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Billie Pipeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr 😭💗💕
Billie Piper as Isadora Capri in Wednesday Season 2 Part I
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I went to an Olivia Rodrigo concert and I once again can't stop listening to "obsessed" 😵💫 and @norwayromanoff 's work (check it out it's amazing!!!) made me think about nerd nat non-stop so..........


Going to a party with Nerd! Nat and a girl you don't know starts straight up flirting with her as soon as you leave her for ONE second to get drinks. You later find out she's a girl Nat "unknowingly dated for like 2 weeks", that it was all in said girl's head, they never even kissed and Nat didn't even like her that much.
You trust what she's saying, of course you do, but the thought of Natasha with someone else plagues your mind the whole night (you spend with a scowl) and you end up dragging her to your place before the party even nears its end to tell her to "prove you're all she thinks about"
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Omg this is sooooooo good!!!!!!! I love them 😭💕
Now I'm interested to see where it goes from here!!!!! 👀
Alcohol’s Effects on the Body



Nerd!NR x r
College AU
Word count: 1.4k
Summary: Natasha massively fumbles her shot with you by lecturing you on the risks of drinking at frat parties, yet somehow, she charms you into giving her your number anyway.
Inspired by this and posted with permission!
When Natasha first sees you, she swears her brain short-circuits.
Despite her seemingly endless protests, Yelena’s puppy dog eyes and guilt tripping, stating that she needs her responsible big sister to be her designated driver and make sure she gets home safe, wins out. Yelena has dragged her to some asinine frat party, additionally claiming that Natasha needs to get out more. With the promise of not abandoning her, they both duck into Natasha’s car, arriving well after the party has begun, loud music able to be heard as they pull up to the curb outside the house, colored lights flashing through the windows.
Yelena’s promise is promptly forgotten upon entering the house as she immediately scurries off to find her friends, leaving Natasha alone to awkwardly hover by the doorway, glancing around for anyone recognizable. But, when one’s main friends are textbooks and class syllabi, it makes sense that one wouldn’t spot a familiar face in a place like this.
You’re talking with your own friends, something about how bullshit today’s chemistry midterm was, when you glance up at the front door opening once again. People have been in and out all night, but your eyebrows raise at just how cute and out of place one of the new arrivals looks.
Your friend is mid-sentence, mid-word, but you find yourself interrupting anyway, your focus now completely on the glasses-clad girl across the room. “Hold on…” you mutter under your breath, your complete lack of interest in the conversation blatant, and then you’re walking away without any further explanation. You approach Natasha, never having seen her around one of these parties, or even campus, before. You definitely would have remembered a face like hers.
“Trying to find someone? You seem a bit lost.”
Natasha’s eyes immediately widen as she takes you in, her gaze drifting up and down. She just can’t help it. You’re pretty, so very pretty, and you’re talking to her. She shoves her now shaking hands into her pockets self-consciously, finding herself uncertain what to do with them. “Um, no, no. Not necessarily. Just here with my sister.”
“Who’s your sister?” you ask.
“Yelena.”
“Ah, yes, Yelena.” You chuckle at the name, knowing her, knowing her reputation, “I didn’t know she had a sister.”
Natasha flushes at that, her invisibility all too real to her. She’s always been this way, gone by like this, unnoticed, unidentifiable, simply a spectator to all life has to offer outside of her studies, letting the social aspect of college pass her by.
“Oh, yeah,” she mumbles, not quite sure what to say to that.
“So, what’s your name, Yelena’s sister?”
Your attempt at keeping the conversation going only flusters her further. “Natasha,” she answers, all of her focus on not stuttering.
“Well, Natasha, I like your glasses… and that blush is a good look on you.”
Natasha’s face turns three shades redder, her mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water.
“So, you’re drinking at a party like this?” Natasha asks after a few minutes of you pulling the conversation. It’s not that she isn’t trying, she is, but she’s finding that something as simple as talking is a challenge when your attention is on her.
You glance down at your red solo cup in hand, raising an eyebrow at her question. “It would appear so.”
“What are you drinking?”
“Not sure,” you say indifferently with a shrug, swirling the miscellaneous pink liquid, “Whatever the fuck is in jungle juice.”
Natasha’s brows furrow, your answer making her uneasy. You don’t even know what you’re consuming right now? It could be anything, and she’s heard that mixing alcohol can make a hangover worse. “You really should be careful with that stuff. It’s probably strong, and anything can happen at parties like this.”
You give her an incredulous look. Is the cute girl really lecturing you on your drinking habits at a college party?
“Don’t worry your pretty head, Natasha. I can handle my liquor.”
“I’m just saying, the effects of alcohol on the body are basically endless. It can lead to impaired coordination, hypotension, respiratory distress-” Natasha’s eyes are pointed at the ceiling as she concentrates, rattling off the list in a way that makes it seem as though she’s memorized the WebMD page for ‘How Alcohol Affects Your Body’.
As fascinated as you are by her ability to recite something so seemingly useless by memory, you interject. “Natasha, in the nicest way possible, I don’t know you, and I don’t need you parrot the clinical signs of alcohol poisoning or scold me on my life choices.”
Natasha immediately knows she’s screwed up. “Wait, I didn’t mean-”
“I’ll see you around, yeah? Tell Yelena I said ‘hello’ if you run into her.” And then you’re walking away, leaving her standing there still by the front door, kicking herself for her faux pas.
Natasha’s can’t stop staring at where you were just moments ago. Did she really just reprimand you, a girl she just met, for what’s considered normal college behavior? What was she thinking? Of course, you’re drinking. It’s a frat party, for god’s sake. Yelena has definitely told her before that frat parties aren’t any fun without alcohol… not that Natasha thinks they’re fun in general.
“You really screwed that up,” Yelena pipes up, appearing out of nowhere.
Natasha rolls her eyes, dragging a hand through her hair in agitation. It figures that Yelena would have been eavesdropping on her massive fuck up. “Fuck, I know. Don’t rub it in, Yelena.”
“She seemed into you… until you started lecturing her.”
“Yelena, I know.”
“You’ll never lose your virginity if you keep policing people, just saying.”
“Yelena.”
The party continues, lights dimmed, music blaring, bodies grinding on the dancefloor. It’s a sea of people, yet Natasha has been keeping her eyes on you the entire time she’s followed Yelena around the house like a lost puppy, nowhere else to be, no one else to talk to.
“God, could you be any more obvious?” Yelena asks, shoving her playfully.
“Be quiet,” Natasha hisses.
“You’ve been pining all night. Just go talk to her.”
“And say what? ‘Sorry for being the worst and criticizing you 20 seconds after we met. Wanna hang out sometime?’”
“Yeah, exactly that.”
“I’m not going to go over there and embarrass myself any more than I already have.”
“Suit yourself,” and then Yelena is calling out your name. You eye Yelena in a silent question from across the room, but when she waves you over, you head her way.
“Hey, Yelena,” you greet. “Natasha,” you say, slightly less friendly.
“H-hey,” Natasha stutters out.
“I see you’ve met my sister,” Yelena comments, and you let out a dry chuckle.
“Yeah, ‘met’ is one way to put it.”
“Well, she has something she wants to say to you.”
You look over at Natasha. “Is that so?” you drawl.
“I- I just-” Natasha stutters once more.
You raise an eyebrow, waiting.
“I was wondering if you- if you wanted to hang out sometime.”
At her words, her struggle, you can’t help but smirk. She really is ridiculously cute... you know, if you overlook her preaching of the dangers of alcohol earlier this evening.
“Are you going to lecture me on my other life choices?”
“No!” Natasha exclaims quickly, scrambling to salvage anything between the two of you.
You spend the rest of the night chatting with Natasha, her stuttering gradually waning, her nervousness slowly being replaced by an enamored feeling as she spends more time with you.
As the party begins to wind down, the late hours of the night catching up to everyone, you straighten up your jacket to head home.
Natasha visibly deflates as she sees you get ready to leave, and you smile softly, taking pity on the nerdy girl that’s clearly interested in you but has no idea how to voice it.
“Wanna know another effect that alcohol has on the body?” you bring up just before walking out.
Natasha’s brows furrow as she takes in your question, genuinely trying to think of the answer, her brain running through possible solutions as if it’s a math problem. “Nausea? Vomiting? Dizzin-”
“Actually, it makes me willing to overlook your previous blunder and give you my number.”
Despite not drinking a drop tonight, Natasha feels like she’s going to throw up from the butterflies currently fluttering in her stomach.
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Pick me, choose me, love me ❤️
(Use me, f*ck me, r*il me 🧎♀️)


#I need in ways that are very concerning#and that's not something I'm gonna apologize for#I stand with my mercenary wife#zora bennett#zora bennett x reader#jurassic world rebirth#scarlett johansson#scarlett johansson x reader#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff smut#black widow#black widow x reader#black widow smut#natasha romanoff x you#marvel#mcu
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Just watched Jurassic World and I can confirm every single word I said


I'm pretty sure I came 2 or 3 times while watching it...not too sure tho <3
#lemme bounce on it#jesus I'm so stupid lol#jurassic world#jurassic world rebirth#zora bennett#zora bennett x reader#scarlett johansson#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff smut#black widow#black widow x reader#black widow smut
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Toxic age gap yuri my beloved 💔💦

(Spent 2 seconds on this and you can tell cause it's soooo bad but I might as well share with the audience whatever)
#I'm back in my age gap bs lately so I'm kind of obsessed with them rn#valentina allegra de fontaine#melissa gold#mel thunderbolts#melval#directorbird#valentina x mel#valentina de fontaine#thunderbolts#marvel fanfiction#marvel smut#marvel#mcu
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So.fucking.gooooooooddd 😭💕
Matching Napkins & Mixed Feelings🕊️



Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Summary: A story of a fake date with real chemistry and absolutely zero self control.
Word Count: 11k
Weddings were supposed to be happy.
Natasha Romanoff scowled at the cream-and-gold envelope like it had insulted her personally. Which, in a way, it had.
Natasha wasn’t sure what annoyed her more: the fact that everyone was going, or the fact that they were all excited about it.
The invitation had been couriered in a velvet-lined box, a typically extra touch from Tony, who had apparently gone full sentimental since his wedding to Pepper. Stark had insisted on hosting Wanda and Vision’s nuptials himself, at some sprawling manor house he owned in the Hamptons. Big enough to fit the entire SHIELD team, plus family, plus plus-ones.
That was the part Natasha kept getting stuck on.
‘You are warmly invited to join us for the weekend- rehearsal dinner Friday, ceremony Saturday, brunch Sunday. Formal attire. Plus-ones welcome!’
The words stared back at her from the heavy cardstock like a dare.
Everyone was talking about it. Clint was coming with Laura and their kids. Steve had RSVP’d “maybe��� because apparently he was still awkward about parties and modern social norms. Sam had mentioned bringing a woman he’d been seeing, serious, apparently. Even Carol had raised an eyebrow and said, “Think I’ll ask Maria. She’s better at tuxes anyway.” And true to her word, the next time Natasha saw them they were planning on matching suits.
And Natasha? She had… no one. Which wasn’t tragic, just a little inconvenient. Because for all her sharp edges and hard-earned detachment, even she knew what it would look like when she showed up alone to a house full of love and champagne flutes. She didn’t need the stares or the nudges or the pity disguised as small talk.
Not to mention: if she had to listen to one more person ask. “So… who are you bringing?” She might snap.
⋆⋆⋆⋆
The next morning, she was more in her head than she liked to admit. Her boots echoed through the sleek hallways of Stark Tower, a bitter coffee gripped loosely in one hand, the other tucking her hair back absently. She hadn’t slept. Her thoughts spun circles, rehearsing excuses, brushing off questions, imagining herself at the rehearsal dinner with an empty chair beside her and a glass of vodka she didn’t want.
Which is probably why she didn’t see you coming.
You stepped out of a side hallway with a tablet in one hand, reading something intently, just as Natasha rounded the corner.
The collision was minor. The spill was not.
Splash.
Dark liquid sloshed across your blouse, splattering your chest and neck in one fast, shocking second.
“Shit-“
You froze, flinching at the sudden heat.
Natasha swore under her breath and reached instinctively for a napkin tucked into her jacket. “Damn it. I didn’t see you. I’m sorry.”
You blinked, not out of fear, just processing the impact. Your shirt was soaked and your tablet was now dripping and beeping sadly.
“Well...” You said after a pause, “I guess I’m awake now.”
Natasha looked you over quickly, assessing but not in a threat analysis way. You were younger than her, dressed in business casual with a lanyard tucked into your jacket. She didn’t recognize your face and she always recognized people in this building.
“Do you work for Stark?” She asked, brows drawing together slightly.
You nodded, still dabbing at your shirt. “Marketing. Technically Pepper’s team. I do a lot of the external communications stuff. Press kits, campaigns, corporate fluff.”
“Figured.” Natasha said. “I know every face in this tower. Yours isn’t one of them.”
You raised a brow. “I’m new. Just finished onboarding last week. I guess you really do know everyone.”
“I make a point of it.”
The way she said it wasn’t bragging, just fact. You tilted your head slightly, as if seeing her with fresh eyes. “That’s… a little intense.”
“I’m a little intense.”
You laughed, not mocking but genuinely surprised. “Good to know.”
For a second, neither of you moved.
You were standing in a puddle of cooling coffee, your blouse stained and your morning derailed. But you didn’t look angry. If anything, you looked curious like she had just disrupted your day in a way you hadn’t been expecting and maybe didn’t mind.
“I should sort this-“ You excused. “New shirt, coffee bath, and my calendar’s erased itself. Great day.”
“I can call down for dry cleaning.” Natasha offered, already pulling out her phone. “Or get someone from facilities to grab you a spare shirt from the merch room.”
You shook your head, still smiling faintly. “It’s fine. I was overdue for chaos today anyway. Seriously, I’ll be fine.”
Natasha wasn’t used to this. Casual ease. Civilians who didn’t flinch. You didn’t try to make conversation or ask for a selfie, you just were. Steady, warm, smart-mouthed. A weird comfort she hadn’t expected on a Monday.
“No, please. The dry cleaning downstairs can have it washed and dried in 30 minutes.”
“That’s impressive.”
“And needed.” Natasha eyed your blouse, the brown stain almost bleeding further across the stark-white material. “And I’ll buy you a coffee for the trouble?”
“Aslong as I don’t have to wear it this time.”
You laughed softly, trying not to fidget too much in your damp shirt and followed the redhead as she turned and led you toward the elevator. You tried not to stare at the way she moved, efficient, confident, like she was wired tighter than everyone else in the building. There was no wasted motion. No small talk, either. She held silence like armour.
“Stark really has his own laundry service in the building?” You asked after a moment of silence, trying to fill the quiet.
Natasha glanced sideways, a trace of amusement in her voice. “This building has a quantum-powered smoothie bar. Laundry’s not the weirdest part.”
“Right. Forgot I work in sci-fi now.”
She actually smirked at that.
The laundry room was pristine, tucked down a narrow hallway you were sure wasn’t on any public floor plan. Matte steel machines lined the walls, humming softly, nothing clunky or coin-operated about them.
Natasha tapped in a short code at the touchscreen console and one of the machines slid open like a bank vault.
“Drop it in.” She said, nodding toward the opening.
You hesitated, eyeing your blouse. “Right. Should probably take it off.”
Natasha, already crouched by the control panel, paused. “Yeah.”
You started to unbutton it slowly, aware of her presence, but doing your best to play it cool. The fabric peeled away sticky and cold from your skin. You folded the shirt and passed it to her, now left standing in your bra. lacy, a soft lavender and probably not entirely office-appropriate.
You could feel her glance before she looked back at the machine, slipping your shirt inside like it hadn’t just gotten a little awkward.
“Timer’s set for twenty-eight minutes.” She smiled, her voice steady. “You’ll get it back warm.”
“Great.” You said lightly. Then added: “Just one problem.”
Natasha turned. You were hugging your arms over your chest now. “I didn’t exactly plan on stripping in front of the whole of SHIELD today, so I don’t have anything else to wear.”
For a beat, she didn’t say anything.
Then without ceremony, she reached for the hem of her long-sleeve black shirt and pulled it off in one motion.
You blinked. She was already holding it out to you. “Here.”
“Are you-“
“I’ve got a sports bra on. You don’t.” Her tone was matter-of-fact.
You took the shirt, trying not to stare at her bare shoulders, the faint glint of a scar along one collarbone. Her sports bra was simple and sleek. Functional.
Natasha Romanoff was all sharp lines and quiet edges. And yet, somehow, she was handing you a piece of herself like it didn’t matter at all.
You pulled it over your head. It was loose, warm, smelled faintly like cedar and something darker like wind after a storm. It covered you down past your hips.
She looked at you, nodded once then leaned against the counter, arms folded.
“So.” You smirked, not quite sure what to do with yourself. “How many coffee related injuries do you cause per week?”
Natasha’s mouth quirked. “You’re the first.”
“Well.” You gestured at your borrowed outfit. “Glad I could make an impression.”
That pulled the smallest smile from her, a ghost of something wry and curious.
And just like that, the silence between you didn’t feel so heavy anymore.
“I still owe you a coffee.”
“Lead the way.”
Ten minutes later, you were seated across from her in the sleek Stark Tower café, far less flashy than expected, tucked into a glass alcove overlooking Midtown. It was quiet this time of day and your coffee order had come out faster than it should’ve. You suspected Natasha had something to do with that.
“You know…” You said, cupping your hands around the mug. “I expected you to be way scarier.”
Natasha leaned back slightly, one brow raised. “Disappointed?”
You tilted your head, teasing. “Not sure yet.”
She let out a low laugh, barely audible but real. “You’ve got guts.”
“And caffeine.”
“Same thing.”
There was a comfortable beat of silence as you sipped. You weren’t sure how this had happened, being here, sitting across from her but you weren’t about to question it. Not when the tension had softened into something almost easy. Almost fun.
Natasha was watching you. Not obviously, not unkindly but carefully. Like she was trying to figure out what box to put you in. You weren’t sure she’d found one yet.
“So.” She said finally. “What were you doing in that hallway anyway? Not just wandering around looking to catch flying coffee cups, right?”
You smiled. “Helping Pepper with some last-minute wedding planning.”
That earned a groan. You couldn’t tell if it was dramatic or genuine.
You grinned. “What?”
“She’s been in a spreadsheet induced spiral for three days.”
“Oh, I know. I’ve seen the color-coded seating charts.”
Natasha rolled her eyes. “Of course she color-coded.”
“She color-coded by personality type.” You added, with a smirk.
She stared at you, deadpan. “You’re joking.”
“I wish I was.”
You both laughed and for a moment it felt like you’d known her longer than thirty minutes.
“Why the face?” You asked, stirring your coffee idly. “You groaned at the word ‘wedding’ like someone was threatening you.”
She hesitated, just long enough for you to notice.
“It’s not really my thing.” She shrugged. “Big groups. Matching napkins. PDA. Plus-ones.”
You raised your brows. “Don’t like a good open bar?”
“I like vodka.” She countered. “I don’t like pity small talk from married people asking me why I’m alone.”
“Wow.” You said, deadpan. “Whoever asked you that must have a death wish.”
“They were brave. And drunk. Didn’t last long.”
You laughed, fully this time, a rich, bright sound that made her glance up again, this time without the usual walls behind her eyes.
“Well…” You said lightly. “I also hate matching napkins and PDA. I’m also being a loner this weekend and every other weekend.”
Natasha tilted her head, amused. “Are you offering to be my plus-one?”
You shrugged with a grin. “I mean, I wasn’t but I’d be happy to be of service. Besides don’t I owe you for the courageous offer of your shirt so I wouldn’t flash government officials.”
“Pretty sure I owe you.”
You sipped your coffee. “Exactly. I’m repaying a debt. Like some kind of marketing department damsel in distress.”
Natasha considered you for a long moment then set her cup down.
“…Alright.”
You blinked. “Wait. Really?”
“You basically offered.”
“Yeah but-“
“And I accepted.”
You opened your mouth. Closed it. “Wow. I didn’t think that would actually work.”
Her lips twitched. “You said it yourself, you’re free this weekend.”
You tried to look nonchalant and failed completely. “Guess I am.”
Natasha picked up her cup again. “Good. Then pack something formal. Stark weddings are never subtle.”
“Noted.”
Another beat passed. This time, the silence felt like static, charged, not quite flirty, not quite serious. You broke it with a grin.
“So… is there a dress code or expectations for being an Avenger’s fake date?”
Natasha didn’t blink. “Don’t die.”
You raised your cup in a toast. “I’ll do my best.”
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Your phone buzzed while you were packing.
Unknown Number:
Send a pic of the dress.
You blinked then stared at the text for a second too long.
Well, that wasn’t ominous.
You texted back immediately.
You:
Bold of you to assume I’d be into anonymous dress kinks.
But sure, what are you wearing?
It only took a second before a reply came through.
Unknown Number:
It’s Natasha.
Shut up.
You grinned, already halfway laughing.
You:
Ohhhh well in that case? Still no.
You’ll see it at the wedding. I like the dramatic reveal.
Three dots appeared… then vanished. Then again.
Natasha:
Why are you being weird?
You:
You asked for a picture of my outfit like a sugar daddy? What’s the protocol here?
Do I send you feet pics too?
Across the city, in her apartment, Natasha stared at her phone with the dead-eyed expression of someone questioning every decision that had led her here.
Then, finally.
Natasha:
Just tell me the colour.
You chewed your lip, fighting a smirk, then typed.
You:
Technically? It’s ‘shadowed evergreen with cool ash undertones and a satin twilight finish’
Ten seconds of silence.
Natasha:
What the hell does that mean?!
You:
It means it’s a very sexy forest🫶
Natasha:
That’s all you had to say at the beginning.
Also that’s not a colour.
You:
You asked.
Don’t get snippy just because you don’t understand fashion.
Another pause.
Natasha:
...Is it short?
You felt your heart skip once, just once then smiled as you typed back.
You:
Wouldn’t you like to know?
It’s fitted. High slit. Low back.
You’ll manage.
Natasha:
You’re enjoying this.
You:
You asked.
Natasha:
I regret it.
You:
You’ll regret it more when you see me.
Try not to let it become a problem.
Natasha:
What I regret not leaving you soaked in coffee.
You:
Two more days and you can have a do-over with champagne…
Three dots. No reply.
You pictured her somewhere in her minimalistic apartment, tossing her phone onto the couch and muttering something Russian under her breath.
It made you grin harder than you wanted to admit.
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The trees were thinning out ahead of them, tall pines giving way to the manicured gravel drive that wound toward Stark’s Hamptons estate. But the car ride still had time to stretch, twenty more minutes of shared space and too much quiet.
You shifted in your seat and glanced over at Natasha, arms on the wheel, eyes fixed on the blur outside the window. She looked like a statue someone had wrapped in black silk.
“We should probably get our story straight.” You commented, putting your phone down and turning towards her.
She blinked, just once then looked at you. “What story?”
“How we met.” You gave her a shrug and a crooked smile. “We’re supposed to be dating, remember? People are going to ask.”
Natasha made a face like she’d just remembered she agreed to something ridiculous. “Can’t we just say we matched on some app, I spilled coffee on you, which I did and kept it vague?”
“That’s your fantasy origin story?” You teased. “You spill coffee on my shirt and you’re like Better take this one to a wedding.’”
“I’ve done dumber things.”
You laughed. “Okay, fine. Let’s workshop it.”
She sighed and leaned back into the leather. “Alright. Shoot.”
You held up an imaginary notepad. “Option one: You saved my life during a corporate hostage situation. You fell for me literally, as crawled through the air vents.”
She looked at you flatly. “Pass. Also you work for Stark, I think he’d know if there was a hostage situation with his employees.”
“I work with Pepper and can say Stark doesn’t even know what time to shower unless Pepper tells him. Anyway, no problem.” You grin. “Option two. We were seated next to each other on a red-eye. You stole my pretzels. We fought. Then we made out somewhere over Nebraska.”
Her expression didn’t change but her lip twitched. “That one’s better.”
“Thought so.”
“But I don’t take red eyes. I have a quinjet.”
“Ok, show off.”
“What else have you got?”
“The boring kind. Meet cute in the supermarket? Friend of a friend set us up on a blind date? I stalked you like a weirdo fan.”
“The last one!”
“Of course you’d say that.”
“It’s realistic.”
“Not quite, I’m more of a Wanda fan.”
“She’s getting married, tough.”
“Only because she hasn’t met me yet.”
“You’re so-“
“I know.” Natasha went quiet, not in anger but admiration, she’d met her match.
She was quiet for a moment, then said. “So what’s your real type? Since we’re lying to each other.”
You looked out the window. “Hopeless romantic. The usual.”
“Fairy tales. Flowers. Making eye contact during sex?”
“Exactly.”
She snorted. “You don’t strike me as the hearts and roses type.”
You smiled, a little softer now. “I don’t believe in love. I just like pretending it’s real.”
That made her glance at you again, properly this time.
You added. “It’s like horoscopes. Bullshit but comforting.”
She didn’t answer right away.
Then: “I hate love.”
You arched an eyebrow. “Hate’s a strong word.”
“So’s ‘forever.’”
“Touché.”
“I like what love pretends to be.” She shrugged. “But love itself? Messy. Manipulative. Weak.”
You didn’t push. Just nodded. “So what do you believe in?”
Natasha stared out the window again.
“Control.” She deadpanned. “Chemistry. Sex.”
“Ah.” You said, biting back a grin. “The holy trinity.”
She finally smiled, crooked, deliberate. “At least I’m honest about it.”
You shrugged, settling into your seat. “Alright then. New origin story? We met at a bar. You said something cold. I said something stupid. Then we slept together. And just… kept doing it.”
“That…” Natasha said, eyes still forward, “…is the most believable thing you’ve said all day.”
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The car pulled up to the Stark estate, all towering stone archways and elegant glass, an estate that looked like it had been custom-built to host emotionally complicated billionaires and superhero weddings.
Natasha stepped out first, looking entirely unbothered. She wore a smart-casual line shirt tucked neatly into lightweight black dress pants, sleeves pushed just enough to show her forearms. Her sunglasses sat low on her nose, her expression unreadable.
Effortless. Controlled. Of course she looked good.
You followed her out of the car, brushing your palms over the fabric of your summer dress, a soft floral number, simple and light. It was the least daring of the dresses you’d packed for the weekend. You weren’t easing into things. You were pacing yourself.
Her eyes flicked over you, unreadable.But her fingers brushed your lower back as you stepped up beside her.
Instinct? Acting? You weren’t sure. Neither was she.
Inside, the front room was alive with voices, laughter, clinking glass and the full roster of Avengers in various states of casual travel attire. Sam, Carol, Maria, Clint, Tony, Steve and Bucky, all circling round the reception.
All eyes went to you and Natasha the moment the door closed behind you.
