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Finally..

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Ive seen a few fanarts of Maxwell being Wilsons assistant, why not reverse uno it?

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Strong girl..

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I just ate

Chopped olives straight out of the jar with a spoon and now I'm making. Boiled eggs. Merry Christmas to me!

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Taking back what’s mine

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Sometimes, when I'm alone in the office, and no one can judge me, I go to the office mixed nut jar and steal all the cashews as fast as my rat hands can stuff them in my mouth

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I was suddenly reminded that I stopped playing my Animal Crossing game for like. Over a month and I wanted to go back and play it again but I was too afraid bc I didn't want to hear how disappointed my villagers were with me

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I like to believe Rex was his..

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My hands gotta look like big thick man hands if I gotta hold up my MASSIVE titties all the time

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Charlie Chonka and the Wonka Factory

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Sometimes I have to actively remind myself that I was born in Texas and that I have. In fact. Not lived anywhere else at all in my life. But my suppressed alien brain constantly be "nah bro, you from the far out lands. Yous-a from-a the beyond-a"

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primmadona worm... yeah

all he ever wanted was to squirm

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Ya ever just flex on your own self control and buy yourself two cheesecakes

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need some cat boys

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy.