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stan walking into his shared home with richie and eddie october 1st:

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Your dash has been visited by the Eleven ghost. Reblog on Halloween for Good Luck.

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DND LOSERS CLUB

“No Richie you can’t seduce the piano”

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thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

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preparation for every time Lance appears on screen feel free to use.

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color palette meme ▷ anonymous asked: we know hot + Eddie Kaspbrak 

“They´re gazebos! They’re bullshit!“

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you’ll float too!

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Lucifer: So Jack. How you been doing, my son?

Jack: You are not my father. Castiel is my father.

Lucifer: Oh come on. Can’t I even ask what you were up to when I was gone?

Jack: I joined a gang

Lucifer: I knew it! I knew that my son had a wild streak in him. What kind of a gang did you join?

Jack: We call ourselves ‘Team Free Will 2.0’

Sam, Dean and Cas: *with proud tears* That’s our boy

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I think you offended it, Richie

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Reblog if you are a fic writer who welcomes moodboards, playlists, remixes, art and any other type of gift based on your stories.

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This really happened I'm crying

Tonight on Supernatural

Dean: “Whaaaaat? You were kidnapped? I JUST talked to you!”

Cas, after explaining this for the third time: “Thank fuck you’re pretty.”

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Fortune teller: *about valentines day* I see chocolates and roses in your future

Me: what really? Someone gets me chocolates and roses?

Fortune teller: No. You are buying it for yourself.

Me: O h

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Oh my lord

voltron fanfic like

lance tangoed in. ’allí es mi papí caliente. hola keith’

keith leaned forward, “oppa voltron style” he whispered sexily in korean.

keith said something in korean (A/N: i don’t know korean make soemthign up).

“ohhhh keith mi amante” the caramel blue pilot said, wrapping his yaoi arms around keith’s tiny asian body.

suddenly lance whipped his head arojnd. ‘its Coming’ he said.

“何ですか？"said shiro.

allura walked in. the light shone on her chocolate skin. her mocha colored hands flew to her mouth.

keith cried in korean.

hunk walked in. ‘who wants food’ he said in hawaiian. (i don’t really remember a lot about hunk lol!!! who is he again)

“oh mierda allura i was trying to seducir keith ” lance yelled in a sexy latin way.

keith collapsed onto the floor, “모든 알려진 법률에 따르면 항공, 벌이 없다. 날 수 있어야합니다. 그 날개는 너무 작아서 뚱뚱한 작은 몸을 땅에서 떨어 뜨리지 못합니다.” he cried out, his kimchi hitting the floor like la chancla on lance’s face back on earth. keith lay on the floor, his phone ringing out his favorite kpop song: oppa gangnam style.

lance cried, cuban tears streaming down his face. “keith mi amor te muriaste demasiado pronto” he said, eating a burrito.

“allura this is all your culpa” lance said, in spanish for the last bit.

allura’s mocha brown starbucks hot chocolate hand was on her face. “Oh no!! I didn’t mean to!” but it was too late. keith was already muerto (that’s spanish for dead)

coran fell out of the vents speaking australian. “im going to pop on over to the tiddlywinks and have a cuppa with a few of th’ lads since i have shilling or two” coran said.

“何 the fuck” shiro said.

keith cried korean tears, “i’m 죄송합니다, lance” he cried. “but at least i got to 주사위 here with you, listening to my favorite kpop song because i am korean, oppa gangnam style.”

keith oppa gangnam styled his way to space korea heaven, lance crying into his taco.

“ファックあなた all, “shiro said. “i 大嫌い you”

a collaborative effort with @uranohoshi​

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college au losers club taking stan to hooters for his birthday and he’s so jazzed but then when they get through the door he goes all quiet and richie’s like “haha you’re shocked by the babes right?” and stan quietly goes “where are the owls”

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EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY

A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING

A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME

YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

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Person: What's so amazing about this movie that you have to see it 17 times?

Me: You don't understand. This isn't any movie this is The Death Cure. The ultimate, most amazing Movie of the series The Maze Runner

Person: *watches the movie* Oh my god you're absolutely right.

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new york comic con: makes lance stand on keith’s hoverbike

san diego comic con: makes lance outright shamelessly flirt with keith while on the creature he rode when he said the “finding mrs. blue lion” line

me, looking at emerald city comic con: