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- Stormbreaker (2006)
#not a full sass#but it's been in my drafts for so long#since not many people are giving this some love#i thought i'd give it#Alex Rider#alex pettyfer#alan blunt
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- Stormbreaker (2006)
#in which alex is obviously a teenager#this is so early internet days#alex rider being a sassmaster since early 2000s#alex rider#alex pettyfer
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- Alex Rider (2020)
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- Stormbreaker (2006)
#idc what anyone says#this movie is hilarious#with lots of meme potential#and an equally sassy alex#alex rider#stormbreaker#mr grin#alex pettyfer#andy serkis
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“Schoolboy trick.”
- Stormbreaker (2006)
#idc what anyone says#this movie is hilarious#with lots of meme potential#and an equally sassy alex#since not many people are giving this some love#i thought i'd give it#alex rider#stormbreaker#alex pettyfer#alex forever sassing
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- Stormbreaker (2006)
#idc what anyone says#this movie is hilarious#with lots of meme potential#and an equally sassy alex#alex rider#darrius sayle#herod sayle#alex pettyfer#mickey rourke#stormbreaker
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- Alex Rider (2020)
#alex rider tv#alex rider#otto farrant#kyra vaschenko chao#marli siu#my favourite line from the series#alex forever sassing
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- Stormbreaker (2006)
#idc what anyone says#this movie is hilarious#with lots of meme potential#and an equally sassy alex#since not many people are giving this some love#i thought i'd give it#alex rider#stormbreaker#alex pettyfer#bill nighy#sophie okonedo#Mrs Jones#tulip jones#alan blunt
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Alex Rider: I didn’t set fire to the arena!
Ash: No. But you pulled it into the river.
Alex Rider: That put the fire out.
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#alex rider#eva stellenbosch#otto farrant#ana ularu#alex rider tv#view pics in full for higher definition
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Tom Harris: Alex! What happened to you? You look awful!
Alex Rider: Really? I feel great. . . .
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“I heard you were up,” Bennett said. “How are you feeling?” Alex wasn’t sure what to say. Just seeing her made him feel sick again. “Never better,” he muttered.
Alex Rider, Crocodile Tears
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Alex Rider: You’re not joining us?
Myra Bennett: Mr. McCain has asked to eat with you alone.
Alex Rider: Well, you can do the washing up.
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Alex Rider: It seems that every time your family meets me, something bad happens.
Sabina Pleasure: Will you come to San Francisco?
Alex Rider: There’d probably be an earthquake or something.
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Myra Bennett: The Reverend McCain would like you to join him for dinner.
Alex Rider: That’s very kind of him. I hope it’s better than the lunch.
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Desmond McCain: Good-bye, Alex. You’re going on a slow journey to hell.
Alex Rider: Let me know what it’s like.
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Smithers: Very good of you, Alex. I’m always amazed how helpful you are.
Alex Rider: Well, Mr. Blunt is very persuasive.
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