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fuck this one carbon atom tbh

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bro these evil gay ppl fuel me

made this because i think i'm funny (im not)

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need to queen out with this diva

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i want the yearning and tension of queerbaiting but the smooching and kissing of actual queer representation is that so much to ask

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he doesn’t know gay people exist (he’s only three)

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YEEHAW

pushing my byler yeehaw agenda

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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

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SPOILERS the best part of the Superman movie was when Lex was walking towards the fortress of solitude and it just opened for him without explanation and my best friend turned to me in the cinema and whispered "he's already pregnant"

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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thinking about sweet, adorable, friendly season 2 Hartley we really could've had it all </3333

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He’s so cringe I gotta keep him in a jar and study him

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I fear I chuckled slightly

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IM IN LOVE WITH YOU

EDIT: PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOU DONT NEED IT IM DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET IT TO PPL WHO WANT IT 😭

NEXT TO NORMAL PROSHOT if you dont want to get a vpn with american servers or dont want to wait until cinema release or are worried pbs will take the it down once there is a cinema release heres the whole thing!!! i screen recording the whole thing in chunks and edited them together as seemlessly as possible so there shouldnt be any noticable interruptions. if i try to post this one more time on youtube they will hunt me down so spreading the file itself will have to suffice

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on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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Not funny bro

the thing that fucks me up about mhe is thinking about the possibility of their story being a loop until claire dies. they can fall in love again and again and claire can wipe her memories again and again. and oliver will pretend to lose his memories every time so he can get to know claire over and over until she's gone. maybe oliver tries to convince claire to not wipe her memories. maybe oliver deletes one version of their story. but no matter what they can fall in love over and over for a year.