“Romanoff brought a date.” Sam said, mock-scandalised.
Carol blinked. “Wait, seriously? You weren’t kidding?”
Maria nudged her. “Let her get a drink first, damn!"
Natasha just raised an eyebrow like this was nothing new.
You smiled, stepped closer, and casually slid your hand into hers. She didn’t flinch or pull away. Just laced her fingers with yours like she’d done it a thousand times.
Pepper spotted you across the room and froze. “Wait- What?!”
You grinned. “Hi, boss.”
“I- I- How did I not know about this?”
Natasha answered smoothly. “We’re very discreet.”
“I work with both of you.”
“Exactly.” Natasha added, stepping in close to your side, her hand still warm in yours. “She only visits me after hours.”
“Please stop.” Pepper muttered.
“We met after work.” You explained. “At a bar… we didn’t know at first. A few drinks and Natasha was all charming but just so so broody-“
“Then we slept together.” She finished flatly, cutting you off.
Sam snorted into his drink. “Okay. I like this story. Let’s go back, don’t spare any details.”
“We’ve been inseparable ever since.” You smile, cuddling up against her side like it was second nature.
Natasha’s arm instinctively wrapped around your waist.
She gave you a sideways glance, low and amused. “That’s funny. Because someone didn’t text me back for three days.”
“I was playing hard to get.” You said, nudging her. “You liked it.”
“You were ghosting me.”
“I was thinking!” You turned to Pepper. “She’s so clingy.”
“I left for a mission.” Natasha said, deadpan.
“Exactly. Clingy and mysterious.”
“Please. You begged me to take you home.”
“Well maybe because your flirting was so bad, someone had to do something about it!”
“Maybe if you weren’t so unemotionally available to talk to!”
“I was not!”
“No, she’s right. She wasn’t…” Natasha’s hand slid a little lower on your back. “She cried after sex.”
“I did not-“
Maria burst out laughing. Sam actually gasped. Pepper covered her mouth.
You gasped, indignant. “You said I was the best you ever had!”
“I say that to everyone.”
You slapped her arm lightly but enough to earn a subtle smirk in return.
“Can we get our keys before I commit a public murder?” You asked sweetly.
Pepper, still recovering, handed over a sleek black envelope. “Second floor. Shared suite. Far end of the east wing.”
“I hope the bed’s big, we need a big enough one to fit her ego.” Natasha said, locking eyes with you.
You didn’t blink. “So do I, you snore like a pig.”
Natasha just smiled. “You’ll be too busy crying after sex again to notice.”
The whole room groaned.
As you tugged Natasha toward the stairs, hand still in hers, you leaned in and whispered. “Bet you’re not used to being out-charmed in your own games.”
Natasha just squeezed your hand and muttered under her breath, low and amused. “Game’s still on.”
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The suite was exactly what you’d expect from a Stark estate, bigger than most apartments, with sleek wood floors, modern furniture and a full glass wall that overlooked the trees outside. One kingsized bed sat against the far wall, all clean lines and crisp sheets, like every other part of the estate, nothing out of place.
Natasha walked in first, tossing her jacket on a chair, already scanning the place like she was expecting it to self destruct.
You followed behind her and dropped your bag on the bed closest to the window.
“So.” You said, eyeing the space. “Do you want the side near the door so you can make a quick escape or shall I take that one and make things interesting?”
She glanced at you with that unreadable look. “You were projecting down there, you're the one who snores. I can tell.”
“Wow. Judgy.”
“You talk in your sleep too.”
“Oh so now you’re just fantasising.”
She let out a short breath, maybe a laugh, maybe a sigh. Hard to tell. Then she said: “Rehearsal dinner starts in thirty. Don’t be late.”
You raised an eyebrow. “Is that your way of saying you want to match outfits or?”
But she’d already disappeared into the bathroom, and the door shut behind her with a soft click.
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You changed into one of the nicer dresses you’d brought not the showstopper, that was for the ceremony but the second-best one. Fitted, with a complicated strappy back, a deep neckline and a stunning shade of red that didn’t just draw the eye, it demanded attention and held it hostage.
You were just putting in earrings when Natasha emerged.
She’d traded the linen for something sharper. Dark, tailored, open collar. A suit jacket this time, no tie. Hair in loose waves, something nobody saw often with a few braids scattered.
She stopped when she saw you. Just for a second.
And then she said. “That’s the second least daring dress you packed?”
You smirked. “I told you I was pacing myself.”
She tilted her head, eyes dragging over the length of you. “You pace like you’re trying to kill someone slowly.”
“And you look like someone who doesn’t believe in foreplay.”
“Only with people who’ve earned it.”
You stuttered out a laugh, caught off guard but you’d never give her the pleasure of knowing that. “Let’s go, there’s a champagne glass with my name on it.”
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The rehearsal dinner was already in full swing by the time you reached the main hall, tall ceilings, string lights overhead and a long banquet table running the length of the room. Waitstaff circled with trays of champagne and hors d’oeuvres. Soft jazz floated in from a live trio in the corner.
Wanda spotted you immediately and lit up. She hugged Natasha first, quick and surprisingly warm then turned to you.
“And you must be…” Wanda’s eyes sparkled.
“Trouble.” You finished, smiling.
Wanda laughed. “I like her.”
"How are you feeling?"
"Nervous, excited. The wedding is this easy part, it's keeping up wit this spectacle Stark forced on us."
You mingled easily. More easily than Natasha expected, judging by the way her gaze kept flicking toward you from across the room.
You weren’t loud. You weren’t fake. But you were good.
Polite. Political. Smart. The kind of person who answered nosy questions with grace and just enough mischief to keep them guessing.
“I work in marketing for Stark Industries.” Natasha overheard you say once, hand resting lightly on someone’s arm. “Which means I lie for a living but only beautifully.”
You handled Clint with charm, Bruce with kindness, and Carol with so much wit that Maria had to hide her grin behind a champagne glass.
You even made Tony pause.
“Who is she?” He asked Natasha at one point, halfway through a glass of scotch. “She works for me?!”
Natasha didn’t answer, just watched you from across the room.
You caught her eye once and held it. And smiled like you knew something she didn’t.
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Wanda stood near the fireplace, her glass of wine barely touched. She watched Natasha across the room, now alone, swirling a drink slowly in her hand. The corner of her mouth twitched.
She walked over.
“I like her.” She said softly, without preamble.
“She’s good at pretending.” Natasha didn’t look up. There was no point in lying to a literal mind reader.
Wanda smiled. “That wasn’t pretend.”
“She’s charming. It’s a skill.”
“Maybe. But she wasn’t the one pretending tonight.”
Natasha glanced at her then, sharp, neutral. “You reading me now Maximoff?”
“I don’t have to.” Wanda said, swirling her wine. “You wear it like perfume."
“Wear what?”
“The way you look at her.” Wanda said, her voice velvety smooth. “Like she’s a loaded weapon you’re hoping never gets aimed at you.”
Natasha raised an eyebrow. “She’s not a threat."
Wanda tilted her head. “Exactly.”
For a moment, neither of them spoke.
Then Wanda added, low and knowing, “She wants you. And you’re trying so hard not to want her back, it’s practically screaming.”
Natasha’s jaw flexed.
“I can help you lie to everyone else.” Wanda said gently, stepping back. “But not yourself.”
And with that, she slipped away, leaving Natasha standing in the amber-lit room, silent, glass still in hand.
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The rehearsal dinner had finally wound down, the last glasses of champagne drained and someone, probably Clint, caught trying to sneak dessert into a napkin for later.
The suite was dim when you returned. You kicked off your shoes, sighing like you’d just survived a battlefield. In a way, you had.
Natasha followed you in, quiet as ever, closing the door behind her.
“So?” You asked as you started to undo the copious amount of jewellery that adorned your body. “How did I do?”
There was a pause.
“You’re terrifyingly good at this.”
You grinned, stepping towards her and turning, gesturing towards the zip. “Told you I lie beautifully.”
Her hands shook as she pulled down the zip, watching more and more skin appear, the curve of a shoulder, the dip of her spine, each inch undoing her composure like thread unraveling in slow motion.
“Done.” She croaked out, immediately clearing her throat after.
“Thanks.” You smiled, holding up the dress with your left hand, disappearing into the bathroom, hearing a sigh of relief behind you.
When you came back out, you were in an oversized tee, bare legs, no makeup and smelling of a mix of vanilla and coconut. You looked casual but soft. Natasha had already stripped down to a tank top and loose joggers, sitting on the edge of the bed, scrolling through something on her phone like she wasn’t hyper-aware of you.
You walked over and flopped down beside her.
And the second your weight hit the mattress, her eyes flicked to yours. “I can take the sofa.”
“I think we’re a little past pretending we’re that polite,” You told her, pulling your legs up and stretching out beside her. “Besides, I don’t bite.”
Her lips curled slightly. “That’s disappointing.”
You raised an eyebrow. “Didn’t say I wouldn’t if provoked.”
She didn’t look away. “Noted.”
And just like that, neither of you moved, the bed suddenly feeling too big and way too small at the same time.
You turned off the bedside light.
