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babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

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Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell

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Sniffs you with my proboscis

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one of my followers suggested me to draw Coraline and Alice: Madness Returns crossover

so yeah here we are

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So I wrote a book series, and I finally had the courage to publish it. If you like:

- spicy MLM

- romantasy

- some monsters

- black intersex lead

Blurb:

Sirens are known for their beauty and grace. Everything from their lithe figures to their perfectly symmetrical faces to the cadence of their voices is designed to charm. Pleasure of the flesh is how they sustain themselves. So, of course, Detective Carver would be the one siren lucky enough to hate sex.

Ever since his husband died, Carver has resented the defining feature of his race, but when his boss calls in someone to assist with his investigation, he finds himself confronted with a problem he never expected—attraction. Jian is supposed to be just an analyst, buttoned-up and stiff and unassuming. Nothing could be further from the truth. Sure, he can put on a nice smile and act polite enough, but there's something behind his eyes that's decidedly not professional. That hunger for carnal satisfaction Carver thought long dead starts to come back to life as they work together.

And he has to wonder if he's just starving or if this is a craving.

On Silver Shores is on Kindle and in paperback.

I also have no money, so I made the cover art myself.

Each book in the series follows a different "couple," which I put in quotes because the odd books are monogamous couples and the even books feature polyamorous relationships.

And if you like monster polyam, book 2, In Iron Stars, is also available on Kindle with a paperback on the way. I'll make a separate post for that.

Anyway, I just want to make queer books for queer people about queer love.

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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

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READERS: FYI BOOKSHOP.ORG HAS FREE SHIPPING FOR ANTI-PRIME DAYS

This is a cool platform that gives back to local and small businesses so I'm affiliated with them. If you want to use my link to buy anything I'll get a small cut which is appreciated, but regardless this is still a neat opportunity to dodge Amazon's monopoly especially if you don't have prime.

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It’s okay if today didn’t go as planned. Sometimes things just happen and you can’t change that. Tomorrow you will have another chance.

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thought this looked familiar

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For Kabosu, RIP doge you'll be in our hearts forever<3

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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the way you win at DnD is making your friends laugh

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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kissing you on the forehead

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