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salty-hyperion · 6 years ago

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Timothy: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way

Handsome Jack: No, I want my FUCKING gold

#borderlands #timothy lawrence #handsome jack #borderlands the pre sequel #bltps

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salty-hyperion · 6 years ago

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Please gearbox, please let it be Timothy Lawrence centric p l e s e

#borderlands #bl3 #timothy lawrence #borderlands 3 #please gearbox #i beg of thee

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salty-hyperion · 6 years ago

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Sketch I’ll probably or probably not finish

#anyways i love this stinker #borderlands #borderlands 3 #bl3 #katagawa jr #katagawa #art #sketch #maliwan ceo #maliwan

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salty-hyperion · 6 years ago

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stupid fuckin handsome jim or whatever

#borderlands #borderlands 2 #handsome jack #art #this style is so beautiful

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salty-hyperion · 6 years ago

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Are you kidding me

HIS ARM IS FUCKIGN PAISLEY OH MY GOD

#borderlands #borderlands 3 #rhys strongfork #rhys the company man #rhys the ceo #i shouldn't be surprised at this point

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salty-hyperion · 6 years ago

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is it september yet??

#borderlands 3 #zane flynt #fl4k #rhys the company man #rhys strongfork #oh god #i love them

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salty-hyperion · 6 years ago

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im enjoying all their popped collars and good eyebrows

#borderlands 3 #moze #zane #amara #fl4k

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salty-hyperion · 6 years ago

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In which everything is the same in Borderlands 3 but Rhys has a monobrow instead of a mustache

Or like,, both

#borderlands #tales from the borderlands #tftbl #rhys the company man #rhys #rhys tftbl #rhys the ceo #rhys strongfork #borderlands 3

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salty-hyperion · 6 years ago

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Nobody:

Rhys:

#borderlands 3 #rhys the company man #tales from the borderlands #tftbl #tftbl rhys #b3 rhys

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salty-hyperion · 7 years ago

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Yvette: Rhys, we need to talk about your professionalism.

Rhys, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.

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salty-hyperion · 7 years ago

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Handsome Jack: [walks into an art museum]

Handsome Jack: I'm here to donate myself.

#a mood honestly

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salty-hyperion · 7 years ago

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vaughn: so what's it like having handsome jack in your head?

rhys: it's like having the genie from aladdin in my head but instead of granting me wishes he just calls me a bitch every 40 seconds

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salty-hyperion · 7 years ago

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reblog if the man on the left is just as beautiful as the man on the right

#definitely

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salty-hyperion · 7 years ago

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#rhys the company man #this is #beautiful

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salty-hyperion · 7 years ago

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Head canon that Jack sends stupid shit in binary code to all of the poor souls in his contact list. It varies from the lyrics of Africa by Toto or the entire Bee Movie script daily.

#handsome jack #borderlands 2 #borderlands the pre sequel #bltps #i feel like tps jack would do it more #this whole thing is based on an interaction a friend had #why does my brain function like this

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salty-hyperion · 7 years ago

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Vaughn: Follow me, Rhys. I know two people who could help ease the pain.

Rhys, sniffling: Ben and Jerry?

Vaughn: Ben and Jerry.

#rhys the company man #vaughn the money man #vaughn the bandit king #gayperion #I've thought about this interaction ever since that episode of Camp Camp

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salty-hyperion · 7 years ago

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Holosexual Pride Flag

Holosexual: being sexually attracted to holographic things

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