And in the dark, your voices felt quieter. Closer.
You rolled onto your side, your arm brushing hers. “Don’t worry. I don’t kick or snore or talk in my sleep. No matter how much you insist I do.”
“Great.”
“But I do cuddle.”
“Immediately no.”
“I can’t help it. I’m like a koala bear.”
“Yeah well I’m like a polar bear so don’t try it.”
“Yeah, yeah.” You mumbled tiredly. “Big, scary, dangerous assassin. I could do some damage too, you know?”
“Oh yes, I’m so scared of the biting, cuddle threatening koala that knows all things marketing, how will I ever escape colour coded files and manipulative email- OW.”
“I told you I bite.” You simply murmured, watching through lidded eyes as she rubbed her arm where your teeth sank.
“You are insane.”
“I must be to be here right now.”
“Go to sleep.”
“You really do have a thing about control.”
“And you really like pretending that doesn’t interest you.”
You smiled into the dark. “Just trying to understand the rules of the game.”
“There aren’t any.”
You let that hang between you for a moment, the silence heavier than it should be.
“Sweet dreams Natasha.”
She didn’t respond but she didn’t roll away, either.
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You felt her move before you heard her, the shift of weight on the mattress, the whisper of sheets, the near-silent sound of feet hitting the floor.
Natasha never really slept, not the way most people did. It was more like she paused… reset. Eyes still closed, you heard her zip something up, then the faint creak of the door opening.
Of course she would run more miles than you could count on both hands before a wedding like it was any other day.
You didn’t move. Just let the door click shut behind her and sank a little deeper into the pillow, the scent of her shampoo still clinging to the sheets beside you.
By the time she returned, you were out of bed, hair half-styled, robe cinched loosely at your waist, mascara in hand and one earring in.She stepped inside, sweat-slick and infuriatingly calm, like her pulse had never spiked.
Her eyes flicked over you, bare legs, flushed cheeks, one slipper on.
“Morning.” You grinned, like it wasn’t completely unfair how good she looked post-run.
She nodded once. “You start getting ready without me?”
“I figured you wouldn’t need help getting dressed.”
Her gaze lingered a second longer than necessary.
“You’d be surprised.”
You raised an eyebrow, a smirk tugging at your lips. “Is that a request?”
“Not yet.”
And just like that, she disappeared into the bathroom — leaving you there, smiling into your second earring like this wasn’t building toward something inevitable.
The sound of running water humming to life seconds later. You stared at yourself in the mirror, hair nearly finished, makeup done, skin still warm from the hair appliance and nerves.
Then you turned to the dress. That dress.
That deep shade of green, open back, structured yet slinky all at once. You’d worn it in theory before when you described it to her via text and she acted unimpressed.
But now it was real.
You stepped into it slowly, carefully adjusting the fabric where it hugged your hips, smoothing it over your thighs. The straps fell into place across your shoulders, fabric twisting at the bottom of your back in delicate, purposeful chaos.
The zipper was halfway up when the bathroom door opened
You didn’t turn around.
“Romanoff?” You called over your shoulder, playing it casual.
A pause, a few footsteps. She didn’t answer, not right away.
You reached behind you, fingers fumbling at the zipper.
“Can you help?”
A moment of silence followed before a few footsteps again. Slower this time.
She came up behind you, close enough that you could feel her body heat before she even touched you. You caught her reflection in the mirror, damp hair swept back, skin still flushed from the shower, eyes locked on the open expanse of skin down your spine.
Her fingers brushed the small of your back, just once. Then found the zipper.
She pulled it up slowly, carefully, dragging the fabric into place with the kind of precision that felt practiced. Mechanical. Except her touch lingered a second too long at the top, fingertips brushing your skin before dropping away.
You exhaled. “Thanks.”
Natasha’s voice came quiet behind you. “You were right.”
You blinked. “About what?”
She met your eyes in the mirror.
“That dress is a problem.”
“I could take it off if it’s going to cause problems.”
She didn’t flinch, just tilted her head, lips curving slightly. “You’ll have to behave yourself at dinner. We’re with the team.”
“Oh, I won’t.” You said, brushing past her on the way to the bathroom. “But it’ll look polite.”
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The ceremony was beautiful. Wanda glowed. Vision looked like he’d downloaded five separate wedding manuals and still managed to look overwhelmed.
You and Natasha sat close, too close in the front row. Her knee bumped yours once. You didn’t move. When the bride walked down the aisle, you leaned in just enough, your voice low, words almost too casual.
“Is it wildly inappropriate to admit I’ve been undressing the officiant with my eyes for the last ten minutes?”
Natasha choked on her breath and tried to cover it with a quiet cough.
“Unbelievable.” She muttered. “She’s at least double your age, if not triple.”
"She’s giving such divorced professor who teaches ethics but definitely doesn’t follow them energy.”
Natasha blinked. “What is wrong with you?”
You shrugged, sipping your drink. “Don’t worry. I’ve got a type. Emotionally distant women with sharp tongues and commitment issues.”
Her jaw ticked. “Charming.”
You glanced at her. “Takes one to know one.”
You’d never seen her look more alive than when she was trying not to smirk in public.
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Later, at the reception, the two of you drifted between conversations, hands brushing, fingers ghosting over the backs of chairs, subtle glances exchanged across champagne flutes. Your act was flawless. But something was cracking at the edges.
Natasha watched you laugh at something Sam said and looked away too fast.
You caught her watching and smiled like you’d caught her red-handed.
At one point, Tony stood up, scotch in hand, eyes already a little too glassy and tapped his fork against his glass like he was hosting an awards show.
“Alright, alright.” He grinned. “I’m invoking a sacred wedding tradition.”
Groans went up across the long room.
“Oh, shut up. I’m being romantic.” Tony insisted. “To celebrate love, passion, mutual tax benefits, all the lovers in the room, grab your partner and kiss ‘em.”
You and Natasha exchanged a look across your wine glasses, a perfect mix of horror and absolutely not.
Then, in unison, you both made a very quiet, very dry fake gagging sound. It was subtle. Synchronized. Discreet enough for dignity.
Until you looked up and realised everyone else was actually doing it. Lips meeting. Hands on cheeks. Some modest, some… very much not from those who had indulged in a glass of champagne too many.
You froze. Natasha went unnaturally still beside you.
And then, of course. “Don’t be shy, Romanoff!”
Sam called across the table, raising his glass with a grin. “We know it ain’t your first time.”
The whole table turned.
Carol looked way too amused. Bucky raised an eyebrow. Even Pepper was watching with the kind of polite curiosity that made it worse.
You turned slowly toward Natasha.
She didn’t say anything, just arched a single brow.
You cleared your throat, leaned in slightly. “Well…” You murmured. “…you did say we were committed to the bit.”
“I said I was committed, not an exhibitionist.” She gave you a once over, slow and unreadable. “Just keep your hands to yourself.”
“Where’s the fun in that?”
And then, with every eye on you, she leaned forward.
One hand rested on your thigh beneath the table, grounding. The other found the edge of your jaw, fingers light.
She kissed you.
Not quick. Not hesitant. Not entirely performative.
Just long enough to hush the room. Just slow enough to register.
And then she pulled back, face impassive like she hadn’t just lit your entire nervous system on fire.
“Better?” She said quietly, looking around the table.
Sam raised both eyebrows. “Well damn.”
You reached for your wine without a word, mostly to hide your smile.
Natasha’s thumb brushed your knee before she let go.
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After dinner, music picked up. Lights dimmed. Someone tried to drag Natasha to the dance floor. She muttered something about bruised toes and melted into the shadows, only to appear beside you five minutes later with two glasses of wine.
You took yours and clinked gently against hers.
“To fake love.” You said.
“To real chemistry.” She replied. You didn’t break eye contact.
And for a moment, nothing existed beyond the space between your knees brushing under the table, her gaze flicking to your mouth and that magnetic pull that had stopped being part of the performance sometime around… yesterday.
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You didn’t drag her to the dance floor. Not really.
You just walked up behind her during some slow jazz instrumental and held out a hand without looking like she’d already agreed.
Natasha gave you a flat look then sighed like it pained her and followed you out anyway.
She didn’t dance, not properly. She shifted her weight, let you twirl lazily in front of her, arms loose around your waist like she was making sure you didn’t trip. You teased her about her rhythm. She muttered something about ‘former assassins not being trained for ballroom etiquette’.
“Yeah but you’re holding me like you’ve done this before.” You said under your breath.
She didn’t deny it.
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You ended up back at the table after a few too many wedding cocktails. Natasha stretched out beside you, one ankle crossed over the other, wine glass spinning slowly between her fingers.
Bucky was mid story when you casually dropped. “Oh, Nat? She told me when we first met that she’d have left if I’d ordered a mojito.”
“She did what?” Clint asked.
“Swear to God.” You said. “It was the mint. Apparently it’s weak.”
Natasha didn’t blink. “You told the bartender you wanted a cocktail that ‘tastes like a vacation and a bad decision.’”
You nodded proudly. “And you stayed.”
“I was bored.” She drawled. “And you were wearing that backless thing. I was curious how it came off.”
