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Steve: How’d the meeting go?
Bucky: Terrible. I wanted to stab almost everyone there.
Clint: But you didn't, so we take the win.
Natasha: But if you do it in the future, don’t get blood on your clothes.
Tony: And use gloves, so there are no fingerprints.
#natasha romanoff#black widow#iron man#tony stark#steve rogers#captain america#bucky barnes#winter soldier#clint barton#hawkeye#incorrect avengers#incorrect marvel quotes#team as family
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Fury: Take Steve and Natasha
Clint: My fantasy threesome
Steve:
Natasha:
Clint: ... of people on a case
#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect avengers#natasha romanoff#steve rogers#clint barton#hawkeye#captain america#black widow#nick fury
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Tony: Are you really calling me cruel?
Peter: Yes
Tony: I dont want to go get scones with you at 6am in the morning, and you're calling ne cruel?
Peter: These aren't just ordinary scones, Mr. Stark, they're maple bacon scones!
Tony: Please, stop.
Peter: Open your heart to me!
Tony: It will open at 10am at the earliest.
#irondad#irondad and spiderson#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect avengers#tony stark#peter parker#spiderson
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I honestly dont know why I thought this was Glinda and Elphaba's love child just chilling with Carlos from Descendants, blonde Mal makes so much more sense 🫠🫠
they’re judging you
#wicked#glinda x elphaba#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#disney descendants#carlos#mal bertha#pink goes good with green
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Can't forget enemies to lovers, it lasted one episode but it was still there
The beauty of buddie is you can take any trope and apply it to them and it would work
Didn’t know they are dating ✅ ( THE POKER DATE WAS A DATE AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT)
friends to lovers ✅ ( something something BECAUSE EVAN something something)
sunshine x grumpy ✅ ( the sunshine and the grumpy changes every three business days)
Workplace romance ✅ ( they would be insufferable in the firehouse once they are together I just know it)
Miscommunication trope ✅ ( no further explanation is needed)
Secret relationship ✅ ( no one would even notice cause they literally act like a married couple all the time)
They are just the embodiment of soulmates and I can’t wait for them to realize it.
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Long distance Buddie be like


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Steve: How on earth would you lot explain this kind of reckless behavior?
Tony: I'm gonna have to say verbally.
Nat: Because judging by that tone of voice-
Clint: You might not be in the mood for the dance performance we've prepared.
Bucky: And it was really good, too.
Peter: We practiced for many, many hours.
#tony stark#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect avengers#bucky barnes#clint barton#peter parker#natasha romanoff#steve rogers
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Peter: Guys, if anyone asks for me, I've gone outside to scream into the night.
Nat: Okay
Tony: Please be careful
Clint: Have one for me too
#peter parker#incorrect marvel quotes#tony stark#clint barton#natasha romanoff#incorrect avengers#iron man#irondad and spiderson#irondad#spiderson
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[Tony loses Peter in a crowd]
Tony: Has anyone seen my son?
New Yorker: What does he look like?
Tony, sobbing: Adorable!
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Absolutely no notes, the amount of work and dedication the author put into this is amazing. And everyone should give this a read, regardless of their preferred ship dynamics.
A Guide to Playing Matchmaker For Your Boyfriend
Mature | Complete | 53k | Read on Ao3
When Ravi incidentally finds out that Buck is questioning his sexuality, he offers him support, being the only person in Buck’s life that understands the particular intricacies of realizing you’re bisexual. In the process, Ravi learns that Buck just wants to date a guy, some relationship where he could discover himself and get comfortable in sexuality. Something short-term and casual. Ravi thinks he might be the perfect option. AKA what if Buck dated Ravi instead of Tommy.
Featuring: buddie endgame, with casual relationship Buckravi, Ravi POV, first kiss, getting together, mutual pining, bisexual Ravi Pannikar, demisexual demiromantic Eddie Diaz, and Ravi Pannier being a good friend
Duh-ding. Recognizing the chime, Ravi instinctively checked his own phone but didn’t see the bright orange H∞ked logo on his lock screen. He tossed his phone back down on the bed he was occupying in the 118’s bunk room and closed his eyes, thinking nothing of it.
It was the middle of the day so the bunkroom was deserted. Ravi was pulling doubles again—the apartment he was trying to renovate at the moment was costing a little more than he’d anticipated—so he’d snuck off to get a couple of hours of sleep. He’d expected to get some rest unless they got a call. That was until…
Duh-ding.
He heard it again and then some indignant mumbling coming from one of the beds closer to the door. Ravi flipped over in the bed to see Buck peering up at his phone, tapping frustratedly, trying to get the constant chiming to disappear.
“Need some help?” Ravi asked, propping himself up on his elbows and looking back at the other man.
Buck looked up at him, wide-eyed. “Uh, no. I got it, Ravi. Thanks.”
Ravi nodded and laid back down, glancing over every few minutes or so when a duh-ding would sound throughout the room. Buck was clearly a popular match, and Ravi wasn’t exactly surprised. He was attractive, fun, and a firefighter; most people wouldn’t be likely to turn that down.
H∞ked was one of the newer queer dating apps. Calling it a “dating app” may have been a misnomer. It seemed to be primarily used for hook-ups and flings. Ravi liked the variety of options it gave for the type of relationship you were looking for, hence people flocking to it for casual encounters, but it wasn’t perfect. The near-inability to turn the chiming off was one of those imperfections. He wasn’t shocked to hear Buck was struggling with it, he’d gone through the same thing in the days after he’d downloaded it.
After a few minutes, Buck sighed and looked over just in time to catch Ravi’s eyes. Ravi looked away, quickly, but he’d been caught, so he swung his leg around the side of the bed and leaned down so his elbows rested on his knees.
“Hooked is a pain,” he remarked sympathetically. “They make it nearly impossible to either change the notification sound or turn it off completely, which personally, I think makes no sense considering what it is but…” Ravi finished his sentence with a shrug.
Buck knit his brow slightly and looked over at Ravi for a second before holding out his phone. Ravi stood up, walked to the other side of the bunk room, and grabbed the phone from Buck. He sat down at the end of the bunk that Buck had been lying in. He had to press an absurd number of buttons, going deep into the settings on the app, but, eventually, he got it turned off and handed the phone back to Buck.
“Thanks, man.”
“Sure thing,” Ravi said automatically.
He got ready to stand back up but Buck stopped him. “Look, Ravi, nobody knows…”
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YALLL The depth this adds to her character
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The original 'pink and green go good together'
#wicked#the antagonists pet#arth#sasha tartt#the real ones get it#wicked fans please don't come after me
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Same but I love saying "I have seen that one..." then yapping about the two episodes I saw where the characters utterly confounded me

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A little red truck carrying a Christmas tree 🎄
Let’s play a game
Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.

My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)
Your turn!
@bookmovietvworm
@myfairkatiecat
@i-am-a-fish
@valtsv
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Just typed Ken and Haren into one of my WIPs and the way I looked at it and was like yup that's correct until my sister walked by and was like 'Who's Haren'
Like let me see myself out🚪🚶🏾♀️
#henren#seen them on my screen so much started thinking of them as a unit#sleep deprivation is a little bitch who can suck my tits
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