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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan
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Real excited for a hot woman to keep feeding me these drinks this summer ☺️
(is this what they mean when they say "sugar mama"??)

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Guess who just arrived!!! He keeps squeaking and pointing at my heart - idk what's up with that, but I might need to take his Overwrite button jic...

At least ma Boi knows how to partyyyyyy
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My little fortress 😍✨
#to my moots#i have unlocked another level of obsession#you may call it an addiction#i call it winning
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imagine living in ponyville and it's nice and quiet and then some purple cunt moves in and shit starts happening every week and raising ur property value
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i wanna talk about this shot
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
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Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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