boy Tim, though. I love Tim.) YES, EVEN THAT ONE. Thank you. 🎤

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June?!?

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trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

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Imagine the bidding is playing

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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

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