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They need to make a Vegimals centered series for Octonauts. I love those little freaks and they can still assist in teaching kids about marine life or they could have them do a little cooking show.

The other Octonauts make appearances obvi but they're either dealing with their usual missions or they show up to eat idk

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Is it just me or is it ironic that my Humanities teacher is not only approving the use of AI or Generative AI but also requiring it for an assignment?

Idk I could be overreacting but it just doesn't sit right with me.

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Me when I can finally browse the tag without spoilers

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Order Series Incorrect Quotes 2:

1:

Ronwynn: What do you want to be for Halloween?

Aslocke: Yours.

Ronwynn:

Ronwynn: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.

2:

Alrian: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

3:

Ronwynn: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated.

Aslocke: Outta my way, gayboy! I’m about to liberate myself from this mortal shell!

later

Aslocke, texting Ronwynn: hopital

4:

Avitrana: Hey, I was wondering, have any of you guys ever seen Arlas’s bedroom?

Gararic: No, they refuse to let any of us visit. You know what that means.

Tifrin, nodding: Dungeon.

Ronwynn, nodding: Rich.

Hemlock, nodding: Homeless.

Genera, nodding: Secretly in the mafia.

Gararic: What? No, I meant they’re messy. What the hell is wrong with all of you?

5:

Ronwynn: Fine! I admit it. I still can’t swim! I never took those lessons at the community pool.

Gararic: Ronwynn… You promised!

Ronwynn: You wanted to put me in the beginners’ class with the little kids! I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five-year-olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness…

Genera: That’s why, on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.

Avitrana: …Nera, that’s prison.

Genera: Only if you let it be.

6:

Ronwynn: Coca Cola is a health potion, Pepsi is a mana potion.

Aslocke: What’s grape soda?

Ronwynn: It’s fucking purple baby!!!

7:

Arlas: Ronwynn won’t wake up, what do I do?

Hemlock: Did you try kicking her?

Arlas: Yes.

Hemlock: I’m out of ideas.

8:

Esmeray: Hey, Ronwynn, are you free on Friday? Like around eight

Ronwynn: Yeah.

Esmeray: And you, Aslocke?

Aslocke: Umm... yes?

Esmeray: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Ronwynn: Did they just-

9:

Genera: Lumner is off at an appointment, so while they’re gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.

Avitrana: Why?

Genera: They’re like 90% of my impulse control.

10:

Esmeray: All right, Ronwynn, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!

Ronwynn: I’m not even your kid-

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Order Series Incorrect Quotes 1:

1:

Genera: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?

Arlas: It's Tifrin's turn.

Tifrin: Don't die.

Hemlock, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

2:

Hemlock: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Arlas: Alright, what's 30x17?

Hemlock: 47

Avitrana, concerned: That's not even close.

Hemlock: But it was fast.

3:

Aslocke: Hey, look babe! There’s posters of me everywhere! I’m famous ~

Ronwynn: …those are wanted posters.

Aslocke: I’M FAMOUS

4:

Avitrana, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Tifrin: How?

Avitrana: How what?

Tifrin: How could they be worse?

Avitrana: They couldn’t, I lied.

Tifrin:

5:

Gararic: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Hemlock: Please, just say fuck.

6:

Myrin: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

Tifrin: A stab wound.

7:

Hemlock: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person?

Gararic, manning a bake sale and tired of their shit: Sure! You know one?

Hemlock:

Hemlock: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?

8:

Ronwynn: Am I in trouble?

Esmeray, arms crossed: Take a guess.

Ronwynn: No?

Esmeray: Take another guess.

9:

Avitrana: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

Genera: This is light?!

10:

Tifrin: Arlas gave me a get better soon card.

Avitrana: That's sweet!

Tifrin: I wasn't sick, he just thinks I can do better.

Avitrana, softly: Oh...

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Here's the AO3 link (I figured it out a lot quicker than I thought I would). It should lead to the Name Pronunciations chapter which is one of the main in-progress chapters. Once again, I hope those who choose to investigate enjoy, and all of you have a good day/night!

I have decided that I will start posting the links to my story! It will be found on both AO3 and Wattpad. It is still a work in progress, and I don't really have a set update schedule yet, but it will be available. I am still learning how to use AO3 so bear with me as I go through and update everything. The next post/reblog will either have the book description and link or just the description and then the actual link will be posted at a different time. I hope those who decide to look into it enjoy.

Along with that, I will also post the necessary silly goofy posts with the characters (like incorrect quote posts and such). I do happen to lack the artistic skill of drawing so any images will most likely be a form of a Picrew or Meiker of some kind.

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I have decided that I will start posting the links to my story! It will be found on both AO3 and Wattpad. It is still a work in progress, and I don't really have a set update schedule yet, but it will be available. I am still learning how to use AO3 so bear with me as I go through and update everything. The next post/reblog will either have the book description and link or just the description and then the actual link will be posted at a different time. I hope those who decide to look into it enjoy.

Along with that, I will also post the necessary silly goofy posts with the characters (like incorrect quote posts and such). I do happen to lack the artistic skill of drawing so any images will most likely be a form of a Picrew or Meiker of some kind.

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James Marsden being on this list insinuates two potentials:

One: The logical being Cyclops from the OG X-Men movies

Two: My personal favorite, Sonic enters the MCU

(Idc if the name list is fake let me be funny)

OKAY SO.

Ahem. AHEM. ATTENTION.

This dropped. And I found some... questionable names I. HOPE. these are not just cameos please.

Martin Freeman, Ben Affleck.

Tomorrow Cruise, Henry Cavill, Emma Stone.

Pedro Pascal, Karen Gillan, Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds.

Chris Evans (POST ENDGAME?! ), Sebastian Stan (POST TFATWS?!), Tessa Thompson, Bradley Cooper.

Hayley Atwell.

WHAT THE ACTUAL-

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I wonder how Alex Hirsch would feel if he knew that Stanley Pines is inspiring me to become a woman in STEM

(This is due to the amount of things I've seen lately of people pointing out he had to teach himself a lot of complex science, engineering, and math to create the portal. Essentially this is a 'if he can do it, so can I' thing)

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Created this a while ago and I thought people would like it :3

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Random Person: NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY! DON'T ENGAGE WITH LORD OF THE RINGS!!

Little German Boy: OH MEIN GOTT! ZEY ARE TAKING ZA HOBBITS TO IZENGAARD!

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My favorite song from Grease

transgender beam

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Me and Tumblr are gonna engage in a fist fight if I keep seeing that I have a notification but when I go to check it, I get told to make posts to see notifications.

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Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

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yeah your boyfriend’s a stag now. yeah he accidentally saw diana bathing and she turned him into an animal so he can’t tell anyone what he’s seen. he’s still the same guy mentally though. oh look his dogs are running up to him. maybe they’ll recognize him that’ll make him feel better