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theories on the finnick/mags death kiss? do we think it was a goodbye?

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mentally i am in the marauders flat in shepherds bush curled up on an armchair reading a book

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the true girlies are the ones who were obsessed with darci lynne and sofie dossi in like 2018 and watched americas got talent on youtube every day

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can we stop de-extincting things and maybe just start not letting them go extinct?? just a thought.

i know not all of them were our fault, but a good chunk of them were, so what if we recognize that and learn from our mistakes?

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parents just acknowledged that i fixed my sleep schedule, time to go ruin it again

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look. i’m not gay, but i’m gay for season 2 Vi

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i love you, i’m sorry is so regulus and sirius coded

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god i love hozier

francesca? good lord i want to consume it

unknown/nth? i need it like i need air

work song? if i had to choose between it and breathing, it would win

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a new horrible thing has appeared on my instagram feed: anakin skywalker edits with taylor swift music in the background

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america, he is literally a convicted felon. for everyone who is in america right now and voted against this, i am so sorry. if you voted for this, well, i’m not even going to say anything because i have no words.

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sometimes i think it would be fun to be a kid in the 70s but then i remember that taylor swift and chappell roan don’t exist and i’m like nevermind

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rip lily evans you would have loved the smiths

rip remus lupin you would have loved conan grey

rip marlene mckinnon you would have loved fleetwood mac

rip mary macdonald you would have loved chappell roan

rip sirius black you would have loved the arctic monkeys

rip james potter you would have loved taylor swift

rip peter pettigrew you would have loved elton john

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“i’m not judging.” my father says, whilst judging.

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person: are you listening to me?

me: haha yeah sorry the colour of that girl’s shirt is really bright and i can’t hear you over it because it’s distracting my eyes which apparently distracts my ears

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can we get some appreciation for clara bow please

like

“You look like Taylor Swift in this light we’re loving it. You’ve got edge she never did.”

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you can’t tell me that you have ever enjoyed a full bowl of oatmeal. it’s nice at first and ur like “oh i’m a little foresty person who lives in the woods and it’s always sunny and i bake pies and drink tea”

and then by the time you have a few spoonfuls left ur like “i am a poverty stricken orphan in the 18th century at an orphanage and this tastes like glue but i need it to survive even though i would rather die than eat this without sugar”

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it’s that time of year where it’s just warm enough that you can go outside and see people wearing tank tops and shorts but also people wearing full sweatsuits