Carol spit her drink.
You just raised your glass and said. “So I won.”
“I meant to ask earlier…” Sam trailed off. “How hard were the new agents coming at you? Your arm is a mess.”
Natasha frowned, looking at where Sam had pointed and saw exactly what he meant. The smirk immediately appeared, her voice teasing. “That's not from the agents."
“Oh.” The fake couple saw the realisation set in. “OH!”
“Sorry.” You shrugged, brushing your knuckles against the blossoming bruise.
“You two are something else. Remind me to thank Pepper for putting my room the hell away from yours!”
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You volunteered to get the tequila. Seemed fair since Natasha had endured dancing, your relentless one-upping and two rounds of you using her as a human shield to avoid sentimental speeches. A round of shots felt like a peace offering.
The bar was busy. You leaned against the counter, waiting for the bartender, when someone slid up beside you.
Tall. Confident. Overconfident. Drunk.
You clocked the energy before he opened his mouth.
“Don’t think I’ve seen you around before.” He sneered, eyes flicking down your dress in a way that made your skin crawl. “You here with someone?”
You gave him a polite smile. “Yeah. My girlfriend.”
“Yeah?” He grinned. “Where is she?”
You resisted the urge to roll your eyes. “Somewhere very close.”
He laughed like that meant something else entirely. “You sure she wouldn’t want to share?”
You blinked. “I’m gay.”
He leaned in a little. “That’s because you’ve never tried me…”
You opened your mouth, not entirely sure what you were going to say when a voice slid in behind you, smooth and cold.
“She has.”
You turned slightly, and there was Natasha. Calm, unreadable, dangerous in that effortless way she carried herself. Her arm slid around your waist, her other hand casually taking the shot tray from the bar like this was all completely ordinary.
“She’s not interested.” She said, her voice low but sharp enough to cut glass.
The guy didn’t take the hint.
He gave her a slow once over, cocky grin in full force. “What, you speak for her now?”
Natasha’s smile turned razor edged. “When you stop listening? Yeah.”
He laughed, short and loud like he thought he was still in control. “You got attitude. Bet you’re a real bitch in bed.”
You felt Natasha’s body shift beside you. The hand on your waist tightened, just slightly, not for show this time but restraint.
She stepped in, slow and deliberate, her mouth right near his ear. “I’ve killed men for less than what just came out of your mouth.”
He pulled back, startled, blinked like he’d just realized he was speaking to the Natasha Romanoff.
“Now baby…” Natasha said, her voice smooth as silk but still humming with the edge that made your heart pound. “Are you ready to go back to the table?”
You should’ve said yes. You should’ve grabbed the tray of tequila and made a joke, rolled your eyes, kept the game going like nothing happened.
But you didn’t.
Instead, you stared at her, flushed, breath tight, stomach doing somersaults and before you could second guess it, you stepped in.
And kissed her. Not for show. Not for the team. Not to out-do anyone. Just because she was so hot it physically hurt.
Because her voice in your ear, her hand on your waist, the look on her face when she threatened that man like it was just another Tuesday, it short circuited your good sense. The kiss was firm, deliberate, a little reckless. You felt her inhale sharply through her nose, like you’d surprised her and maybe you had.
But she didn’t pull away or laugh or joke or make it part of the bit.
Her hand came up, thumb brushing your cheek as her mouth moved with yours, just once. And the team lost their minds somewhere in the distance.
“Holy shit.”
“Okay, damn.”
“YES, NATASHA!”
You barely heard them. You were too busy clinging to the edge of breath.
Then she pulled back, barely, her eyes somehow darker than before.
“Now I’m ready.” You breathed, pupils blown.
“Good girl.” She murmured quietly, taking your hand in her spare one and pulling you back to the table.
And just like that, you knew you were in trouble.
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By the time the last round of drinks hit the table, you were both quieter. Not tired but full of whatever this was now. Charged. Loosened. Buzzing.
The kisses, plural now, had come and gone. One from Tony’s toast. One you initiated because she’d said baby like that.
But neither of you had really recovered.
Natasha was sitting too close, thigh pressed to yours under the table, hand resting dangerously high on your knee. Her arm wrapped around the back of your chair and her fingers running up and down the skin of your arm. At one point, you leaned in to say something and didn’t pull back. Her lips brushed your jaw like it was an accident. It wasn’t.
You fed her a lime slice with your fingers. She licked the juice off and smirked when you stared.
You said goodnight to the team, barely got the words out between half-laughs and flustered smiles.
Natasha didn’t say anything. She just stood when you did and followed. Her hand landed on your lower back like it had every right to be there.
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The hallway was quiet, carpet soft beneath your heels and her presence behind you was heat.
You were laughing about something stupid, something she said in your ear that made you snort and nearly trip out of your heels. She caught your elbow automatically, steadying you, her fingers lingering. You didn’t step away.
“Stop looking at me like that.” You said without turning, your eyes a little glassy.
“I’m not looking at you.” She replied.
You could feel her looking at you.
“You’re bad at lying when you’ve had tequila.”
“I’m bad at pretending you’re not beautiful when you laugh like that.”
You stopped walking and turned to her.
She nearly ran into you, didn’t bother stepping back. Just stared down at you with that half smile, half dare playing on her mouth.
Your voice came out a little breathless. “This isn’t part of the bit anymore, is it?”
Natasha’s gaze flicked between your eyes, her voice low. Honest.
“It hasn’t been for hours.” And then she kissed you. Not careful or playful or performative for the others.
It started soft, mouths brushing, testing but there was nothing uncertain about it. Her hand found your waist, pulled you flush and your breath hitched as you reached for her shirt like it might ground you. She broke the kiss for half a second. Just enough to breathe. Just enough to look at you.
Then her body pressed forward, backing you into the hallway wall with a clumsy, desperate kind of precision. Her mouth found yours again, messier this time, deeper and needier.
One hand slid to the side of your neck, her thumb under your jaw, holding you there like she needed the contact. The other braced flat beside your head, trapping you in like she wasn’t giving you the option to think, let alone run.
You moaned into her mouth, surprised, maybe by how badly you wanted this. Somewhere between kisses, your hand fumbled for the key card. It slipped once. She cursed softly against your lips, took it from you and shoved it into the lock like she could break it open with willpower alone.
The door swung open. She guided you inside without looking. The room was dark, quiet, unfamiliar and none of it mattered.
You kissed her again, harder now. A laugh caught in her throat as you tugged at her blazer, fingers sliding beneath the hem. She turned you, walked you backwards blindly until your knees hit the edge of the bed.
Somewhere in the dark, her voice dropped to a whisper.
“Tell me you want this.”
“I do.” Your answer was instant. “I want you.”
And then her mouth was on your throat, your hands under her shirt, her laugh low against your skin as you gasped. All heat and grip and tension finally snapping.
Fingers tangled in hair, knees shifting on sheets, hands gripping thighs. You felt her everywhere, her hands skimming under your dress before she near enough ripped it off, her mouth dragging across your collarbone, her breath at your ear like a promise and a warning all at once.
You gasped something, maybe her name, maybe just a sound and she answered with a shiver, a press of lips against your throat, a whispered “I know.”
And everything you hadn’t said, written across skin instead.
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You woke first. Kind of.
Your eyes opened slowly, sunlight spilling across the room in quiet gold. The sheets were twisted around your waist. The air smelled like hotel linen and skin. Warmth bloomed behind you, a body, close, breathing even.
Natasha.
She was still asleep or doing a very convincing impression of it. One arm slung low across your stomach, her legs tangled with yours, her nose tucked into the back of your shoulder like she’d meant to keep her distance and just… hadn’t.
You stared at the ceiling, smiling like an idiot.
When she finally stirred, a soft sound in her throat, a stretch, a slow blink, her hand flexed where it rested on your ribs.
“Morning.” You said, voice scratchy.
She didn’t answer right away. Just looked at you, heavy-lidded and sleep-mussed and hummed like you were a warm secret she hadn’t meant to keep.
Then she flopped onto her back and muttered. “You snore.”
You gasped. “I do not.”
“You do.” She said flatly. “I knew it. Cute but loud. Like a small, overconfident animal.”
You rolled over and hit her with a pillow.
She caught it mid swing, smirking.
The sheets fell to her waist. You stared for a second too long.
She noticed but did nothing about it.
“You hungry?” She asked, casual.
“Starving.”
“I saw the menu for the brunch downstairs last night. It looks incredible, we should sneak down early to get the best stuff.”
You grinned. “Why sneak? We’re practically newlyweds now.”
She snorted. “Right. Mission complete.”
You blinked.
“Huh.”
“Mission complete.” She repeated. “One more day of fake hand holding and pretend kisses and you can go back to emails and tinder.”
Just like that, it shifted. She didn’t mean it cruelly. It wasn’t harsh. Just a throwaway comment. A reminder. That it was fake. That it was supposed to end.
“Right. Of course.” You nodded, quiet. "Mission complete."
She didn’t notice the change in your voice. Or she did, and ignored it. You sat up, reaching for your robe, trying not to show the sting.
Her eyes flicked to you. Opened her mouth. Closed it.
But she didn’t say anything.
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Brunch was already in full swing when you and Natasha arrived. She should have known the team would think the same as her and beat her to the good stuff. The sun was too bright, everyone a little hungover and louder than they should’ve been. Mimosas clinked. Chairs scraped. Someone cheered when you stepped onto the terrace.
“Look who finally emerged!”
“Hey, lovebirds! Rough night?”
“Hope the hotel charged double for damage.”
You smiled, barely but just enough to be polite.
While Natasha gave them a look. “You’re all disgusting.”
Clint wiggled his eyebrows. “You’re glowing, Romanoff. I’m just saying.”
You laughed, quiet and short, and reached for a glass of juice instead of champagne. Natasha followed you to the table, sliding into the seat beside you. Her hand found your thigh under the table, thumb brushing slow circles, familiar, casual.
You stiffened. Not entirely dramatically but just enough. Then, without a word, you crossed your legs and gently dislodged her touch.
Natasha stilled. Her eyes flicked to you, studying your face like a puzzle she hadn’t realised she needed to solve.
You didn’t look at her.
You were busy stirring sugar into your coffee, listening politely to Pepper talk about the speeches later, nodding along like you hadn’t been wrapped around Natasha Romanoff eight hours ago whispering her name against her skin.
She leaned in, voice low near your ear. “You okay?”
You didn’t look up. “Fine.”
Something inside her curled. Wrong. Tight. Had she said something? Had some done something? You were happy this morning, right? Even happier last night.
This was different. You were different.
Still warm on the outside, still smiling, still engage but that spark, that electricity she’d gotten addicted to overnight? Gone. Like you’d pulled it back behind your ribs where she couldn’t reach it.
And Natasha didn’t understand why it felt like a loss.
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Natasha didn’t push it.
She let you be, all through brunch, all the way to the car. No comments, no teasing. Just silence, stretched thin between you in the back seat.
She glanced at you as the engine started. “Want to talk?” She asked, voice low.
You didn’t look up from the window. “I’m just tired.”
And true to your word, you were asleep within minutes. Head tipped against the glass, arms folded across your stomach. The kind of sleep that only happens after emotional exhaustion, not rest.
Natasha watched you for a long moment before settling back, quiet. When the road curved, she took it slower than necessary. At one point, you shivered, even in the sun. She peeled off her hoodie at a stop light and carefully laid it across your lap, tucking it under your arm so it wouldn’t fall.
No one spoke the entire ride home.
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When they pulled up to the tower, she turned in her seat and touched your shoulder gently. You stirred, eyes slow to open, still soft from sleep.
“We’re here.” She said.
You blinked, sat up, then slowly started gathering your things. No words yet. No smile.
Just quiet.
And then at the curb, you turned to her, expression calm but something unreadable behind your eyes.
“This weekend was nice. Really.” Natasha opened her mouth but you kept going. “Thanks for inviting me. And… I hope you find what you’re looking for.”
She blinked. “Wait- Can we just-“
But you were already stepping out, already walking toward the elevators with that same gentle poise that had undone her all weekend. Not angry. Not cruel. Just done.
The doors slid closed before she could follow.
Natasha sat in the car a while longer, hoodie still warm from where it had rested against your skin and didn’t move.
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It was late afternoon when Natasha found herself standing in the common room, fingers curled loosely around a mug she hadn’t touched. She hadn’t meant to linger in the tower like a lost puppy but her legs didn’t take her anywhere else.
The doors hissed open behind her, soft heels and familiar energy.
“Hey.” Wanda said, breezing in with a duffel bag over her shoulder. Her hair was braided loose, the way she always wore it when she traveled. “I’m grabbing some things before we disappear. Don’t tell Tony or he’ll throw another brunch.”
Natasha gave a faint huff. “The last thing I need is to be sat on another table with all of them again.”
Wanda paused, looked at her properly and could sense the turmoil. “You okay?”
Natasha hesitated.
Then, finally and for once, honestly. “No.”
Wanda said nothing, just walked to the kitchen, poured herself a coffee and leaned against the counter, waiting.
“Don’t you have somewhere to be?”
“I’m right where I need to be right now.”
Natasha didn’t look at her when she started. “You know I invited someone to the wedding. And I know you know it was supposed to be a fake date. But it wasn’t fake. Not really.”
Wanda tilted her head, quiet.
“There was always something there.” Natasha continued. “We kissed, more than once. We-“ She stopped, swallowed. “Saturday night, we- It wasn’t pretend anymore. But I said something this morning about the whole thing being a bit, about it being over. And she-"
Her voice cracked, just slightly. “She just… shut off. And left.”
Wanda was quiet for a moment, sipping slowly. Then, gently. “So let me get this straight. You took a girl you really like to a romantic weekend with your entire found family, made her feel wanted, kissed her like she was yours, slept with her and then reminded her it was all pretend?”
Natasha winced. “It wasn’t like that.”
Wanda raised an eyebrow. “Wasn’t it?”
“She knew the deal. We were joking about it from the start.”
“And did you tell her when it stopped being an actual joke for you?”
Silence.
Wanda softened. “Nat… that girl looked at you like you hung the moon. I saw it. Everyone saw it.”
“She brushed me off.” Natasha said, quietly. “Didn’t even want to talk about it.”
“Because she was probably humiliated.” Wanda said, still kind but honest. “She gave you more than she meant to. And she probably thought you didn’t even notice.”
Natasha’s jaw tensed. “I did.”
Wanda set her mug down. “Then maybe it’s time to tell her.”
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You weren’t supposed to see her.
That was the whole point, sneak in, drop off the hoodie, grab Pepper’s flash drive and her backup files and get the hell out. You were already late, already unraveling.
Your bag felt like it weighed thirty pounds. You’d dropped your phone directly in some stupid water feature at the office and somewhere between your apartment and the security desk, your lanyard had vanished.
“Ma’am.” The guard said, definitively. “I can’t let you in without ID.”
“I work here.” You snapped, trying to keep your voice polite. “Well not here but for Pepper Potts so I kind of do! I’ve been in and out of this building for months.”
“And today…” He said, unmoved. “…you don’t have ID.”
“I just need to go up and drop something off. I’m not trying to hack the Pentagon for god sake-"
“I need you to calm down.” He interrupted, like it was a reflex.
You bit down hard. “I am calm.”
“Ma’am.” The lead guard said, clearly already bored. “We’ve been over this. No ID, no entry.”
“I’m literally on the list-“
“There is no list.”
“I’ve been here dozens of time-“
“And today?” The younger guard cut in, smug. “You’re not cleared. So either step aside or-“
“I don’t have time to step aside! Do you not understand I’m trying to do my job?”
The younger one moved. “And so am I-“
“No, you’re being unreasonable! Just call Tony Stark.”
“We will not be bothering Mr Stark!”
“Call any of them, they know me!” You almost begged now.
"Yeah, yeah, they always do." He laughed. "Why don't you call him?"
"I can't because my phone isn't working-"
"Convenient. If you continue to harass the Avengers or any SHIELD agents, I'm gonna have to take you into custody."
"Custody? I WORK HERE!"
“Look ma’am, I need you to calm down and come with us.”
“No.” You snapped, chest tight now. “I am not being manhandled because I can’t find my damn badge when I WORK here!”
Before it could escalate further, he moved again, grabbed your arm, too hard.
You yanked back instinctively. “Get off me-“
That was it. He spun you, fast, one hand in the middle of your back, the other twisting your arm behind you. The cuffs were on before you could catch your breath. Too tight. Metal biting into skin. The hoodie you had clenched in your fingers, her hoodie, that had been dry cleaned and ironed was down crumpled on the dirty tiles.
“I said stand down!” He barked, like you were some kind of threat. “Do you know how many stupid people I deal with a day? Pretending The Avengers know them?!”
“I do know them!”
The pressure on your wrist made your knees buckle. “Yes and I know Barack Obama.”
“No, wait- You’re hurting me!” You gasped, trying to squirm free, tears springing hot and sharp at the corners of your eyes. “What the hell is wrong with you-“
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“Security breach in the Lobby, Zone A.”
Friday's voice came through the tower’s comms, flat and automatic. Most people ignored it.
But Sam, glancing at the monitor, frowned. “What now?”
He tapped into the security feed, projecting it on the flat screen that hung on the wall in the common room and just as the camera came into focus. “Wait, is that-"
Natasha was already gone.
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You were still protesting when the elevator doors opened, his voice echoing in your ear, loud enough for Natasha to hear and to almost sprint over.
“Little girls like you need putting in their place, it’s all women’s rights these days and you think you can do what you want.” He sneered, tightening the cuffs. “You just need a firm hand like me to put you in your place.”
You didn’t see her at first. You were too busy trying to breathe, wrists burning, arm throbbing from where it had been twisted up too far. Your voice had broken halfway through yelling.
And then. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
Everything stopped. Natasha’s voice cut across the lobby like a gunshot. The guards froze.
You turned, dazed. She was stalking toward you, red-faced, furious, lethal. She didn’t care who was watching.
“Take those off her. Now.”
The younger guard stammered. “Ma’am, she- she was uncooperative-“
“She works here. She’s cleared under Pepper Potts’ access and under mine.
He quickly worked to undo the handcuffs and it took one look at your face for Natasha to crumble. You knew you probably looked a mess, tear streaked cheeks, pouting with your arm held by your other, rubbing softly over where the pain was currently throbbing, drops of blood running down your arm from where he had inappropriately tightened the handcuffs.
Natasha was in his face now, pure venom in her voice. “She’s bleeding. She was detained over what? A lanyard and a bad attitude? You think that justifies twisting her arm? Do I look like I tolerate that kind of shit?”
No one answered.
“Did she ask for clearance?”
“She said to call you but- Ma’am- Agent Romanoff, a lot of people ask to see you. Fans and-“
“I’ve heard enough.” She silenced him, turning to you, hands already at your wrists.
Her fingers were feather-light as she ran her fingers over the marks the cuffs left, like even touching them hurt her more than you.
Your breath shuddered.
“Come on.” She said softly, eyes locked on yours now. “Let’s get you cleaned up.”
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Natasha didn’t say a word as she led you through the tower. No more guards. No apologies. Just her hand hovering close to your back, not touching but there if you needed it.
Her room was dark and quiet when she opened the door for you. Unfamiliar but predictably minimalist. The hoodie you’d meant to return was still clutched in your good hand, wrinkled and useless now.
She flicked the bathroom light on, rummaged silently through the cabinet and returned with a small kit.
“Sit.” She said, gently, nodding toward the bed.
You sat, too tired to argue, too raw to speak.
She knelt between your legs without hesitation, ignoring the squeeze in her chest. She didn’t say much, just moved with quiet purpose, opening the first aid kit, switching on a soft lamp. Her touch was gentle as she cleaned your wrists, one hand steadying you, the other dabbing antiseptic with controlled care. Almost too gentle. Like she was scared you might flinch away.
Her eyes kept flicking up to your face, trying to read you, trying to make sense of what she’d done, what she hadn’t said.
You flinched slightly when her fingers grazed a nasty spot on the inside of your wrist. “Sorry.” She murmured.
“It’s fine.”
“It’s not.”
“I had this dry cleaned and ironed but now-“ Your voice cracked as you placed the hoodie on the bed, the day weighing heavily. “Now it’s creased and he made me drop it.”
“Shhh.” She soothed. “It’s okay. It’s okay. They shouldn’t have hurt you.”
You didn’t speak, just looking down at her to finally meet her eyes.
“I hate that you got hurt.” She murmured, voice low. “I hate that it happened here, where you were supposed to be safe.”
“I’m okay.”
“That’s not the point.” And then she reached out, slow, careful and tucked a piece of hair behind your ear. Her hand lingered. Your breath caught. The look between you shifted, it was too warm, too familiar.
You didn’t know who leaned in first.
But suddenly, her mouth was on yours.
A kiss that meant too many things. And for a moment, just a moment, you self indulged and let you let it happen.
Until the weight came crashing back. You pulled away with a sharp inhale, standing too fast. “I can’t.”
“Wait-“
“I shouldn’t have come. I just- I need to go. Pepper is waiting and I-“
You turned, heading for the door but her hand caught your arm, not tight, just grounding. “Please.” Her voice was almost a beg. “Don’t go. Just… talk to me.”
You stopped. What did you have to lose anyway?
“The weekend wasn’t fake to me.”
She didn’t speak.
You turned back around, heart pounding. “I know it started out as just some fun but I didn’t pretend. I wasn’t acting. And you were- God, you were so there. And then the second it was over, it was like none of it mattered.”
Natasha opened her mouth but you kept going, hurt spilling out like a slow unraveling.
“You kissed me like you meant it. You held me like it mattered. And then you went back to pretending. You shut me out. You made me feel stupid for believing any of it meant something. And I shouldn’t be blaming you because I knew this was fake and I’m a big girl. It’s my fault if I felt something and you didn’t but I-“
Her eyes flickered. “I did.”
“What?”
“I did feel something- I do feel something.”
You hesitated. “Then why didn’t you say anything?”
“Because I didn’t know how.”
She stepped closer, carefully, like she was afraid of breaking whatever was left between you.
“You’re not stupid. You’re not overreacting. I hurt you, and I’m sorry. I should’ve said it then, I should’ve stopped pretending sooner. But it was real for me, too.”
You stared at her, trembling, still a little breathless.
“You’re not just saying it?” Your voice came out so small, it shattered Natasha’s heart just a little.
“I’ve pretended to be a lot of things but this? I never pretended to want you.”
And when she kissed you this time, it wasn’t desperate.
It was an apology and a new beginning all in one.
You let her guide you backwards, falling slow into the sheets, her mouth never leaving yours. Her hands moved with confidence now, familiar, dragging your jacket down your arms, fingers ghosting under the hem of your shirt like a promise.
You arched up into her, breath hitching when her mouth trailed along your jaw. She was just starting to slide over you fully, knee between your thighs, when-
Bzzz. Bzzz.
You groaned. “You have got to be kidding!”
Natasha reached over without looking, snatched the phone from the nightstand, glanced at the screen, and smiled. wicked, unhurried.
“It’s Pepper.”
You sat up halfway, flushed and disoriented. “Oh god- Just ignore it!"
But she’d already answered. “Potts, now’s really not a good time.”
A pause.
Then Natasha glanced at you, smile deepening as she looked you over, shirt half-off, lips kiss-bitten. She’s… extremely unavailable.”
You couldn’t hear Pepper’s reply but Natasha eye-rolled fondly. “Pepper, I will do anything you want me to do if you just give us 30 minutes-“ She smirked. “Make it an hour and then I’ll come over and help you myself.”
She hung up before Pepper could reply, tossed the phone somewhere behind her and leaned back down with a smirk.
“Now.” She murmured against your throat. “Where were we?” You laughed, breathless and buzzing.
And then you stopped thinking altogether.
#what the hell I loooooved it#natasha romanoff#black widow#natasha romanov#fan fiction#natasha romanoff x female reader#light angst#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff x you#fanfic#marvel#fluff#natasha x you#wanda maximoff#steve rogers#maria hill#carol danvers#sam wilson#tony stark#bucky barnes#bruce banner#fanfiction
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Happy birthday!! 🎉
Thank youuuuu so so much 🥰💕
#and thanks to everyone else who wished me a happy birthday#I don’t deserve this omg 😭💕#marta answers for once
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Turning 22 today and I can't believe I'm closer to being 25 than I am to being 18 what the fu-🤮
#can't believe it's been 4 years since I opened this account#and 3 since I started writing omg#maybe I'll honor that and post something for once lol#(don't expect anything)#marta answers for once#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#black widow#black widow x reader
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Let me start off by saying that
THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'LL 100% FINISH WRITING AND POST WHAT WINS!
I just wanna know what people prefer so I know what to focus on if I'll ever remember how to freaking write again
Thanks bbys <3
#I really wanna write now that I don’t have school#AND I'm off work too cause my ankle has seen better days!!#I don’t have much hope...#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff x you#natasha romanoff smut#natasha romanoff angst#black widow#black widow x reader#black widow x y/n#black widow smut#black widow angst#marvel#mcu
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I've always aggressively had in mind Avenger! Nat who is the cockiest mf on the planet and is basically a fuckboy who fucks all of her fangirls and loooves the attention and brags about it with Tony who is insanely mad that she snatched his crown as n1 playboy of the Avengers.
And if she looked like this it would be truly org*smic omg
Ps I know the logical thing would be making R the only one who doesn't fall for Natasha’s shit but at the same time I just know that if it were me I'd be the BIGGEST SIMP FANGIRL WHO'S TOO HAPPY TO BE A CONQUEST OF HERS TAKE MEEEEEE
#fuckboy! avenger! nat#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff x you#natasha romanoff smut#black widow#black widow x reader#black widow x y/n#black widow smut#marvel#mcu
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Back on my tattoos bullsh*t 🤦♀️ they're ass as usual but here you go I guess...don't you dare come for me I'm going through it rn!!!


#cocky natasha who has fuck ass tattoos of pretty much n@ked women#kinda need to get railed by her ngl#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff x you#natasha romanoff smut#black widow#black widow x reader#black widow x y/n#black widow smut#marvel#mcu
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All 10 fingers, all night, all day, till my neighbors file a noise complaint, until the WHOLE bed breaks, till the strap dissolves.
#are those for me??? <3#omg thankssss#a visceral need#valentina allegra de fontaine#thunderbolts#julia louis dreyfus
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Love me some julia louis-dreyfus toxic age gap workplace yuri 😔💕


Just drew something yuri and cute
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Need her to degrade me while blowing my back out
#it's embarrassing the way I react to those 2 words#no comment#yes mommy#toxic yuri#valentina allegra de fontaine#julia louis dreyfus
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There's something deeply wrong with her.........................I need her right now.
Parker Posey as Dr. Smith in LOST IN SPACE
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I-........MA'AM????????
#the noise I just made omg I'm so sorry#like what????????#she's so cool...and hot....and-#parker posey#the white lotus
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